There are actually rich fags on this board who made it

and I'm one of them, sort of.

Turned 10k into 1.5MM back into 600k in 14 months, which sucks, BUT I did successfully cash out a total of 450k during that time, paying about 200k of that in taxes (paid 110k last year, and will owe 90k this year assuming I don't take out more).

I have 50k in my checking right now, so what did I do with 200k?

I went traveling all over the world, going on "whore-cations". I've fucked over 100 escorts, ranging between $200-$2000 dollars (rarely would I fuck girls between $800-$2000 range, fucked a couple of pornstars that cost 2k).

I went all around the world fucking and eating and seeing shit I wanted to see. It's been an incredible fucking year, honestly. I'm 27 years old, and I suppose I could have invested the money in some shitty condo, but I decided to blow it all on myself, which really made up for my shitty early 20s where I worked all the time. I'm a line cook, so I quit my job when I first hit it big with DGB last may and it'll be easy for me to find a job when I want to.

I fucking love life, life is so good when you have money, but at the same time this hedonistic year really chilled me out. I no longer crave pussy and spend my time chasing girls, I've literally fucked enough amazing hookers that I actually want to spend my time improving my mind and body instead of chasing women. I think everyone needs to do what I did, spend a year doing literally whatever the fuck you want.

Anyways, AMA. 27 year old line cook with 50k in the bank and 600k in crypto who spent 200k last year traveling and fucking whores and eating the best food on earth.

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What porn stars?

450K

Made it

kek

Britney Amber and Nicolette Shea

Nice bro. From dropping French fries in boiling grease to nailing porn thots. Happy for you.

That's a lot of money when you're making $14/hour.

Cool dream op

Nice dude. If I made it I think I would do something very similar and just fuck tons of insanely hot hookers.

Where did you travel and which cities did you monger?

How did you arrange fucking a pornstar?

Now that you're home, do you crave fucking hookers or are you over it and want to settle with a regular girl?

Congrats bro but holy shit I wouldn't pay 2k to fuck those lumps of plastic. How much would it cost to fuck a porn qt like Mia khalifa or Riley Reid?

Wait a minute these are actually dudes? If that is the case then I'm gay

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>Cool dream op

Not really, a couple of porn star surgery monsters and the idea of paying a lot of women who hate you to sit on your cock. Sounds like a 14 year olds idea of money 350K US is nothing.

they all look better than the pornstars op paid to fuck.

For whores, Prague (the best), Germany (second best), Montreal, Thailand, and Taipei (close third).

As for just traveling, went all around Europe and Asia, and Morocco for a little bit.

Booked Amber directly via email, Nicole through a service.

I'm actually just craving a regular relationship now. After getting all my dirty fantasies of fucking hordes of women out of the way, I've realized it's not a good life to live like a bachelor forever. It actually made me want to settle down and get my life on track, which leads me to believe that most people are chronically unfulfilled, which is why our world and political system is so shitty. If everyone was honest with themselves and tested their limits, they might be able to, at least see, what the real path to happiness might be for them.

Not sure, only banged those two stars.

Ive got around 50-30$ and have never invested. Any good stocks/crypto to invest in? Thanks bro.
>in before "link will make you a trillionaire"

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Two of them really looks like dudes (top right and bottom middle) but apart from that it's a testament to what makeup can do.

there are actually legit gayfags on this board right now that will unironically never make it

I did something similar in 2016 except only for 6 months and I only fucked like 20 hookers but I traveled all over the world. It was by far the best experience of my life but I kinda regret it cuz the crypto boom happened shortly after I got back and I had already blown all my money. Now I'm a poorfag with only $70k in crypto but hoping I can turn that into $500k in the next 2 years so I can go traveling again. I'm 30 and honestly have zero desire to buy a house, get married, all that domestic bullshit. I just want to keep traveling and visit every fucking corner of this planet.

> link will make you a trillionaire
You already know the answer.

I make WAY more than that

Whoa! Really? You make WAY more than that??


