/brit/

Please post memes that explain why society is bad and why my life is unfulfilled

The Verve are just a gloomy Oasis

back in my day you were in poverty if you couldn't afford food or rent or something

alri nonces

I have the most ordinary and unremarkable (in any good way or any bad way) face on this general. very normal looking, me.

anime

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lads is 4channel fucked again?

>Unfulfillment

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They're working on the site again, incoming several hour downtime in t minus 10

9

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I neknominate all of /brit/

could do with some diversity in /brit/ rn

ugh taxes? no thanks! I need more millions for... reasons...

hello

Pamplemousse - Flavien Berger
now this is muci

what are your top 9 instagram posts of the year?

if it goes down i may have to go out and do some christmas shopping

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I am Greek

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I wouldn't mind having more kroners. I spend 120 pounds on milk every month

probably some on #ravegirls dont go on insta otherwise

prefer brutalisme personally

dunno but I'm sure the bbc news page will tell me what they were

Danske djævel...

the most disastrous tory party in decades

lucky for them corbyn is in charge

melvin for pm and turt as his vice

haha im such a nerd

4air
Minority Views - Model Citizen
now that's muci

Sister does an incredibly obnoxious thing of saying "I knOw!" in a very exaggerated way like she's one of the characters from Friends

youtube.com/watch?v=kFR-h8zHE_k

might ask the local gamer girl if she's up for playing any games

Could take on schizo, sicily, 'tismo and rorke all at the same time, my body and mind are one, trained by years of left wing politics, vegetarian diet and eastern martial arts. They wouldn't know what hit them after I was done.

nice

Odds wank before bath
Evens bath but no wank
dubs Bathwank

based. me and my wife's boyfriend live Corbyn

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the christmas cards I sent out this year were just this picture of pepe

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brother once told me he posted here about getting kicked out of university and stalking some polish girl
never seen him about though

schizo ugly af all u gota do is hold up a mirror b4 him and he defeats himself

haha that's HELLA freakin epic DUDE!

Charlie......

I could kill you 10 times before your broken corpse hits the ground if you were worth my time, but alas, I have better things to do ;)

!ATTENTION!

ive just done a massive fart
its torn a hole in my bum

angrily defending my eastern philosophy based on patience on /his/

underappreciated post

As I said yesterday, my willy is a solid 8" and it really doesn't seem like it hits my gf's bellybutton.
Pretty sure the girl in that image is underage.

Been playing this recently. It’s making me VERY nostalgic tbhwyl. My heart feels soft and sunken.

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my willy is a solid 6.5

gonna leave some christmas hams at the mudslime temple

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hate HATE HATE getting buses
I need to get on one at some point today to get back home half way across the country and I couldn't be ARSED

my willy is a liquid 7 inches

used to think people measured willy sizes in a ranking out of 10

Hate going out to bars and clubs iih

ah yes the festive season,
lights up, carols being sung, families brought together and Rorke's nut being thoroughly done in over mixed race couples in adverts

love it

my willy identifies as a 10"er

me in the adverts haha

Haven't been on a bus since I was at school. Never intend to get on one again.

just got sick in the toilet

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anyone mind if i post this here?

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you didnt though did you as nobody has ever said "my dick is 5" they say "5 inches" you lying cretin dickhead faggot fuck

chebs peng
everything else gnep

should've got train tickets

or better yet get a car mong

Need a house with plenty of space for activities.

rorke beat the shit out of me and my trans friend. dumb bully needs to leave me alone already

Despise cuckyank for infecting me with his filth

oi back off alright? ive had a ruff day, im in the doghouse

those 10 inch dicks in porn are literally fake

i rewatch the sainsburys 2014 advert every year to set myself up for disappointment

yeah back into the kennel retard

Black seed in white womb to trigger rorke epic style. Say Rorke, how does it feel knowing my wife fucks huge black cocks while I'm st work, and you're a pathetic virgin?

wtf why are sex toys so expensive this is ridiculous

shite out me arseholio

el oh el

shut the fuck up now, no longer funny

supply and demand

formerly funny

I have a standing order to call the cops on any negro I see outside at night
problem is they are near invisible so I don't end up making many calls

Once called the constabulary on an unruly methhead. He was waiting for the same bus as I and I most certainly did not want him in the same space as me

me?

its obvious to me that they're just trying to appeal to whites and non-white people in the ads without having to have two separate families.

hardly the end of the world.

i'm going to kill you i'm going to end your life

I like where this gimmick is going.

ah yes, despite the most common penis size being somewhere between 5.5 and 6 inches, with anything over 6.5 being rather uncommon, anything over 7 very uncommon, and anything over 7.5 extremely rare, /brit/ of all places manages to attract this rare percentage of very well endowed people

love calling the cops on niggers

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same with everytihng high iqs/tall people/good looking
just the state of neurotypical copelords

reet
going to sort it out

you're not a dog you're barely a cat, woof off or i'll call you a virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4W84KxDbM

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Need to eat something but still too high. Might just wank

I've got a massive 11 here

Centimetres of course

hate this website. every now and then you get a little gem but thats after sifting through and internalising vast amounts of vile concepts from the brains of losers and paid demoralisation posters. Frankly, its simply not worth it and itll rot your brain if you let it.