What was "the incident" at your school?

Guy from my sister's class died on the graduation trip on Bali while driving a motor scooter drunk without a license.

>wheelchair kid with tourettes got a blowjob at prom on a dare, got caught
gotta be funny as shit
>ah...BAH SHIT...bitch...

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Police in civvies would sometimes hang out near the parking lot around the time school ended to catch people who'd trimmed their mopeds.

I grew up in a pretty tame town.

>black people have drugs
>get kicked out
>it's white people's fault
we cant live like this anymore

Some upperclassmen forced an underage girl to film herself masturbating and distributed the video via text message to the whole school
The kids got expelled but the harpy rich parents sued the principal so hard he had to flee the country to hide from interpol - not lying
For us this resulted in a phone ban and, after the mother of the upperclassmen forced her way into the school one time, an armed guard was posted at the door and our parents aren’t allowed to enter the building anymore.
Wild shit

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Some kid got fingered in the ass by an Albanian Muslim in the boys toilets, Albanian was expelled

Another school launched an "attack" at us by throwing eggs and shit

What a boring shithole

Nothing happened during my school years.
My sister told me a maghrebi raped her friend (she was about 17-18 IIRC), tho

She really liked me, though and I'm black.

Black girls broke then vending machine because the Doritos got jammed

That only makes her better.

>not flaming hot cheetos

i callaed a teacher mum

a child ejaculated onto another child without his consent

>age 14-15ish, middle school
>one of the jocks brought a bottle of vodka to school
>kept drinking throughout the morning, absolutely plastered by 13:00
>runs through the halls while vomiting everywhere, trying to reach the bathroom
>ambulance picks him up passed out in the mens bathroom
>everyone on the yard cheers as he's carried on stretchers into the ambulance and gets driven into a hospital for a stomach pumping
since this was at an UNESCO school, there coincidently were a bunch of japanese people learning about the finnish education system on the same day in school and they witnessed his vomit run

Black girls fought in the lunch room and one beat the other on the head with a metal trash can

>one of our teachers was a Nam vet and had PTSD
>student though it would be funny if he slammed a book on a table while the teacher had his back turned
>teacher lunged at the book slammer and choked him unconscious

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from both parts

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same, kids would also take empty juice cartons and slam their feet onto them to explode them

there was several
one guy tried to hang himself in a shack close to school once during school hours, they even called in a chopper
also that time someone was having sex in the schools bathroom
also one guy burnt a garbage bin once

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weird how only nam vets get PTSD
never heard of a pacific war vet doing that
though i have seen them get mad when they see asians walking around

I was 12 years old, it was probably around February of 2002, so 5 months off 9/11. I was in the hall during class, I went out to go to the washroom when one of the older kids, grade 7 or 8 was walking down the hall with a teacher, clearly in trouble for something and he said "I wish someone would just bomb this place".

Teacher went into full lock down mode, she held him against the wall and started yelling for more teachers to come help. I went back to class, the cops came and everyone couldn't leave the class rooms until they were gone. Never saw that student again.

>pacific war vet
probably because they are dead or living their last days now dummy lol do the math

>only nam vets get PTSD
but that's not true at all?

i jacked someones accounts and leaked her nudes

I did it in 1st grade. I was a bit autistic but I blame this one on the teacher, she said no one was allowed to go to the bathroom anymore (since a lot of kids went) but I really had to go, but since she said that I didn't ask to and ended up peeing myself.

Once, some kid kicked a vending machine so hard he broke the glass and stole everything.
And one time i bought a coke can from a vending machine but it didn't stop dispensing cans so i got like 10 for the price of 1

had a similar experience
>white trash friend brings his older brothers snuff to school
>we all sniff copious amounts up our noses
>5 minutes later we're all laying on the ground unable to move
>Teacher comes by and demands us to stand up and go outside
>My German friend is dragged up by the teacher since he can't stand up
>He proceeds to vomit all over her as he's finally on his feet.

>middle school
One kid beat the shit out of two other kids because they did something to his shoes. He broke the first guy's nose. He broke the second guy's jaw.

One of my teachers was a veteran. On Halloween, he came to school dressed in his soldier uniform. He brought a knife with him (as part of his uniform) and showed it to the class. Someone told the principal about it and he got his teaching liscence suspended. We had substitute teachers for the rest of the year.

>only nam vets get PTSD

Retard. It was only during Vietnam vet treatment that PTSD was classfied and named as such. It was called shellshock during WW1, and there's a good Cambridge paper on descriptions of PTSD symptoms from Roman soldiers in historical texts 2000 years ago

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What a cunt move. Why?