Faggot. Also no you don’t

Larp general

you are spot on in your whore depth chart although I'm curious about Taipei. Is it legal there? I spent 2 weeks there but I met a local non-whore girl so I wasn't mongering.

>70k
>Poor fag
Pick one faggot

Most of the time, yeah.

Here, the guy doesn't seem to lie. No "I'm a real estate mogul at 21" bullshit.

I guess Prague makes sense. So many amateur pornstars from there. Nice.

I did the same thing op. Military -> pmc -> crypto -> whorecation for a year

Blew through 120k. Worth every penny. I spent most of my time in Asia, and s lot of time in Philippines because I really love bareback sex with 18 year old girls. Nothing better on planet earth than teenage pussy untainted by latex or birth control.

you weren't afraid of catching something or getting them pregnant? the fuck bro?

you're not gonna make it with that mentality unless you live in a 3rd world country, then you've already made it I guess

Nice OP congrats, what I'm wondering is, would you consider loaning me a small amount to start a human milk farm?

A few BTC should be enough to get me started

Good for you op. I would have lived off of that 200k for 5ish years and spent my time living moderately cheap, making art, lifting weights and fucking chicks that I meet around the city.

This is what I cannot wrap my head around. How dirty does user feel after these nasty ass whores fuck him (after she has done 8 guys already in the last 24 hours and over 75 in the last week)???

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>there are actually Jow Forumstards here

$4 in savings, how do I get 1 million, thanks.

Posts like this make me sad, but also serve as a fresh reminder of what is important to people - and how different that can be from person to person. I do agree that it's important to take time to enjoy yourself, but for others reading I'd like to say it doesn't necessarily have to be reduced to utter hedonism and whoremongering.

I'm an ancient fag from moot days that was lucky enough to get into crypto very early. Zeroed out my grad school debt, real estate, taxman, nice car, helped out various family members - and like you, traveled all over the world (still do often) in order to eat the best food everywhere and soak up local cultures- though I do this with my wife (of 10+ years).

Not to sound too much like a boring moralfag, but for others reading - it's also pretty cool to just get your shit together and adult-the-fuck out of life. And OP, happy to hear it sounds like the year has chilled you out, your mind and body will appreciate some renewed 'me time.'

>pic is a menu I saved from Gaggan - which I figured you'd appreciate, generally considered the best restaurant in Asia - since I know you faggots presume this is a larp, it isn't

Decadence doesn't have to be hedonistic

tldr; whores, seriously?

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Will I make it with 7k OMG?

so instead of saving yourself from a lifetime of wage slavery and attaining financial freedom, you decided to blow it all on whores. Jesus what fail

Does the restaurant live up to the hype?

Modern white men make great wives. That's what happened. Our bros came to our side when the gals betrayed us.

We bros are always there for each other. Cute as can be, too.

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im almost sure i will never make it

TOP KEK

Gaggan has a really unique take on molecular gastronomy since he infuses so many 'Asian' flavors in his dishes - quite different than your typical modernist joints (think Le Chateaubriand, Baume, or Atelier Crenn) that take their cues from European fare. If you're into fancy food and will be in Bangkok its worth a reservation for sure!

Also - Thailand protip, most tourists go south to the beaches. Head north! Places like Chiang Mai / Chiang Rai are awesome in my opinion and you get to see a different take on street food (Khao Soi!)

Lol stop reading at 10k to 1.5mil

Believing these retards

I think OMG has real potential and that's a healthy stack. Personally I believe in the diversification meme though, and I would caution you if you're 'all in'

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Is diversification worth it when you're only working with $20k?

I don't know if it's legal in Taipei but it seems like it. A lot of the prostitutes are from China but they're pretty hot and work HARD. The girls were overall better looking in Prague and Europe on average for your dollar, but the best service I received was in Taipei.

Aren't you afraid of herpes?

Honestly, I would mostly mouth fuck them/get blowjobs. I'd do vaginal or anal only if they looked very clean. Test last month and I'm clean. I was really only worried about herpes, and not so much genital but oral (genital is worse, but oral is on your face). So no kissing or keep it to a minimum. HIV is hard to catch as a straight guy.

