>Golden bull run happens Q3 2018 >Everything goes 100x >Cash out with $10MM, finally made it >Lambos, mansions, escorts, permanent financial security for the rest of your life >Still circumcised
I'll never be more than half a man. Why even bother making it?
I get depressed a lot because I'm a high school educated minimum wage line cook with no gf, no cash savings and only $600 in crypto.
Then I go to the gym, work out, head to the showers and air out my godmode anteater dick in front of a crowd of overcompensating jewcuck chads, and I remember again why it's good to be alive.
It's societal brain washing. I had to argue with my wife and explain to her that it's genital mutilation.
Angel Peterson
>Golden bull run happens >Made it, but hair is white from crypto stress >Nervous twitches prevent me from playing guitar >gf left me because "all you care about are your coins" >live alone in my mansion as a NEET >become creepy old NEET
Joseph Thomas
the lottery is being born in a family that DID fall for the bullshit, and that only happens in burgerland. 95% of the world is uncut
Daniel Ward
Hey can I have some money user? maybe like 100k or something I'll be your friend and my gf is famous on neopets and can get you a real gf
Anthony Torres
white/gray is a good look, user. Honestly I'm 27 and sometimes think about dying my hair gray just to get it over with. If it's good enough for Cooper, Clooney and Bourdain (RIP), why the fuck not you?
Robert James
No interest in neopets user. But tell you what, I'll trade you my old gaia online handle with 20k post history for your flight rising account.
Levi Jackson
Look up foreskin restoration stretching. I jelq and stretch to get bigger (it works) and there's lots of cut dudes that now have a foreskin from stretching the skin up. Not sure how it works, I'm uncut, but it's definitely a thing.
>Get rich, still being blackmailed by a cruel mistress, still forced to suck cocks just in nicer whore dresses.
Man it will be pretty sweet to make it
Wyatt Walker
not having foresking just decreases your sexual appetit so you can focus on different things from younger age. I prefer to yolo and enjoy life than being library cuck scientist
Jace Sanchez
I am not circumcised and my dick looks like anteater... I am ashamed of getting undressed in front of girls bc most of them saw only circumcised...I might go see a doctor soon
Xavier Thomas
>if it wasn't meant to be there, God wouldn't have put it there
Thanks Mom
Landon Gray
I got severe phimosis and that was the only way.
But on the other hand I have 18cm, so I'm kinda ok.
So glad my parents didnt mutilate my cock and let some rabi suck on my freshly slashed dick. Fucking kike magic btfo
Jason Russell
>Golden bull run happens Q3 2018 >Everything goes 100x >Cash out with $10MM, finally made it >Lambos, mansions, escorts, permanent financial security for the rest of your life >Still left handed
I'll never be more than half a man. Why even bother making it?
Henry Martin
Phimosis is always curable with stretching exercises, the only difference is how long it will take. Mine was pretty bad too, but I cured mine when I was a teenager after 3 months of daily stretching
Gavin Fisher
>Not pinching your foreskin whilst cumming, and wiggling it around It feels fucking amazing, RIP jewlets.