Go to Amsterdam for vacation

1. Look both ways before you cross you left-handed driver.
2. That's bullshit, nobody ever ran into me without apologising, and likewise the opposite. You were possibly in the middle of a dense crowd, so nobody had the time to stop and notice.
3. That's more bullshit. Only the people who've never ventured outside the centre think every other corner has a weed store. I've been to Amsterdam (and the surrounding areas) a few times, so I speak from experience.

Amsterdam is so full of itself being a >bike city.
But it's the prime fucking example of how not to make bike cities.
Copenhagen is the best example of how to make one.

we do apologise just not to angl*ids

g*rmanic blood.
Same reason you used to destroy monuments in the ME and bring it to your shitty rainy island.

wij zijn zo kanker gebaseerd
dood an de wereld
lang leve holland

This literally only happens in Amsterdam because the city is 70% tourist who don't know the bike laws or are shitty at cycling. Any other bike road is safe as fuck like even fucking Den Haag.

Amsterdam is the only worthwhile place to visit though.

No, it isn't. You'll have a better time in Utrecht or even the comfy cities around Den Haag or Rotterdam. Amsterdam is foreign to every other Dutchmen, and we definitely prefer anything else.

Go to The Hague instead, much better.

How many tourists and niggers there?

very true

If you want to experience the real country in a European city, don't choose the capital.

Get off the fucking cyclepath and use your eyes to see where you're going instead of blindly stumbling around like you're in fucking disneyland, it's a city not an amusement park

>rotterdam
>comfy
LOL

How can you tell if someone is British or not? All white people look alike

people who shill for more bike friendly roads are either
a) cyclists
b) never lived in a city where there are more bikes than cars

cyclists are the most annoying cunts who claim they're above the law and everyone else is wrong

The Dutch are based racist and environmentally conscious people.

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Based. I wish there were more people like him. Imagine the world if all leaders had the same mindset as he does. As we speak we are selectively breeding people like him out of existence by societies favoring and celebrating spineless rats instead.

bet you live in c*penhagen, c*r driver

>racist
oof
Americucks still don't understand the concept of culture and tradition.

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>Dutch people are not raci-

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>make bike cities.
City is about 1000 years old, it wasn't "made" to be bike city

"Why don't amerifats just cycle everywhere like us?!"

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The Dutch don't cycle from city to city, they cycle everywhere within the city, unlike Americans and Canadians.
They use trains and buses to get to other cities quickly.

there's a trainline between washington dc and new york and various other cities nigga what

That Is one very stupid point you are trying to make , the dutch obviouslly arent ciclying the distance from Philly to new york city, its a means of transportation within any given city , the reason why you dont use it Is because your cities (as ours ) are Made thinking on cars , the overall size of a country dosent have anything to do with it

i went to brazil and the infastructure/urban planning is identical to US and Canada

America doesn't have bike infrastructure like us. You have to drive on the road with cars lmao

t. buttblasted cagie

And Americans end up driving anyway, whereas the Dutch would not.
cyclists ARE above the law and everyone else is wrong

very true

the problem is car manufacturers lobbied your government, not only to build cities for cars, but also to destroy your public transport system.

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Its a new world thing, no country in the Américas Is known for using ciclying as a primary method of transportation

Well, I can't say it looks better than before the war, but I wouldn't call it ugly...

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>Go to Amsterdam
>complain about shit Amsterdam is famous for
why would you go there retard?

I'd rather have cunts cycling than driving, at least bikes won't kill you

This 100%

>t. Brit in Den Haag

AAN DE KANT

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fuck off nigger

Rare

stop talking shit about Germanic peoples you literal favela nigger monkey

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yeah i love rotterdam full of rapist moroccans and turks and brutalist architecture
TERUG NAAR MAROKKO

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What does kank mean

CANCER OFF TYPHUS TOURISTS

I hate brutalist architecture actually, but neotraditional "wederopbouw" architecture isn't that bad. Yet I'd prefer the old Rotterdam over the new one any time, but we can't turn back time so we have to make the best of it.

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>Vlaemsche Pepe
?

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Amsterdam is the place you really shouldn't visit

I have an online russian girlfriend that I plan to meet in Amsterdam, do you think we should go somewhere else?