*Enter the café*

>*Enter the café*
>Good morning Sir, what would you like to order today ?
>Good morning to you, i wish you a nice day. I would like a coffee please.
>What kind of coffee Sir ?
>Oh i'm sorry. I like my coffee black, like my women, please give me a double espresso with no sugar and no milk. Add a few squares of dark chocolate with that please, if you do not have chocolate with 80% cocoa or over, i won't take any chocolate . That will be all thanks,

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okay, now this is autistic

this is pretty spergish

holy AMOG............

the darker the woman the more chad you need to be

cringe

BASED

Wouldn't he just order the double espresso from the beginning?

For me it’s tea- plain and coffee- gay af (lattes with custom flavors and whipped cream and all that). Though I do prefer my women BLACK.

making small talk is healthy for developping social skills.

The smalltalkmogging will either make the male barista submissive or the female barista flirty (and possibly open you up to receiving her digits), in both cases they will prepare your coffee with much more care.

This is why you guys are incels AND receive shitty coffee.

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>expecting nordics to understand small talk
reminder that finnish "friends" can spend an entire evening without uttering a word
no wonder they end up stabbing each other, the crazy fucks

1488% untrue wh*toid propaganda

is it true in finland men are more shy than the women

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he took the bogpill

unironically based af

how get black swedish gf?

Yes

> *enters same cafe*
> "hey massa when you fixin to bust a nut up in me, know what im sayin?"

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>Why yes, I'm pure Northern Bulgarian, how did you know?

But I work as a barista, generally only retards ask for a coffee while people with coffe experience ask for their specific drink.

woa

BASED

>tf
>tp

I like my coffee like I like my women:
* dark, and bitter
* ground up, and in the freezer
* small enough to fit in a travel mug