Guys, I just told told my gf to get busy and start filling some milk jugs

She said she can't because women don't lactate unless they're pregnant?? Wtf, this fucks up my entire business plan. How do i get rid of my freeloading gf and get some milk from pregnant women?

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I just had a realisation we are going to get shilled some milk farming ether contract in the next month. Fuck.

Get her pregnant user it won't matter when your rich. I heard that women sync up in their cycles, maybe if you just make her hang out with pregnant chicks?

>tfw op just wanted some ez neet bux
>now hes on his way to becoming a father
congrats op

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When does your milk farming dApp drop? Tell me what it will be called so I can filter it in advance. thx

>user, I...

buy
titty
milk

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I just started sucking my gfs tits and after doing this daily for a month or so, she started producing milk. You can also hook her up to a pump. Being pregnant is not necessarily requirement. But maybe for some women it is, I dunno

We are talking about real milk farms here. I think you are getting us confused with the shrimp game. I bought into shrimp when the contract was below 1 eth and just held my eggs. I didn't hatch them. Then I sold at 75 eth (wish I would have held until 150 but you can't predict the future) I made about six ether from it.

$2000 profit isn't bad for investing in a low effort meme game but we are talking about real farms here with much larger potential ROI

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I believe this also to be true. Sucking a woman's breasts over several weeks causes her body to start lactation. Kinda neat DESU.

Get your gf preggo?

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Holy shit if this is true user I'm golden

Holy shit user it's real

If she's been pregnant before all you have to do is suck

I'm gonna be so fucking rich

>pic related

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Amazing!! You guys are the best. That's why i come to /biz.

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Sometimes all you need is a frien user

hot

Were all going to make it. One way or another

One way or another

>IM GONNA MILK YA

>IM GONNA MILK YOU MILK YOU MILK YOU

since a lot of women get larger tits after pregnancy, could the same be true for this induced lactation?
Can I start a "breast enlargement therapy"-clinic and suck A-cup cuties tits for money?

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Holy shit user that's the smartest thing I've heard to come out of this so far

Why do all you retarded children think women lactate when they’re pregnant. They literally don’t lactate until 2-5 days after giving birth.

Our species will be fucked when you retards take over. The Internet has ruined you. So many threads here talking about getting pregnant women to give you milk. They have no fucking milk, you degenerates.

t. wife just gave birth currently sitting with my newborn sleeping on my chest and have drank my wife’s breast milk and no you can’t have any.

milkies

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