Only if you strap the women to vibrating dildo machines while you milk them, like in hentai.

Not dirty, I feel content with life actually. I actually do much better with women now that I literally don't give a fuck about them and their american lifestyle induced bullshit,

if you play your cards right during a bull run you can do even x1000 in less than a year.

the new wave of boomers ruin it with their super safe thinking.

I'm a literal wagecuck and I have more in my bank account, lol

I just did EMP 3 months ago, which is considered the best restaurant in the world this year. Fine dining is absolutely worth it, but so are whores. If I ever get married I'll probably still get sucked off from time to time. There's going to be a time in any relationship where the woman stops sucking your cock well/with enthusiasm, if she even did to begin with. I don't ever want to lose that.

I want to do something similar if my portfolio takes off. I had 300k peak, held through and am at 70k sadly. My only questions were if it was worth it and if you'd want to start a family after all that, since you've basically answered that i'll ask how you've transitioned into a regular lifestyle again and what are you doing to on a regular basis? Also what's you'e ideal girl (since you talk about a regular relationship)

Ok well, last year I went to 10 different countries, but I just sort of "hung out" in the cities without any major plans. My only plans were going to famous restaurants, and I tallied up 65 Michelin stars last year. I would go to a place like Hong Kong and just hang out for 10-12 days and walk around, eating, whore mongering, and absorbing the life there. It was the greatest time of my life, but it also got boring after a while.

This is the point I'm getting at, I think people should try to get it out of their system when they're younger. All the traveling, the perverse sex, the fine dining, etc. Why do that when you're old and not able bodied anymore? When I returned to the states I felt completely fine returning to a normal life. I'm a pretty decent cook so I just cook for myself, and I've learned to judge women based on more than their looks.

People scoff at the whore mongering, but I think that taught me more about life than anything. Sex is just sex, plain and simple. In America we're deprived of it, and we spend so much energy pursuing women that aren't worth it. My weekend ritual for 5 years was going to bars trying to get laid, I basically didn't do anything other than that. Now I'm looking to date seriously, and I've really calmed down sexually. I made a few pornos, have gotten amazing blowjobs, and went on an ass fucking spree in Germany. It's all out of my system now, and it feels pretty good to be relieved of those desires that dominated my pursuits for so long (grew up with internet porn, which I'm sure did not help).

So yeah, things are pretty normal now and I'm fine with it. Will probably start looking for a job at a nice restaurant and continue where I left off and hope my investments continue to rise. I want a girl who will be a good mother and who is someone I find attractive and easy to get along with, that's all.

>two-hundred thousand dollars in taxes
>taxes on Internet token trading
>getting taxed on something the government doesn't even understand

You got cucked you dumb fuck. You're also a massive autist. Only the retarded incels of you have to pay for sex and get it 'out of your system'. You're not made to be anything. Now you want to improve your mind and body, whatever the hell that fag shit means. Only thing you should have done is firstly not be a handicap by paying TWO HUNDRED GRAND to Uncle Sham, then get rippped, get yourself a decent house and all the essentials and attract women you want to fuck. Not pay them.

You never made it, you had a brief vacation and now you're back at square 2.

Why are all Americans so cringey and autistic? Something in their water?

>t. bong who will never see HMRC ever tax any of my shitcoin trades or cash-outs

Like I give a fuck, you low t. Nerd virgins. STDs are a meme and you are still suffering from public school brainwashing.

Are you American? Because if you traded on Bittrex or used coinbase, the IRS can and will trace your activity which could lead to an investigation, which could lead to jail time (tax evasion is serious in the US, as it is almost anywhere) and/or a fine of the taxes you owe plus 30% of the taxes you owed.

Would be pretty shitty of me to have spent my 400k only to owe the IRS 300k down the line and also serve 3 years in prison.

I only cashed out via coinbase, and I just paid my taxes to avoid trouble. I work in the restaurant biz, so I understand all the under the table stuff and petty tax evasion that goes on, but if you're trying to cash out half a million dollars it's best to play it safe.

