/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Good lord is he wearing that cap, a cardigan, a black shirt, and a tie?

>canada saying nigga
I'll fucking find you. Stupid little bitch. I'll fuck your asshole until my ears start ringing from my balls erupting into your bike spokes. I'll fuck your ass until you love me. Dumb smart mouthed bitch. I'm putting my coat on and about to drive north now

>tfw you get cucked by the cooldown by one second so then you have to do the captcha for a second time

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Teehee

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sad

Ok retard

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I think, in this case, the non-dumb ones wouldn't attend because they actually care about their social status (regardless of whether or not they're interested in what he has to say).

Imagine what it must be like for Peterson to realize that THAT is his audience.

my ex is cute

Mexibros, can you help me?

What are the sexiest raunchiest words in your language? What are the sexiest words for "ass," "tits," "pussy," "cock," etc?

be careful wearing hats in california placer

youtu.be/xhtiT9dY6vQ

>giving hiroshimoot your cc info to sell to the chinese, crash the site 3 times a week, and ban anybody posting banned chink words

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>I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the DEATH your right to say it.
Does anyone actually believe this shit lmao. Literally just hang people who disagree with you and be done with it. How cucked can you be?

Hello friends.

I wanted to apply to university in the US next year, but the more research on the application process I do, the less I understand. I'm probably too stupid anyway. I'm drunk now, life sucks and also I have no gf.

That is all.

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nigga Im 400+ miles from Little mexico

university is for idiots

mexico is cringe

want us to try to help, fren?

t. idiot

kannscht du Micke fange?

say it

god i wanna die

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

New dog

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Just got a new match

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what's the concept behind this

need to see more pics to decide if those are fake eyebrows
>scroll down
>see all the shells
pffffft

i'm going to steal yo iphone

Nah, there's not much you can do, but thanks for the offer. I just don't get the whole SAT/GRE thing, and if I can even take such tests in Norway. The visa application process looks like a pain in the ass too, and it seems I need to prove I can afford my stay in the US. I have no money, but Norwegians get a student loan from the state when studying abroad that will literally cover all the costs, but I can't find any info on whether this loan can act as "sufficient funding" on the application.

PS: sorry for rambling, I've had a few beers tonight.

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cramp in my side again

i think this is a punishment from god

dont get why mattis ragequit

so I did study abroad too, so maybe its the same process, I dunno if euros have different req's/its different to enter the US, but all we had to do was get a valid passport and visa to enter the coutnry, and once there, get a card for proof of residence that youre staying there

Leaf girls
hit me up

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look real but artificially thickened

use to happen to me when I was a kid, a shower usually fixed it

because trump decided to pull out from syria and Afghanistan in a short amount of time

you can find where to take the sat in norway here:

collegereadiness.collegeboard.org/sat/register/find-test-centers

because Trump's decision to pull out of Syria was completely detrimental to the interests of the USA

what exactly are our interests to staying there

>detrimental to the interests of the USA
God I love how the parties have shifted and republicans are now for bringing home the troops and the left is all for occupation

interventionism is in the interests of the elites, not the intersets of the country

Lads I just got a Tinder match but she looks kind of Jewey :/

Even better!

>not wanting a jewess gf

Checked. Where did you study?

My problem is that the university website, even the site literally for international students, gives no fucking info for international students. I have heard about SAT/GRE before, but I can't find any useful info on what it even is. Also the application deadline is in fucking January, which came as a little shock to me. I would've expected it to be in April at least.

That's actually pretty helpful, gracias my friend.

BUT DEAD CHILDREN

THEY'RE BEING BOMBED

There is a city in the United States, where at Christmas, instead of making snowmen. you can go swimming to the beach
where instead of cold, I make a lot of heat and be very warm
where instead of stupid winter clothes, you just need some shorts, a shirt and a pair of sandals
and where instead of playing in silly snow, you can play soccer on the beach

>kind of jewey
>kind of masculine
>likes soccer
Not very impressed desu lad. Thoughts?

Florence,Italy. so I filled out the application, and they had me do an "interview" in fornt of some members of the international program at my school in the states to see if I was qualified to go, then you have to do a seminar thats all about the do's and donts of what to do in a foreign coutnry, along wiht finanical aid and how to afford it, all the visa/embassy stuff should threats hell breaks loose between your two countries, immunization, emergency info if you get injured or need wired money, etc

Did you guys know Costa Rica doesn't have a standing army?

Would be a shame if someone country were to 'free' them

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Pulling out of Syria basically gives the country away to Iran, Russia and Turkey (who are increasingly allied with Russia, despite the NATO meme). It becomes substantially more difficult for the USA to exert any sort of control in the region. It also becomes more difficult for the regional allies of the US to be able to exert any sort of military power. Globally, this simply translates to the US having less pull, and therefore less ability to impose its wants on the world.

Please don't tell me you actually believe that the US's wealth and standard of living is really because of the "hard word and being afraid of G-d" maymay. The petrodollar is a good example of how the US was able to turn military control of far-flung shitholes into actual wealth for its citizens. Abandoning military control means that it's harder and harder for the US to artificially make itself more economically competitive and advantageous.

also, the SAT is a test all High school students have to do here to judge intelligence/potential, so a school knows whether to let a dumbass or smart kids enroll in their school or if theyll drop/flunk out

Dude she's a quarter black

>because Trump's decision to pull out of Syria was completely detrimental to the interests of Israel
Suddenly everything makes more sense
Anyway, the war hawks are just mad because now they have to pull off another 9/11 and blame it on syria

I'm gonna start drinking in 30 min, any good music you listening to?Here I'll share what I'm listing to.

youtube.com/watch?v=JODaYjDyjyQ

What's her ethnicity, bros

trump is a president of peace

lovergirl by teena marie

>Iran
Irrelevant since we're always sanctioning their nuclear power, if we want to just create ANOTHER iraq/afghanistan, we sure could throw our weight around, but there is literally nothing to be gained there

>Turkey
Dunno if the roach king is still mad at us or not, but I dont see turkey really caring about the US other than installing bases around or throwing a coup

That's extremely uncommon in Canada because for the most part we have only had a substantial number of niggers in this country since racial immigration limitations were abolished in the 1970s

so what does this mean for the gulf countries

The US has no grasp in Syria anyway. Staying at this point is more dangerous than anything. The best shot they have is Kurds because the fight is now Turkey vs Kurds. The Syria victory has been a matter of when, not if, for about a year now.

