Be eurofag

>Be eurofag
>Buy something online
>Wait patiently all day for the mailman
>Have to go take a piss
>*knock* *knock*
>Run to the door
>A little note saying your package is here, come pick it up at the post office

Is this actually a thing or have I been memed?

Attached: 23826986-Portrait-of-a-late-20s-handsome-black-man-laughing-isolated-on-white-background-Stock-Photo (1300x866, 126K)

Other urls found in this thread:

eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/12/14/porch-pirates-package-theft-climb-more-americans-shop-online/2218910002/
youtube.com/watch?v=wn7DBdaUNLA
youtube.com/watch?v=x0VCEmNsVVs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

They drop it off at the neighbours but when I order something early I just get it delivered the same day unless it's some shitty webshop

>They drop it off at the neighbours
And the neighbors don't seal it?

Attached: EG2hLsK[1].png (963x720, 602K)

>not being delivered at relay point

>be yuro
>have to pay import fees

*steal

>not being delivered at relay point
What the fuck is a relay point?

What would happen in the US? The mailman waits for your return?

>Be Amerifag
>Order something
>Mailman delivers it
>that's it

The same happens here usually. Its just DHL or so that need a signature. They send you an e-mail so you can tell them when you're home. And btw what happens if the package is larger than the mailbox?

>And btw what happens if the package is larger than the mailbox?
Leave it by the door

like being delivered at your 7eleven

>be American
>get your package stolen
eu.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/12/14/porch-pirates-package-theft-climb-more-americans-shop-online/2218910002/

Attached: 6dBt2Oj_d.jpg (251x242, 9K)

Thats 100% true. No memes

They are my neighbours, why would they steal it?

>leave it by the door
>but complains earlier in the topic european neighboors could steal the package

Most Euro cunts are civilized, so no.

I often have them deliver it to the post office in the first place. Post offices in this regard are supermarekts and convenience stores.
It's better than having to worry about being home or trying to get your package from some perma stoner neighbour.

Yeah but in some places by the door would mean on the sidewalk. I mean someone will steal your package. And what prevents you from saying you didn't receive the package? I think thats why you have to sign here

Nothing gets delivered to your door in Sweden unless you ask for it to be delivered to your door, but even that's usually not impossible.
Like the frog said it gets delivered to a relay point, like a 7-eleven, supermarket or something similair, where you then go to pick it up.
Much smarter system than leaving it ouside your house.

They don't do this in America? You either get a note on the door here if you aren't home, or a note in the mailbox telling you to pick up package at the post office.

OHNONONONO
youtube.com/watch?v=wn7DBdaUNLA

Yes it's true.
>waiting for package to arrive
>living on the 3rd floor
>hear door bell ring
>5 seconds later I open the door
>nobody there
>look out of my window
>nigger postman is already in his car and about to drive away
>have to go to local ICA to pick it up

Fucking speedy kenyans man

>be american
>order newer smartphone
>delivered in front of your door on the pavement
>package is stolen
>complain to delivery company
>[you'd better be there cunt]
>complain to police station
>get shot

>get shot

Sometimes they don't even knock here, just drop the notice and leave.

same here, must be shitalian thing

>be somalian
>order a new chunga bunga tunga
>????
>die of hunger

One way to know; do they sometimes leave packages behind your door without bothering ringing the doorbell?

just the chinese stuff

What about bending envelops that have a huge ass "DO NOT BEND" written on them, and then shoving them into the letter box?

it's called "stop pissing and buzz them in"

prefer if they did this because i dont like knocking for the neighbours

there are 3 options in my cunt
>straight to door
you get a text/mail telling you what time they'll be arriving (circa), and you can choose to respond if it's a bad time for you. If you do not respond when they arrive, they will normally send the package to your nearest pickup point (like a kiosk inside a store, or one of those large package cabinet things). However, you can ask them to deliver to your neighbor instead, or if you have a garage/other unlocked place that's safe, you can ask them to put it there.
>straight to pickup point
you go to a pickup point, like I said earlier, typically a kiosk or a package cabinet
>pick up from store
you have to go and pick the product up from their own store, might be useful if you need the product immediately, never used it myself desu

Yeah?

Certain letters and all types of packages requires the recipient to sign that the package was delivered and handed to the recipient instead of "flung in the general direction of the recipient's house"

>and all types of packages
do they make you sign for the chinese stuff too?

Free 3-month-to-arrive-china-mailâ„¢ packages are unregistered, so no, theyre like regular letters

But when I order something with delivery by DHL I do sign.

>Be American
>Order something
>Package takes a lot more time to come than it should
>The mailman finally comee
>Rush to the door to get your package
>Package either got stolen or the mailman took back the package because you weren't there
I fixed it

>An american making fun of EVROPAN package services

You serious?
youtube.com/watch?v=x0VCEmNsVVs

>or the mailman took back the package because you weren't there
This never happens.
Far more likely that you get shot by the mailman.

It's real.
Luckily the post office is a walking distance away.

then you know who the thief is and where he lives, bring your baseball bat and take it back