My only hobbies are watching anime and browsing Jow Forums. What do you do in your spare time?

What's your job?

Stop shilling Haskell, it's over

>accordian
alri gypsy

Shitposting on various sites, eating and lifting.
The rest is just working so i can afford my existence.

What should I learn instead? Isabelle, Coq, idris, Agda?

It's literally one of the most important instruments in Scandinavian folk music...

didnt know that
would like to learn the banjo desu

I went out and got a puppy to replace my son

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small game hunting
handloading ammo
language learning
bible study
occasionally play Red Orchestra 2 to kill commies

please don't shoot up the school

What is Jow Forums?

If your not shitposting, i'm sorry to hear that.
I hope your son just grew up and isn't spending as much time with you. The alternative would be that he's dead.

>banjo
Banjo is based.
Here, have some Swedish folk/dance music.

youtube.com/watch?v=cuqQdpGlHq8

Why the fuck are you learning Swedish?

>It's literally one of the most important instruments in Scandinavian folk music...

wouldn't it be the nyckelharpa?

please don’t shoot up the school

Nyckelharpa is a lot older yes, but the accordion is a lot ( a lot, lot) more common.

read, listen to music, drink, go to concerts and museums. used to watch lots of kinos but i mostly stopped with that after i got a job.

Where?

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I’m a waste of space that should kill himself. I have no hobbies, I don’t watch movies or television shows, I just rot in front of this website all day long. I have no life, no friends and I haven’t had in 8 years. I’m a kissless virgin that has nothing or value to bring anybody.

Obviously not here

To get a swedish gf or to move to Finland

Aren't you a blonde, tall nordic chad? Fuck you, you genetic lottery winner fuck

They all speak English very well.

Why don't you change?

>100% Swedish
>can track my family back 240+ years
>only Swedes
>have brown hair and brown/green eyes
>is fat
>ugly as fuck
>one eye goes to the left

I'd probably get some points for learning their language tho. Plus it makes me feel less worthless about myself

youtube.com/watch?v=Vosg2TeInAA

I really like songs like this.
IF made it great by adding their own touch to it.

Blizzard inspired by Swedish folk songs are great too, don't know if you played WoW or not but worth listening to it, it's a beautiful song regardless if you like the game or not

youtube.com/watch?v=TUoXIZ1Rz-0

>read, play cards, go to concerts
based

>dream about girls
cringe

Mostly Omegle, turns out they're a big waste of time after a while

Yep. Nyckelharpa is a beautiful instrument.
Songs like this
>youtube.com/watch?v=e7sK5OiJHHQ
Makes me wanna buy one but even the cheapest ones (all handmade) costs like 2500 Euro..

Fundamentally broken I think? Certainly all the years of isolation has broken me, im almost 30 and it’s just reality, I have to accept that I’ll never be of value to anybody. I’ll die alone of suicide, when I don’t know.

pickpocketing
machete fights
smuggling
dealing drugs

I've been to a concert. Is it fun?

I want to go but all my close friends are nerds like me and stay away from that kind of stuff.

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>I have to accept that I’ll never be of value to anybody. I’ll die alone of suicide, when I don’t know
Accepting something means (i think) that you learn to live with it, if it's such a burden that you want to kys over it, just keep trying. Surely there is one stuoid ass method you didn't try which has a very very low chance of helping you.

thanks for suggestion bro

>2500 euro

eh.....
that's like, close to saving a year's salary for me lol.

Well, at least we have virtual instruments nowadays....

The eyes are not really a problem
The fat part can be fixed
Ugly part i wouldn't know since it's hard for me to gauge attractiveness
I have a friend who has an eye that goes to the left, he works two jobs and is a family man. There are ways to get a partner is that's what you want.
But i suspect your issue is depression.

Ive felt depressed as well and what helps me is cardio and working out. Been clear cut studies that shows it really helps. Worth a try if nothing else

i mostly just browse this site and go on youtube to find various songs. i pretty much amount to nothing as of now. Hard to hang out with my friends as they work (one night shift and one day shift) and im currently temporarily laid off (work is slow)

playing games and Jow Forums

I never really tried. I was too terrified to ever do it. I wasted 11 years sitting in my room and now I’m damaged goods. Nobody wants me, I don’t even want me. I don’t respect myself enough to take care of myself, I hate myself so why would anybody like me? Specially given my past and how fucking much of a waste I am. 30 soon, user, no life experience. I am pathetic.

i think they're lots of fun. depends on the type of music you're into i suppose, but i like lots of aggressive and energetic material and at such shows it's nice to lose yourself in the motion of the crowd. also nice to simply get out of the house. i only ever go to them alone, too.

I'm on my PC every hour i'm awake. Watching series/movies, listening to music, shitposting on Jow Forums or browsing the net

Why don't people pick up those low tier hobbies everyone says they wish they had time for but nobody does. like drawing writing or smthn?

nice puppy

My life is my spare time. I travel a lot within Scandinavia. Go on NEET adventures, fishing and camping along the way. Now in winter I mostly read and listen to music.

>My only hobbies are watching anime and browsing Jow Forums
Same but I watch cartoons and sometimes movies

awesome
what do you read?

those mostly sound like excuses, but whatever. Making your life better doesn't necessarily go through other people. You described yourself as dead inside. Do you have any way of trying to change that which doesn't involve validation from others or contact in general? If you are dead inside that's what you should think about. companionship comes later and is optional

>what do you read?
As much as possible. Recently I've dived into the classic horror genre, Dracula, Frankenstein etc.
But fantasy in general and historic themed books is my favourite genres.

>>one eye goes to the left
when you say brown/green eyes, you mean hazel?