Also, though I'm sure they're extremely cautious, they're sending troops into the biggest hotbed on earth right now, basically every faction in Syria besides the Kurds are anti-USA

She looks either Philippines or some kind of mix, imo

Thoughts on the ethnicity of this one?

the military is running the american budget dry. USA needs to stop subsidizing everyone elses defence and its not her responsibility to be the world morality police

dont think the neighbors enjoy my 12:40 music

maybe they shouldnt have interrupted my reading

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the US WANTS to be world police by this point, its been propped up by big oil and the military industrial complex for years

why trump suddenly cares about NATO pulling their weight is beyond me

why do americans no longer care about putting the world in their place

North American mutt, AKA mystery meat until you ask her

Que?

>why trump suddenly cares about NATO pulling their weight is beyond me
trump campaigned on this though

The military is the core of any state. A state without the ability to exercise force has no ability to maintain sovereignty and is hardly much of a state at all. If the United States weakened itself, it would quickly be subject to massive amounts of foreign interference and probably balkanized.

I really don't care if the US is a world empire. You ask any american outside 495 and you will get the same sentiment. We don't want to be the world police. If there are any enemies we have, it's mexico.

>If there are any enemies we have, it's mexico.

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>any american outside 495
what

>ah yes the USA military will not be powerful enough if it pulls out of the middle east
>disregard that a small fraction of our navy is stronger than almost every country on the planet

>Iran
>Irrelevant
Even with economic sanctions and possible neutering of nuclear capabilities, you're a fool to think Iran is irrelevant. For fuck's sake, they're literally waging a proxy war right on the southern border of Saudi Arabia as we speak (and doing surprisingly well), and Saudi Arabia is one of the countries with the largest military budgets in the world (and one of the key US allies in MENA currently).

>Dunno if the roach king is still mad at us or not, but I dont see turkey really caring about the US other than installing bases around or throwing a coup
What on Earth are you talking about? Erdogan has clearly asserted his will to increase the regional influence of Turkey, and Turks clearly support this agenda (which has been successful in the recent past, for example in Cyprus which to this day is half Turkish). Beyond issues of power (which, as explained in my previous post, translates to advantageous conditions for creating wealth) and of stomping out any notion of a Kurdish state, there's also the huge problem that Turkey has less and less reason to remain the ally of the USA. Had the US held their ground in Syria, Turkey would have been forced to either literally attack US troops, or recognize that it's at least partially in their interests to remain on the NATO side of things. But now? There's no advantage at all. If the US relinquishes all regional control in MENA so easily, then they gain nothing from being allies with the US, whereas they have something to gain from being allies with countries which do assert military power in that region (i.e. Russia and Iran).

no it wouldnt, youre looking at this from a european standpoint instead of as the north american continent

Mexico isnt going to do it, as theyd be outgunned from the start. Canada is basically cvered by our military already so they wouldnt get rid of a shield they already have, and what the fuck are the carribean/central american countries going to do?

Unless russia is going through the bering strait or someone wants to send a naval fleet against the giant cancer that is the US navy, nothing will happen if the US shrunk

See: Offense is the best defense. If you don't keep the fight ongoing outside, the fight comes to you. Just look at what the US is doing to China in terms of encroaching on their influence in Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and the South China Sea. Do you not think others wouldn't do the same to the United States were they not dealing with bullshit on their doorstep like Ukraine? You could look forward to future Cuban Missile Crises, if not worse.

how does military adventurism = maintain sovereignty? i'd argue that american imperialism is undermining american soverignty

I mean irrelevant in the sense that us staying in Syria would somehow calm the mass anti-US sentiment, not as a major power in the middlre east. The only thing we've supposedly succeeded at doing there is repeatedly shutting down their nuclear programs, which theyve probably been running incognito anyway

Lets play a game /cum/, it’s called life.
>roll genetics better get top 10% or you’ll be struggling
>roll birthplace, better get a stable nation or you’re struggling
>roll gf, if you’re lucky she’s nice
>maybe last a few years before breaking up for some dumb fuck reason
>roll recover from heartbreak
I rolled a one on that last one. Yep right on track to become Bill Dauterive at this rate. My friend has a gf who is literally draining his bank account she is not a catch at all butI’m in no position to give advice on this to him. My other friend, got good rolls all the way through. Everyone else I know seems to be fine never knowing heartbreak because they don’t look for love. I can’t tell whats worse, knowing love and losing it or never knowing love at all. There’s no evidence of god or afterlife but I lowkey hope there is because this existence? Fucking awful. My brain is so imbalanced constantly. IT HURTS. Might see a doc about this. I can’t get her out of my head. I just want peace from this

This thread is for blogposting and discussing sports

who else here /stoned/?

>who else here /stoned/?

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what if china gains influence in mexico like they're doing in south america

boring thread

lets talk about boys

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then we push you into the sea and salt the land

then we glass the chinese mainland at last

>roll genetics better get top 10% genetics or you'll be struggling
You know damn well that this isn't true, you lazy fuck.

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mexico wouldn't survive without american goodwill