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good fucking riddance

trip on lickydicky

Is Lancashire a nice county?

kung fu panda 2

the karate kid

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>walk home
>see this

what do

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god's chosen county la

who got the quad zeros then

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based nigger

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Pukka gear

The countryside bits are
the towns less so

walk through no questions asked, if any of them try to start anything drop them with a quick straight right then sprint

you have no right to use that word

>fuck off cleanshirt

Start knacking the fuckas

walk past them. just stare them out if they chat shit. i used to be one of them. theyre harmless.

hawking

What the fucks a viewing house

are you thick in the head?

Sandwich I'm eating right now would be considered a weapon of mass destruction if I had it around a mosque. The auld 4 rashers and black pudding in between toasted bread covered in hp brown sauce sandwich.

Fuck off you creep

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im busy eating your mums fanny out right now mate

Take their bikes and their trainers

Never know what you’re supposed to do on the road when 2 lanes split in to 3

take that as a yes

stopped off at wigan and had 50 minutes for the next train so i thought id get a pint, walked to the nearest pub and there was this bald little gremlin midget in the door way and he put his grotty hand on my chest and said 'you cant come in' I just smiled and this sort of middle class looking guy looked all embarrassed and sheepish and was like 'dont listen to him you can come in' again I just smiled. walked up to the bar where they had no keep and waited a good 5 minutes. ended up thinking fuck this and walking out but the little bald gremlin was standing in the doorway, like right in the middle. I towered over him and he says 'always pushing in aren't you' again, I smiled at him and began to walk through him and he moved out the way and I went to buy some baccy and have a fag outside of the station waiting for the train. never got a bloody pint.

Always stick with the left hand lane, mong.

>american newly-weds viewing prospective house
>'we'll take it!'

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Girlfriends are like a cold lads you either have it for a few days or you have em for FUCKING MONTHSSSS

if you draw a Z as a 3 then you should be shot

What if I don’t want to be in the left hand lane

Shouldnt have let him fucking mess with ya you fucking puff

i don't get colds

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Nathan Danny Kenyon

I want the london experience

>The £900pcm prison cell in a 12 bed flatshare
>The packed tube commutes
>The being surrounded by literal emotionless robots
>The working 80 hours/week trying to climb the slippery career pole
>The walking past houses of parliament
>The being surrounded by things I can't afford to do or buy
>The pretending I'm superior to my mates living back in my hometown
>The not having my own car
>The never owning my own property or starting a family
>The pretending I'm cultured
>The being at serious risk of being stabbed, splashing with acid or victim of a terrorist attack at any time

I want it ALL

what watches you all wearing then

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Mind ur own business yeah?

does this shit work
I'm coffing snot since last week

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What would you have done lad? He was so far beneath me in every way, my mere presence was messing with his head

>walking past houses of parliament

the life goal. hope i can achieve it one day.

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gave my watch to a drug dealer as collateral and never got it back because i didnt pay up LMAO

Lamped the fucker so hard his mum could have felt it

Omega seamaster small face

Don't know lol
Had a rolex skydweller. Sold it.

pickle rick is in the house tonight
everybody just gonna have a good (good) time
and we gon' make you lose your mind
we just wanna see ya...

SHAKE THAT

wacky nigel

Atleast you kept your knees ratface

*heavy irish accent*
>Always stick with the left hand lane, when you're driving a stolen car it makes the police suspect you less

crum eating bag head

watching ASMR to aid in restful sleep

how much was the debt and now much was the watch worth?

dave

Never been to London and am not a middle class freak

that#s not dave thats schizo know the difference

Stupid cunt but he's right though

london paki is in tatters here

Clean your room

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Used to go past it on my way to school everyday

didn’t the Dave gimmick used to be that he lived in London?

playing RDR2 lads

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youtu.be/7QTjmc9RGs8

everything's in order, as always

>Lamped the fucker so hard his mum could have felt it

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Dave is multiple people now but the original didn't

Fuck off virgin

dave is just a term for an overly verbose rorke
fact

you could just catapult the drugs or whatever over this thing

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ooh I do coke smuggled in a niggers bum im well hard

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the goal is a 3 bedroomed semi detatched in the suburbs of Coventry

*heavy irish accent*
>That's it nigel. Just drop the car off a couple miles down the road. I'll get a bag of gear for you for your troubles

what's the point with the different fonts?
guy wasted his time making it

Might start injecting pig stem cells for brainpower

Dave is based you gotta admit

this is the plan

transport them using a star trek transporter

Got about 10 so-called propaganda videos lined up waiting to be uploaded but taking too long to render them

Venturing into the business of emotional manipulation

Why are girls with crazy eyes so hot?

Watching old school on BBC one and there's this blonde peng ting on it. Fuck me it pisses me off how they put so many unnatainable women in films

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old Citizen but it doesn't tell time, time tells it!

not a single brain cell between any of the yank posters

She’s not unattainable because she’s unconventionally attractive

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she's decisively average

>a bloo bloo yank
you wasted a post pointing us out [again(probably the fifth time tonight)]

What are your subjects lad

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