Why is Belgium so complicated?

Why is Belgium so complicated?

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cause it's made up lmao

When a region of the Netherlands that has both German and French blood has a revolution, of course its going to have racial confusion afterwards.

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Quite frankly, a non country

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reminder that this is how the low countries would look like if the frogs weren't such vile bastards

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Ugly. Also half of it + Rhénanie (Left Bank) is rightfully ours

That your country is created by Franks doesn't mean you can claim any Frankish territory you like.

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you dont have a right to any of that land

Based and brexitpilled

Doesn't seem so complicated. Switzerland is worse :(

>belgium
7parlements
>uk
1overcrowded parlement where people have to sit on the ground lmao

What excuse are you going to use to declare war on Germany without us?

ooh, you're hard

My dick is hard

brexit innit

R A R E

ah what is that town chock-full of Dutch enclaves again?

Don't worry, it will be easier soon

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>removing the only good part of Belgium

Belgians are our friends. Stop bullying them.

"Bomber Harris came back to life and he's pretty bored"
(I would help brits, tb h)

"Océan du nord" topkek

>Created by Franks
As if France's story and ethnicities come from Franks. We are Franks by the name, that's it.

I care to disagree, ancient Gallic tribes in France held all that territory, even Under Roman rules, before you G*rms took over Gallic Belgium and spread your virus all over Northern and Eastern Gaul.
Either way, Real France is pic related

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ACH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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W-Why you do this America? I thought we were your oldest ally

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belgium is a good count