>elementary school
>some retard goes to bathroom during class
>he's gone for like 30 minutes
>teacher sends classmate to check on him
>while he's going there recess starts so everyone forgets about him
>no one notices that he's gone for another class
>turns out he didn't know how to button his pants so he stayed in bathroom for almost two hours

my classmate was teaching younger kids how to masturbate and showing them porn

>tfw your friend know the maintenance code for these style coke machines in the early 2000

All you had to do was hold the 4th and 2nd buttons for about 5 seconds until the digital dollar display went solid red and then press the first button 4 times. It would release the lock on the front panel and let you swing it open to reveal all the cans inside, free drinks.

It wouldn't open the money bin though.

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yeah snuff was all over the place, just about every hockey player dabbled on it. we had this one secluded bench in the school where we used snuff and once used we threw the snuff balls into the ceiling where it stuck. we called it tähtitaivas, "starry sky"

Friend of mine tried to shoot up the school and got expelled and arrested

Some dumb kid got himself killed or whatever.

I remember seeing infographics on how to do the maintenance trick on /b/ around 2005 or so, never tried it though since the school had cameras

We didn't do it at school, we did it on a machine that was on the side of a motel, was pretty out of sight.

In second grade and obese teacher threw a desk at a student

Ah...

some guy smeared his shit on the bathroom toilet wall and left the words poo bandit. Either him or a copycat struck again a few years later. Best thing though is that some guy at the nearby private school did it but they bought a DNA thing and found out who he was and thus he got expelled

I did the same too but only because I was trying to fix the flush because I took a huge dump

i threw up after one of my gcse english exams, in front of my entire year
not a good feel

Same shit lol. We had an exam that day and should come to school not in the morning as usual but in the afternoon. Some guys decided to meet as usual and drink some alcohol. Most of them were OK and was not even detected and expoesed exept one little kid (he was 16-17 years old like everybody else but skinny and short like child). He was very drank, run through the school from one side to another, he yelled, laughed very loudly and finally vomited. But nobody called ambulance for him. Teachers just caught him and let him sleep in the teacher's room.

I'd love to try this but most of the one i've seen are either in public spaces or have cameras

when I was in 3rd grade someone shat in the pissoir. it was a huge deal but they never caught the guy

I'm 99% sure the culprit got the idea from Matt Groening's School is Hell since it was popular at the time and shitting in the pissoir was one of the gags in the comic.

old guy teacher beat the absolute shit out of some kid, obviously got suspended and the kid had to move schools because he was bullied so much afterwards

>some retard at school in the dumb class
>doing design and technology
>apparently he tried to put a hot soldering iron in his penis because he liked the way pee felt when it came out because it was warm and the soldering iron was warm
>badly burnt his dick
>i wasn't there but apparently he lept up during the class and screamed 'I'VE SOLDERED ME BELLEND' and ran out crying
>went missing, teachers had to walk around looking for him
>they found him laying in a puddle with his trousers missing, trying to cool his burnt dick
>he got made fun of forever for doing it
>people used to sing 'solde-ring ring ring the bell-end' at him

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I strongly suspect it doesn't work anymore as the trick has been shared on the internet for decades now

>never heard of a pacific war vet doing that

That's because in WW2 people called it battle fatigue, and in WW1 they called it shell shock. The name PTSD didn't come about until 1980

lol. I don't remember much from highschool. I never really payed attention to what was going on, was very aloof and in my own world.

girl got gangbanged in a toilet by 4 guys, all got expelled because it was a christfag school

>that black kid attacking the school police officer and getting arrested
>that other black kid who got caught dealing drugs and ratted out like a dozen other kids to get off
>that tech teacher who was arrested for making out with a 14 year old
>that slightly retarded humongous bald kid who had en entire notebook full of five year old tier drawings of naked women, who went around the cafeteria showing it to random people
>that kid who fucking murdered his dad and went to jail
>all of the poo incidents in the bathrooms

would they not have gotten expelled normally wtf

no I'm pretty sure that is normally punishable, you edgelord

Some of them are pretty old, but who knows

>>that kid who fucking murdered his dad and went to jail

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>be poorfag 200+ years old public school
>one of the best schools of the country academically, mainly because they let the teachers do whatever they want while richfag schools are pretty strict
>this results in 60% of the teachers being borderline psychopaths, but the same 60% being among the best in the country
>a history teacher known for his banter implied to a 10th grader that if he kept talking he was going to have sex with his mom
>mom's kid make the director fire the teacher
>we were in 11th grade and had this teacher the year before, everyone loved the son of a bitch
>when we heard about it we got angry and vandalized the classroom of the class that got our teacher fired (mainly graffiti on the walls)
>this started a water balloon war that lasted three weeks, several classes got in just for to have fun (it was spring/summer)
>one day someone hits our 80 year old school counselor with a water bomb and it breaks their glasses
>a classmate almost got expelled
good times, that school counselor died like two years later