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Forgot to type in that i also hunt. Hopefully when i get a night vision scope, i can take care of the coyotes that have been a little too close for comfort

No not really, my wonky eye is darker then the other and more brown.

Based

The only things I do is go on Jow Forums, go & watch Chaturbate or Myfreecams & cry to myself.

I am dead inside and have no energy to do anything. But it’s too late, so why bother? I missed my 20s and if I make a pathetic “recovery” from this, I’ll always be a pitiable person that nobody wants part of.

I hate myself.

>im almost 30 and it’s just reality, I have to accept that I’ll never be of value to anybody. I’ll die alone of suicide, when I don’t know.
Dude, 30 is still pretty young. Trust me when I say it's not too late to change.

Isn't it weird to go by yourself

CI autist? Very relatable.

30 is young m8. You can be a fit 40 year old and you'll have the pick of the single mothers

All i fantasize about is desperate milfs knowing they are about to expire. Oh, the desperation is sweet and mesmerizing

Yes, he went off to college and all of a sudden I went full empty nest, I was expecting to enjoy the peace and quiet

They told me at the rescue that he was a schnauzer mix...

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When they try to giggle and can't. All that comes out is HEEEHEEEHEEE not hihi.
Or when they do girly things but it comes off as cringe.
Or when hormones go ham and they start to grow hair on their face.
I'm so hard right now

I'm playing Pathfinder right now.

>be 30
>pretty fit because autist who likes climbing
>phd in microbiology and steady job for a medical centre who studies new diseases
>earn pretty much a disgusting salary
>drive a Bmw 318i from 2004 thats been tuned by a local place, makes 390 to the wheels
>live in nice apartment because my grandma gave it to me when she died
>still single because afraid of people and social contact
>spend all my free time on Jow Forums

I try to imagine various 4D structures.

probably but if i didn't go by myself i wouldn't go at all. sometimes being surrounded by all the attractive young couples gets to you though, like when it's a noise show and everyone there is supposed to be as socially maladjusted as yourself

unironically, how do winners like you ...lose?

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No friends growing up, alcoholic father, never got laid in my teens. Etc.

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i like to read about urban planning and racing, i like go-karting but racing is just too expensive

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I'm the guy whose father kicked him off of house and am going to Japan.

I've been studying a lot and shitposting on4chin.

I blasted off out of the gate (kid at 18) but ist was a fluke. Doesn't status account for anything over there? You are a legit professional, does that not account for anything?

Boomer reporting in...3 kids 26, 21 and 18

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How does a Brazilian have the ability to so easily just up and move to Japan?
That’s an expensive and difficult endeavor even in the 1st world

>Doesn't status account for anything over there?
Nope. Your social skills is everything. Something I lack severely.

Playing work simulator games desu

>That’s an expensive and difficult endeavor even in the 1st world
No not really.
Not being a bully but how do you interact with customers if you're such a sperg?

I watch football, post for 12 hours on Jow Forums, watch twitch and play a little guitar

>No not really.

It is. Aussies man...

For a middle class single man, yes, really. A plane ticket to the UK is almost 1k USD, I can only imagine it’s even more for Japan + the cost of living + the language barrier that you’ll never be able to accustom to... yes really

>customers
Never do, I sit in a lab underground in a hazmat suit tinkering away.

>How does a Brazilian have the ability to so easily just up and move to Japan?

It's not "just up and move" though, it took me close to 6 months to have my visa approved - and also, I had to prove "necessary funds for living expenses" (they asked me to show that I have at least 1,500,000 yen p/year) my father literally "up and gave" me 250k and told me to fuck off.

It may seem like a lot but it isn't when you take into account my father is a pretty big buy in the real estate market. Anyway, it should be easy enough for you as an American to go there if you want to, just go as a JET to teach English.

So in the end again Daddies money.

Privileged kids, must be nice never earning anything on your own

ive gotten into a habit of "trade stealing", been doing it for only 2 years now

i go to a car mechanic garage and ask for a job, i say i dont have experience but i have the patience and will to learn, that i can survive on a lower wage, that i do not require any social security/healthcare
i work on this small wage for a few months and use the paychecks to buy the tools, i learn how to fix 90% of the most common and most profitable problems and i set up my own garage
then i go to a plumber service, electricians... hardest trade takes about 6 months to learn and then you finalize it with the internet instructions

at the moment i am just picking and choosing the most profitable job offers, and i have a lot of job offers because i have multiple good reputations in multiple different profitable skills
i am also doing a tiny bit of hiring the helpers for some skill-less brain dead jobs they cant "trade steal" from me, like working in the service sector, because even with all the experience they cant ditch me and do it on their own, they cant just buy the tools for themselves aka a bakery or restourant so they have to make money for myself

>status
Not him but doesn't matter if you drive a Mclaren and live in a mansion, if you can't hold a conversation and be funny, well shit out of luck.
If anything, showing off your wealth and such will only make you lose points with the ladies here.

>So in the end again Daddies money.

Never claimed otherwise though, and I'm always thankful to my father for supporting me, if you've seen me post before you know this.

I mean, I know I'm like 0,01% in terms of "luck" in having a father help him like this, so I'm extremely grateful for that. I'm just saying though, if I were to remain here and work with him, I'd give possibly 10 times or even more that amount lol. I just don't want to stay there though.

Isn't it more worthwhile investing your time in only 1-2 skills/trades and become real good at it instead being just max. average in each of them?

Tbh I’ve been considering teaching English in Vietnam
It’s stupidly easy to become an English teacher there. You basically just have to be fluent in English and willing to do the job and you’re in
Yeah it’s no Japan but Saigon looks based

Beat up wh*Tes