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true geordie edition

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what's this aesthetic called?

No niggers pakis or jews allowed

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hablos espanol mi scuza per favore

slegs

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please no n-words or p-words or k-words itt alri?

northern hardman

anime

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disgusting ginger soyboy

>k-words
Klingons?

>easier to mask the taste
if you have to mask the taste of something to drink it then you are too young to drink it

k* i ****** k * e (sorry not being racist)

doesn't she look tired?

hmmmm whooooaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha

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always mix up big trouble in little china with rumble in the bronx

Gorgeous girl

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bet this wet wipe would drop like a sack of piss if i clipped his chin with my right hand and im left handed

now do it on russia m8
m o g g e d

I love drones

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not a fan of snakes, me

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out of weed again
keefy rollie time lids

Nigger kike paki
They're words you stupid fuck

who here /separatedparents/ and has family politics 'round christmas day?

i love her

loathe this postmodern cancer
it's the quintessential ideal for a globalised homogenous consumer world that our centre-left neoliberal overlords wish to inflict on all of us

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it's the eyes

lad im planning on visiting russia in the new year dont suppose you could give me any advice, thinking seeing st petersburg and sochi

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no he wouldn't you fool

Fat cunt who couldn't do a single pull up aesthetic

Lads I've not had a gf in years and now I'm messaging two girls at the same time and I don't know what the fuck to do because they both think I'm interested in them and I don't know which I prefer

i know what he means
vodka and rum cocktails are smoother than whiskey cocktails
easier to drink
nowt wrong with the taste of a good whiskey or vodka if that's your thing
nowt wrong with getting whatever spirit goes down smoothest so you can get blasted without pulling a face every time you take a sip

Looks nigger

Or they are drinking bottom shelf piss
I have in now among other things Johnnie Walker Green, Black and Blue, Grey Groose, Glenfiddich 12 and 15, Gentleman Jack, Havana 7yo, Jose Curevo, all of which are delicious neat or on the rocks

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look at her

would smash 3,4,6 and 7 tho

ip dip doo

I prefer My Family

having a Crafty Brewing Company IPA 2bh

dunno if its in UK Lidls but fuck it good stuff. could have done with a more original name though

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If you have any questions I'll answer them (I'm not Russian but lived here 6 years)

>muh pullups
he could bench you twice over you skinny manlet

nothing wrong with that rorke take your meds

>watching TV

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you're not saying anything tony

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couldn't people just squeeze through it?

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*sniffs*
can smell an irishman

Art for arts sake

parents are together but don't love each other anymore

>no brandy or cognac
pleb

believe it or not leftycuck most of us don't have to take medication like you do

For me, it's whisky.
Preferably Irish, but also quite like Scotch, Bourbon, and Rye (only in Manhattans)

t. person who calls himself a socialist but is basically a footsoldier of capital

loved nick in that show

Have to be up tomorrow to open the bakery.

how expensive is it in general? i've accounted for commuting but not for general expenditure, also i hear mixed opinions on sochi have you ever been?

didn't know Mexico was an empty void

Pathetic power ratio. Fat cunt couldn't even run a mile without blowing his knees out and him and his show are soy as fuck. Apart from that one where he's talking about being an underwater welder.

RotR

Once got drunk as a skunk off cheap rye and fell into a freezing cold river

what do you do for work?

bought this because i liked the box
haven't tried it yet

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I'm a footsoldier of National Socialism

Do you live in a nice area? What are Russian people like?

no they'd get shot by the guys in the car

scrawny little roganer runt

watching hidinginmyroom

not much of a drinker yeah?

I went 3 years ago and it was cheap as fuck, the rouble was in the toilet then though. £7 for drink and meal in a really nice restaurant, £50 a night for a massive hotel room and £2.50 for Mcdonalds.

How much fighting have you done?

No just drank too much plus I was in a forest

I'm a footsoldier of white supremacy

decent lad, where did you go and what did you think to it

>Rajchester United

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It'll burn itself down and we'll make something new out of the ashes

Arfon byth ni orfydd
Cenir yn dragywydd
Cymru fydd fel Cymru fu
Yn glodfawr ym mysg gwledydd.
Yng ngwyn oleuni'r goelcerth acw
Tros wefusau Cymro'n marw
Annibyniaeth sydd yn galw
Am ei dewraf ddyn.

John Young, who died in early 2018 at the age of 87, was the longest-serving astronaut in NASA history. He is the only person known to have smuggled a corned beef sandwich into space. (Image: NASA)

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people who watch sports have huge brains

I don't like seeing pictures or videos of girls I know with their dads, which tends to happen frequently over Christmas
Because I can't separate my knowledge of them being degenerate hedonistic whores with them being loving daughters

knuck if you buck

only if they support their local team

They call me Scipio Africanus

*knucks*
yeah i buck. you got a problem?

Right time to get pissed see you nerds later

Not been to Sochi, but St Petersburg is absolutely banging for tourism (historical, cultural, nightlife, cuisine). Everything is much cheaper than the UK - just depends what you wanna do. If you're happy to live ultra cheaply you could do fine off literally a fiver a day, otherwise a beer in a decent bar is probs 3 quid, can of beer in a shop 80p to 2 quid, cigs 2 quid a pack, bottle of water 50p, 500ml coke 80p. I'd highly recommend eating Georgian food in a decent restaurant, absolutely gorgeous stuff.

chucks knuck and buck

did you completely flatten and destroy the remains of a once great civilisation then

St Petersburg (beautiful, awesome city can't recommend it highly enough)
Moscow (awesome, iconic and absolutely huge)
Then got the train to Irkutsk (interesting if only for it's isolation) and Lake Baikal (stunning it goes without saying)

Also, a nice bottle of vodka was about £3.50

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Have to be up at 3 am for work

Maidir liomsa, tá sé uisce beatha

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I hate girls because I also love them.

>uisce beatha
why does this have it's own wikipedia page in english

Don't really wanna get into the doxx/personality bullshit. Job is in the UK, paid in GBP, but missus lives/works here.
Centre of Moscow is pretty much the same as living in London. Russian people are just nice lads, older generations are cunts who are suspicious and cold to everyone, people outside cities are drooling patriotic slaves who earn 600 quid a month for 60h work weeks in factories, people under 40 are generally well educated and decent people. Girls, on average, are really pretty - no memes.

have to be up at 5am for mass

Eating a green pepperami

How did a sissy britboi not get pummeled by Slavic hardmen?

>Then got the train to Irkutsk (interesting if only for it's isolation) and Lake Baikal (stunning it goes without saying)
legend, done the journey to Vladivostok myself. Mad how nobody in the UK knows Baikal exists, yet it holds 20% of the fresh water on the surface of this planet. Hiked around for 2 weeks there, absolute bliss.

want to lick her arsehole very badly

me? don't celebrate christmas or my birthdays