I wrote joke

Your communist joke wasn't very good. Will have to say no

Post it right now or get out of here.

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What is heavier than two Americans?

Three Americans XD

Yes please go ahead my american fren
Ebin

yes please tell
it doesn't work when it's from another american flag

What's dumb and smells like shit?
A Polish man

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woah based

Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.

And that's all?

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What's the difference between a turk and a bucket of cockroaches?
The bucket.

I am not a shart
I am here for Christmas

What's smaller than a Polish man's penis?
Nothing.

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if that's op end your life

An American walks into a bar and orders a bud light. The bartender says "you're american, aren't you?" to which the American says "how can you tell, was it my accent or the drink?" The bartender says "no you're just the fattest, smelliest, browniest, louder fuck i've ever seen"

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no this is my joke!!! IGNORE OTHER PEOPLE!

An Italian walks into a bar and starts waving his hands around yelling "BADBING BADABOOM!"

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What starts with P and ends with oland?
Pooland.

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A Mexican walks into a bar, he gets chased out for being a wh*Teoid

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wanna hear a real joke?
An American. Walking.

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Is it based on your own experience?

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Wanna hear a real joke?
Italy

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FUCK U THREAD HHIJCACKERS FUCK FUCK FUCK

)))))

Biggest joke: there is a big field with all your mothers on it and they are drinking wine and having a picnic.

Then there's me fucking all of them and I am naked and this is not a joke btw this was real xD

i liked your joke user

An American walks into a bar, floor collapses because he's very fat xD

What's dumb, gay, stupid, smelly, poopy, and dumb?
Switzerland

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A man from Shitzerland walks out of a bank

How to flood the netherlands? Drop an american in the ocean

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An American walks into a bar.. no he doesn't.

A man from Sweden walks into a bar, he sits alone in the corner and gets drunk to forget what a failure his life is. The bar is silent the whole time. He leaves after an hour to go to sleep and do the same tomorrow.

What to hear a joke?
Switzerland collaborated with the Nazis and deserves to be punished.

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NOO

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cuz hes not 21+

An American, a Russian, and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
The American says "One beer, please."
The Russian says "I'll take a shot of vodka."
The Frenchman says "One glass of wine for me."
The bartender says "Sorry sir, we have no wine."
The Frenchman says "That's alright, I'll take a beer."

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Wanna hear a joke?

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No, cause he won't fit through the door.

lol and they say krauts have no humor

A Whi*Toid walks into a bar. Except, it was actually a large black penis

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A Turk walks into a bar, the bouncer crushes him underfoot after some people scream a little, the night goes on as normal

>be me playing online fps shooter
>join into match
>hear shooting
>run for cover
>see no enemies
>realise the american left his mic on

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A dumb nigger walks into a bar oh no it's the former president of the USA xD

You did not write this joke I saw a leaf post it once
this is plagiarism and you will be banned

Based

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This
He did not properly site his source and I WILL be reporting him to the FBI

>play CS with Brits
>they try to buy guns at the start of the round
>they can't becuse they don't have gun licenses
:D

Everything is bigger in the US. Even the keyboards

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A jew blows up some random peace towers in jew york.

Americans thought it was a SADDAM HUSSEIN!

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How do you fit 100 americans into an ashtray?

Ask the CIA

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>Play CS with a Brit
>he finishes 1/4/26

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An American walks into a bar orders few shots, but he gets shot instead. :DDDD:DD

hey OP I wrote a joke for you. do you wanna hear it?

Please don't make fun of gun violence in America
It is a very serious issue

What did the american say to the barista?

HE GOT SHOT BEFORE HE COULD SAY ANYTHING!

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what did the swede say?
*gurgle gurgle gurgle*

how was my joke? i am OP

don't you wanna hear my joke?

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wanna hear a joke?
the humour in this thread

is funny because mouth full of cock!!!(gay)

Let's hear it

why was Jaden Smith wearing a tembel hat?

so he could visit Eyes Real

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BADA BING

Sorry, i don't get it

I smiled

twitter.com/officialjaden/status/329768040235413504

it's not good anyways but OP inspired me to try it

A belgian, a frenchman and an american walk into a bar, the bartender comes and asks "Is this for a joke?"

Haha I get it it's funny cause jaden is a fucking retard
good one user

Kek

There's nothing funny about losing a game because of a dumb teammate

You're the dude who told the joke about Stalin ?
Do you remember me ?

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More like:
A mexican walks into a bar, kill every everyone in the bar

thank you Moroccan friend

>italian lose wars as if they were soccer match and soccer match as if they were wars

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yes bro i will never forget until i die

this was todays joke

if my grandpa had three balls, he would have been a flipper

The main difference is that you'll never see an Italian change side in a soccer match

I made a poo. Do you wan't to smell it?

kek

I was the first one posting when nobody believed in you...
Please never forget me...

is jenkem really this common in Russia?

I genuinely laughed. Well done Germany.

Based

>and I am naked
Well thanks for the clarification.

A Russian walks out of a bar... no he doesn't. He's still in there drinking vodka.

Thought it was because he couldn't get up
It was funnier before desu

Whoa i didn't know that such things even exist

not bad

lel