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din dins sorted

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>y-y-y-you're not allowed to shag its not fair
this is why you're a virgin, pal

Kinda want to but I'm a shy fuck so I feel worried when going to places with other strangers, and I cant talk for shit (don't know what to say when talking with others)
What do?

>soulmate

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neurotypical copelord

had M&S ready meals every day in uni

you'll be a bitter, spasticated virgin until the day you die, mate

Irish women's pussies start ovulating at the mere mention of an virile Italian man

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actual virgin terrorist right wing freak incel

youtube.com/watch?v=I4RRyvfaVX8

Top 5 cities in America

1. Minneapolis
2. San Diego
3. Denver
4. Cincinnati
5. Providence

keep coping and projecting, neurotypical

Mio Dio. La creatura oscura della Sicilia è tornata. Lui appartiene all'inferno

>actual virgin terrorist right wing freak incel

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new orleans man myself

you have never and will never kiss a girl let alone lose your virginity

I will personally travel to Ireland anf fuck as many Irish women with my BIC (big Italian cock)

went to make myself a nice cup of tea but accidentally opened up a can of beer from the fridge instead and drank the whole thing and now I'm massively drunk and falling around the place and redpilling the living SHIT out of the spider perched in the ceiling corner about (((you know who)))

>find soulmate
>first thing you do is come on Jow Forums to shitpost about it
hmm something isn't adding up here

>neurotypical

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#ImWithBrussels

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>you have never and will never kiss a girl let alone lose your virginity

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what's so funny is these "chads" getting so upset when someone questions why if they have this lifestyle they spend so much time shit posting on Jow Forums.

>Ireland

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Ti verrebbe rifiutato l'ingresso. Sei troppo brutto e troppo puzzolente per essere ammesso.

enuf is enuf no deal brexit now get rid of all the immergants

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Imagine typing this while knowing that we all know what you look like.

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and my get proves I'm not lying (which I am incidentally)

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BRUUUUUUUUUCE
youtu.be/MwZL-VBUs9E

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brexit means brexit stop unelected burocrats in brussells

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Fermo con le mani Imbecille irlandese

hahahahahahaha shitain

>I've driven the length of the UK multiple times.

Don't understand why you guys don't get out more. You have so much to explore in your immediate area.

I see myself as European not British

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>chad
drop the Jow Forums virgin lexicon, that might be start for you

Il tuo vero padre è l'uomo postale messicano

imagine spending all your time shitposting on Jow Forums and then claiming to be a chad lmao

Quite like this look

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DONT BE MEAN!!

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My soulmate would be sitting next to me, also shitposting.

I love drones

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just say you like ugly peopel

thinks she’s a hipster but she’s not

Would heem this Irish runt into the large mangellic cloud

>just be urself

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grim grim GRIM

Farò mangiare a tua madre la mia merda

racin in da streetz

Need Emma Watson to drop a smelly log right into my open gob.

What does being yourself have to do with driving. You can be a vf and still drive around and explore stuff for fun.

Vado é fare colazione Imbecille irlandese

You are NOT my soulmate

perfect cuckshed right there

have some standards ffs

Nuke white people

I feel more European than British because I went on a 2 week holiday to Florence

>Nuke white people

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La mia merda su un piatto è la tua colazione. Spero che tu soffochi, Esteves

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I would raise a hearty chuckle if you died in a house fire

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not really credible since brits lack the endemic culture of italians

>he hasn't read any William James

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Il irlandese si agitano

brexit means the british exit from the european union, which itself means rejecting the "freedoms" described in the treaty of rome (these are not actually freedoms but are restrictions on domestic and foreign policies)

youtube.com/watch?v=SqNkROai0_k

Have long since accepted that I'll never own a house or move out of my parents house tbqh

Tua madre si scopa un asino

he has read more than 5 books in his life

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This guy sounds like Jordan Peterson.

I will only accept your statement if you live in California, New York or Oregon.
Otherwise, I would kill to have your house prices.

anyone else at work over christmas? not got a day off till thursday.

>not really credible since brits lack the endemic culture of italians

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I don't live in any of those states

>reeeeee why can't I live in Chelsea

Then you have nothing to moan about

Not him but in my town the majority of the houses being built are worth millions.

Fucking jew yorker bankers ruined this place.

I'll never have a job, house, or gf

lose track of what day it is over the Christmas period 2bh. use proximity to Christmas or New Years as the metric

how tall is sicily? 5'6?

...

> Soy lo que uno llamaría la criatura de la oscuridad. La bestia negra. Satans helper. Quiero tener sexo con mi madre que es una puta, mis amigos.

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5'11

>youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

Me? Why I'm a Mao Zedong man of course

am part of the socialist collective known as bansky

I want to motorboat Emma Watson’s butt cheeks as she farts.