/brit/

What’s updog ?

I don’t like talking to my family so now they treat me like I’m mentally retarded or autistic. In all honesty I’m probably just severely depressed but the family are working class scum so they wouldn’t understand if I tried to reach out to them, and I have before believe me. Getting to the point where I might just get up and leave without saying goodbye. Cunty thing to do but these people don’t think for themselves, they repeat whatever the telly and daily drivel tells them to it drives me nuts. All they talk about is football and the weather and whatever’s trending on facebook, the same inane bollocks nonstop. Occasionally someone might do something stupid and they’ll tell me about it not once, not twice, but three times. I never laugh because it’s not funny, I don’t care if my nephew was loud at ASDA that’s not exactly groundbreaking stuff why is everyone howling with laughter when my sister says he was loud at ASDA? And they look at me like I’m an alien. They act they’re acting like people, they find silence unbearable. When there’s nothing to be said they’ll repeat the same stuff over and over. I feel like I’m the only sentient being and everyone around me is a robot or simulation. I need out of this unending nightmare.

nm u

List of things achieved in 2018:

fuck off

hmm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykNz-7H1fSY

is my gf's dress too revealing lads?

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The sky

top british milf i/m/o

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ffs, poor guy got gimped at character creation

Living life on hard mode

Bit cold out

christ

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 39% (+1)
LAB: 39% (-)
LDEM: 6% (-2)
UKIP: 6% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)

via @OpiniumResearch, 18 - 20 Dec
Chgs. w/ 14 Dec

ffs

I've never met a saffer that was sound of mind, so this post doesn't surprise me.

the gf

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let the janny decide

grim

cringe

no

i like some of the music you post
do you like fushitsusha?

his hairs clearly ginger m9 meaning hes irish

i dont want alot for christmas

>drumpf is voldy hurr durr

she's a vile human being

Pickford exposed again absolute shite

yikes. how does she prevent nip slips from happening?

could you post a top british milf please. not some 30 year old looking women. someone that looks aged.

withdrawals not too bad today

>Lib Dems
lmao.

0 curves. puke

My Norwich are gonna be premiership one day if we carry on winning just you wait.

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if you disagree with me then you're a virgin. simple.

for me its west ham united

going overdrawn for a maccies
i think "yes"

more of a Harchester United man myself

will mcdonalds be open on christmas

...

twitter.com/chris_napthine/status/1075499327450157056?s=21

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that's quite the paradox since anyone who disagrees with me is a virgin already. virgin

yeah i love them
pathetique is my favourite
keiji haino is mad

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more like borewich

for me it's EDward Gaming

I am becoming increasingly unwilling to do the 4 hour drive ahead of me

t. inbred

wasnt that funny

back home for chrimbo?

Have a bev or a line of coke

Stop talking bollocks.

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>shoppingtoil on Christmas Eve at Oxford Street tomorrow
God help me

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yoyo shitters
add nothing to the league

PROFANITY: 0%
Nudity: 0%
Racism: 0%
Sexism: 0%
Talent: 9000000000000000%

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Yeah. The news said to go before 10am or after 6pm to avoid the million hours of queues. Was too tired this morning but really not sure I can be arsed now

are u driving to christmas

Thoughts on brexit?

Political messages in songs wont stand the test of time

A lot of music is currently doing that, IDLES, Slaves etc.

That's why for me, the Libertines are a great band, because it'll always stand the test of time. Cause its more personal innit

ah yes, the inbred chav still living in 2006 is from norwich. why am i not surprised

Would have voted to leave if I was old enough at the time.

Police tell BBC News they “cannot discount the possibility that there may have been no drone at all”.

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based
unironically thought he was a girl until recently

2006 glory will come again

>yorkshire puddings are a christmas dinner food

no sir, your image is crap

>doesn't like sprouts
literal child

IDLES won't stand the test of time because they're shit

why do continentals celebrate christmas on christmas eve?

>EDward Gaming
>ED
is this some kind of show on me?
stop messing me about sunshine

whats the red stuff in the top row?

They are.

Top British milfs in my humble opinion

>Nigella Lawson
>Susanna Reid
>Fiona Bruce
>Rachel Weisz
>Eva Green

what an absolute shit list

>headphones broke
>brave christmas traffic to buy new ones
>they don't work either
Why is everything shit all the time?

your mum has sprout breath after i cum in it

mate, good roasties are elder god tier
maybe aunt bessies done for 45 mins by your drunk auntie are shit

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46664631

One person draws some shit on someone's garage without permission and it's art.

A second person tries it and it's vandalism

Pigs in blankets

true
Everything just works with the libertines, very hard to find that in a band

>Amazon Facial Recognition Doorbell Will Surveil Entire Neighborhood
it begins

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why did you leave it so late? silly

>Fiona Bruce
literally no discernible figure

Nothing wrong with running over a CIA doppelganger. They glow in the dark

Brits are /pagang/

yes they are you fucking southern fairy

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

youtube.com/watch?v=2mc6CLMjxEU

this guy creeps me out, feel like he has dozens of dead bodies buried underneath his patio

the CIA has a 7-year-old deepthroating a loaded .45 at DMV next to me fucking with me. ill teach them to pull the trigger.

no clocks

GOD TIER
Stuffing, Turkey, parsnips, roasts, cranberry
TOP TIER
yorkshires
MID TIER
Peas, broccoli, cauli, carrots
SHIT TIER
pigs

fuck ya'll niggas