Why don’t you have a beautiful girlfriend Jow Forums?

Why don’t you have a beautiful girlfriend Jow Forums?

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but i do user.

Do you not???

Because I oversee a milk farm. How do you think I keep these bitches producing? I'll give you a hint. Im not feeding them hormones

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Because I married her.

Because I’m ugly and autistic

because i have two

Because i dumped her to focus on losing money in crypto

I'm single by choice. Their choice mostly

I don't have a girlfriend because I literally have zero friend, no matter their gender.

Because I have no way to meet one. Where can I find

You have to go back.

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4chin

>gf gets mad because i haven't called her beautiful yet
>sperg out and say that not everyone can be beautiful or that would just be the norm

because my gf is fat

Because she's happily married and I only get to sleep with her a couple of times a week.

I do but recently I've seen my best friends name on her searches on IG. so she's probably going to cheat on me

Your excuse is cuz you fuck livestock?

That's more than her husband gets I guess.

Why are women so powerful? If a hot girl told me to give her money I think would be too weak to refuse

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This but unironically

>tfw turned down average looking girl who asked me out
>that was 8 years ago
>i'm alone now

If this can help you get over it.

Chances are you would never have made it with her if you were that autistic.

lol i have gotten over it, i just remember that it happened

I’m just an overall asshole and I care more about crypto, money, and what’s left of my family than chasing girls. Autism and looks don’t tend to be a problem. I’m still young though so I’m ok with it

LOL

I do have one

Just b urself

Interpals

they're essentially worthless if you're not planning on impregnating them. You certainly can't trust them.

because im ugly and live with my parents.

because i have shit coins which is better

spending time with a depreciating asset never gonna make it

I'm not good looking or successful enough to get one. But I can always still masturbate to naked good looking ones right? My brain still thinks I'm getting laid by them, right?

different hormones are released when you have sex vs when you fap... if youd have sex youd know

oh, I definitely do

>he involves women in his life in any way

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yeah those shitcoin bags are so much better user

I'm glad this got resolved.

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