Any plans with your money now? What’s your crypto folio?

>here’s my advice:
>all you guys in your early 20s, you should travel the world, fuck hundreds of whores, and eat at the most expensive restaraunts!!
>oh? the money? Just use the 600k sitting in your bank account duh lol!! >Now go get some perspective while you’re still young!

I sort of agree, but you definitely do not want herpes on your face. It's pretty much impossible to catch HIV from raw dogging a girl, you can get genital herpes though (which isn't the end of the world)

Mostly BTC, ETH, AE, NEO. I own a lot of Tron as well. I bought it for the memes around 2 cents, but I'm actually sort of happy I own so much of it now. It's like the ultimate shitcoin which balances out my other stable(ish) coins.

>Are you American?

Literally just stated I'm a bong. Ok maybe you're new. I am British, our government doesn't care about shitcoin trading and cash-outs or stock trading even, nothing.

>wow man putting my cock in 4/10 looking jungle gook pussy and paying a few grand at a time to insert my cock into a veteran dicksleeve riddled with shit and other men's cum really taught me a lot about the world man

What in the actual fuck. I just want to hear one story about 'making it' that doesn't involve suddenly rushing to the nearest escort website or disgusting greasy Thai 'women' or fucking taxes.

Idc if you think you’ve made it or this is a larp. Girls in the states are fucking easy even the Stacey’s you’re just either 1, frail as fuck or 2, ugly as fuck. In which case no matter how much money you have you’ll never have really made it because your ugly ass genes are being erased from time by natural selection slowly but surely.

Can the mods ban these fucking cuckposters already? That shit belongs on Jow Forums

>STDs are a meme

Lol. You better hope you're really fucking lucky then.

Sorry, I didn't know what a "bong" was, but I guess your government doesn't need taxes because why do you even need a government when you have Sharia law to govern you?

Regardless, you sure are edgy m8 please don't cut yourself.

This, my best mate was in the US last year. American girls are fucking easy. I've spoken to so many and they have an order of magnitude more interest in me than girls in the UK. I got several girls asking me to stay with them when I finally go over and visit. The Eastern pilgrimage is that of the eternal incel. I'd rather fuck much hotter, white and Latina girls who are genuinely very attracted to me and speak my language and share some culture so we can just hang around and shit too. You don't get that with your 'pls puck me paster' dirty gook who wants your cash.

You people are utter fucking filth.

Wonderful meme. Enjoy your memories which will soon be deeply repressed when you realise you blew a fortune and ruined your life's prospects of being an actual multi-millionaire because you wanted to put your weirdly shaped incel cock into dirty jungle people. How do you even find them attractive? Where's the pride?

Stop it you’re killing him

Why do you think that a person who sees escorts is a person who can't get laid? Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

The only people who think whoring is "gross" or for weirdo losers are 1) women who feel threatened by the profession 2) jealous men who can't afford it

how long did it take for you to run out of 200k?

lol holy shit, don't tell me what will happen to me you bucktoothed retard. 100% you're a lanky british dork with more acne on his back than his face. Don't use words like "incel" you idiot, could you come off as more of an angry loser?

Here's a few facts. No girls like you, thinking that any woman would ever be "genuinely attracted to you" is laughable, and you're poor

>muh best friend was in america and he said girls there are ez hurrr durrr

kys m8

user wtf did you do, BAKA you blew your chance at never having to flip hamburgers again on loose p$$y, well I'm glad you enjoyed it now get back to work those burgers aren't going to do lip themselves

*Flip

About a year, I didn't cash it all out at once, usually in chunks of 20-50k. I also didn't do my traveling all together. I'd fly out to Europe for maybe two months, come back to the states for a while, go to Japan/HK for a month, etc

I stayed in pretty nice hotels too, betwen 170-400/night usually.

>girls can't be attracted to men no you're wrong!!

And there we have it. Didn't take long for that to come out. You had the key to freedom and you blew it because you're obsessed with sex. You never fucked anyone you actually wanted to fuck, truly. That one girl, at the very least.

Oh well, back to work. Those shelves aren't going to stack thems- oh wait, they will in around 3 years. The Philippines thanks you for increasing their GDP this year you undesirable reject.

You never fucked anyone in your homeland who was attracted to you and this kills you on the inside.

Absolutely based that you fucked around in Taipei, best city to have fun in imo

Must've did so much partying you're exhausted lol.
As long as you use the rest of your funds to become financially free, i'd say good luck on your journey of becoming one with the universe.

No, I said that no women would ever be genuinely attracted to specially YOU, can you not read?

Obviously not, since you missed the entire point of my other posts as well. Look m8, you're an ugly british retard, literally the grossest of all white people. I can tell by the way you write and the things you say.

If it wasn't a lie, all the girls who "hurr plz stay with me when you come to america' think you're a non-threatening homosexual, and wouldn't fathom that someone as ugly as you would think they could them. Again, they would laugh at you.

You clearly hate women and do not understand them in the slightest. But that's fair, they hate you too.

Not quite rich, but I cashed out close to six figures right after 2017 ended. I got my family lots of nice xmas presents, helped my dad get a newer car for work, and paid off my student loans. I wasn't expecting to make more than $50k from crypto so I ran with the opportunity as soon as I saw it.

The food there is amazing. It's the one city where I didn't even do any fine dining (besides ding tai fung, but even that place isn't pretentious at all). I would just fast all day and wait until night to eat at the night markets, or get beef noodle soup at some famous shops. Taipei is one of the best cities, but the heat and humidity can be too much, even in the fall/early winter.

Fucking escorts is basically the fact track to permanent omega male status, you could not be more of a fucking walkover having to pay money for a nasty cum dumpster, especially if its one of the south east Asian countries.

The one exception that can be made is if you have a threesome with a couple of top quality euro whores.

Unless your sex life is 95% unpaid, then you are beyond pathetic.

Also just imagine being retarded enough to take out all that money, pay taxes on it and blow it all on a turbo incel crusade rather than just reinvest it and have a chance at early retirement within 5 years. This is the most extreme case of someone bragging about being high status while being oblivious to how totally stupid and pathetic their decisions have been. If you are poor, read OP's post and recognise that his is a salutary tale.

Good cringe though, thanks OP.

i'm glad i wasn't the only one to audibly kek at the 200k taxes

fellow bong here, whats your strategy to avoid HMRC?

You fell for the pussy Jew, Pajeet.

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>Threesome with a couple
Better an omega male than gay!

>earns 450k
>blows it all
>made it

Is this fist nigger? This board is long dead mate. Ever since the december bullrun, the amount of s o y faggots here quadrupled in size

Spending 50k on whores in a year, lmao, disgusting and pathetic. The thirst is real.

Like I said, the only people against whore mongering are 1) women who feel threatened by the profession 2) jealous men who are poor

What I do with my earnings is my decision. I had the best year of my life, hands down. I had some insane sexual experiences in rapid succession (sometimes two whores in a day), wandered around amazing foreign cities by myself, ate the best crafted foods on Earth, and occasionally would meet cool girls and have a fling. It was perfect.

How do I short HIV?

Lmao fuck that british poor cuck. Tell me more about the first time you realized youre rich. How did it change you, what happened with the people around you?

>posts this image
>proceeds to brag about his degenerate life of debauchery
you are a pest

Only a low IQ idiot and incels might be jealous. Disgusting for everybody else.

lol, well I first hit it huge in May. With RDD and DGB I turned 35k into 450k, and it was a somewhat rocky trajectory upwards until the peak in Jan.

My first global trek was in July and August. I've never seen a prostitute before and was super nervous, but I just did some research online and started in Berlin. I would have at least one girl come to my room each day (somedays I would take breaks), usually in the afternoon, then I would go out at night and walk around exploring the city. It was amazing. No pressure, no one to answer to, no responsibility, no itinerary, just doing whatever I wanted. My best combo trip was Taipei/Kyoto/Tokyo. I really love asia and the food was incredible. The whoring was probably better in Germany/Prague but the eating in Asia blew me away. I would just ride the subway around Tokyo, get off, walk around and look at things. It was beautiful, I felt like I was in a movie.

My friends definitely started noticing shit on my instagram. A lot of them thought I was going through some culinary training program because I was eating at the best restaurants in the world.

One of my best friends growing up was in shock when I told him about what I had made (and I even lied, lowering the true amount I made). I had told him to invest in crypto when I first started, but he kind of brushed me off and never did, probably thinking it was some crazy scheme I had stumbled into. He almost couldn't get words out when he finally dug out of me how much I had made, it was the first time I've ever seen him stunned. He's a smart guy and he went to law school then got his MBA, but he has over 500k in debt and the career path he picked actually isn't that lucrative for a lawyer, so I think he just realized he missed on the chance to wipe all his debt away. We're both the same age, but his hair is going VERY grey, and I haven't found a grey yet. It must have been weird because I went to college for engineering, but just decided to work in restaurants after college with no real plan, while he was always super anal about his education and eventual career trajectory. It must have made him feel weird, because we're best friends, but I was always the "do whatever I want guy and enjoy my life" and I'm sure he was expecting me to get my comeuppance soon, but instead I made a million dollars with shit coins (this was during that time).

I never really let it get to my head though, I am still the same person, I can just do whatever I want within reason now. I do think that experience while you're relatively young is much more important, because the rest of your life is built on your current aggregated experience, and I think life is more like a rolling snowball than a ladder.

I don't know if I'll stay in the restaurant business, I enjoy it but it's hard on your body. I just feel happy having experienced the past year in the way I did, and I'm thankful to crypto and biz as well for helping me amass funds from nothing. I hope we all continue making it.

Why is it disgusting? Most people don't have sex for love, just look at tinder culture. I just get to skip all the bullshit and save myself the time of chasing women that I don't have any feelings for.

My entire argument early on was that whore mongering frees up your emotions to actually find a woman you love and can settle down with, instead of being caught in the never ending hamster wheel of weekend thot chasing.

You sound like one of those people that win the lottery and then frivolously spend all their money

well, I do plan on being more financially responsible moving forwards, and also those lottery winners spend their money on material things usually. I spent all my money on experiences, and I think it was a wonderful decision.

i want to do this but im scared of the sexually transmitted diseases.

i am almost /madeit/ status too

i would fuck a trap or 2 on my asia tour as well and keep it to myself

The idea actually crossed my mind a couple of times of getting sucked off by a trap, because I figured they look like actual women (in thailand and the philipines at least), and they're probably crazy good at blowjobs since they literally have dicks and know what feels good, unlike a lot of women.

But no dude, that's still gay in my book. I don't really want to go through life knowing that I got sucked off by a dude one time...

Not gonna explain you why you are a peasant and have peasant like behaviour. The fact that you were hanging out in bars every weekend for several years hitting on average thots, says everything about yourself. Doesn't help that you were or are a simple dumb kitchen helper.

Buddy, I come from one of the wealthiest communities in Connecticut, went to private school my entire life, and attended a top American university. I might only be a line cook right now, but the restaurant I work in is pretty nice and I'm happy. Which one of us is the peasant again?

How did you find them? some specific agency?

jnt

you
you made one million and now you desperately seek for approval on an anonymous forum
you rage out at guys telling them they don't know women while you need to pay women to tolerate you
you gloat over someone you call your best friend working hard and having grey hairs
if you could step back and see yourself through the eyes of an outsider (who isn't 18 years old and envious), you'd see someone caught up in a whirlwind, way over their head, and rapidly losing ground
i wouldn't be surprised if you killed yourself in less than 5 years, i mean it's thankfully a low chance, but you definitely have the personality for it. so here's some advice, after you're done with your "celebratory" Jow Forums thread, do find some work you enjoy to keep your life full and fulfilled