Someone had been shitting in the sinks my entire senior year. They finally caught him toward the end, it turned out to be a friend of mine actually. Completely normal dude other than that. No one knows why he did it to this day. Luckily for him he was still allowed to graduate. Last I heard he's studying law lol

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Snuff not snus. You snort snuff.

Feminiggers really are cunts

I was leaving school and had to stop because the albanians and the gooks were fighting again. The gooks grabbed an "albanian" and tackled him and began "cheese grating" him on the pavement. It was kinda funny when they realized they fucked up some random dude and not an albanian. Also saw a kid get stabbed with a file during shop class. Also saw a dude take a shit on someone's car.

Disgusting. Hurrr knife bad! Teacher kill students with knife!

My parents made me go to a boarding school in another state for 3 years. I ran away once, they had the cops out looking for me. Came back 2 days later though, i was starving.

>WHAT NOW MOTHAFUCKA
I laughed

we did have that sort as well :D
we called it nenänuuska "nose snus"

anyway I thought that the English word for snus is snuff, is this not the case?

For no reason what so ever pretty much half the school started running around the building in a stampede.
A bunch of younger students and 1 teacher got trampled.
Because there was so many of his nobody got in trouble.
It was so odd, people just started running and others joined along the way.

A friend of mine drew a big penis on the school mural, a hand painted one they spent a lot of money on.
Anyone who was caught drawing penises got in major trouble and was accused of drawing on the mural.

A family of scumbags moved into the area recently and one of them got expelled within a week for throwing a rock at a teacher.

just a shattered window

On one occasion an adult was found in the parking lot waiting to meet a student for sex.

When I was in reform school a couple of niggers beat down a police officer so badly the cunt never came back.

More recently but at my old high school someone brought a jar of napalm to school causing a bomb scare, even though napalm is no more dangerous than many household chemicals.

>be me, senior year
>hanging with my friends in front of the school, shooting the shit and passing time until the 1st bell rings
>in the middle of complaining about the PE exam I was gonna start in 20 minutes
>all of a sudden there's a mass of high schoolers running out the front doors like water rushing through a broken dam
>my friends and I think nothing of it. Must be some school spirit flash mob or something.
>ask a kid thats running out what's going on
>he says someone pulled out a gun and began shooting
>ice cold fear strikes my gut
>oh fuck I'm witnessing a school shooting
>my friends and I decide since we're already outside, we should just leave
>walk out to a Denny's and have a fun breakfast with all my friends
>everyone gets the day off and I use the confusion to run off and fuck my gf while her parents are at work
>tfw school shooting day was one of the best days of my high school years
North Thurston High School if you guys are wondering.

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>that kid that died of MRSA
>that kid that died of leukemia
>that kid that died in a car accident

that isn't an "incident" so much as it's tragic.

McLean high school, just so you can look it up

>some chad starts a dropbox for all the nudes they get from girls
>chad makes it public and even leaves his name and email on it "if you have any questions"
>word spreads quickly, soon even middle schoolers are using it
>eventually girls and moralfags find out, eventually police notified
>by this point there are GBs of girls slefies, some of it definitely CP
>chad kicked out of school, but no charges pressed because chad's lawyers threatened to counter sue the girls who made the CP (yes, children who produce selfies of themselves aka CP can be prosecuted and put on the sex offenders registry plus jail time)
>there's like a month long "conversation" at school about it

I'm an ausfag, ignore the flag. Someone burned down a portable classroom, it was kind of an open secret who did it although there was no proof. A few people trashed our year 12 common room (which had a microwave and a Nintendo 64 someone brought in, it was awesome). We weren't allowed to have a common room after that and everyone hated them for months. A kid got expelled for looking up bomb making and stuff and hacking people's emails at school, and other stuff. Apparently he broke into the principals office and pissed on his desk and threatened to bomb the school so there was cops at our graduation because of him. No idea if that's true. These things all happened in year 12 (final year), many other things happened throughout high school.

Lel

>that kid you used to have lunch with who seemed pretty cool and tolerated your autistic ass who dies in a horrible skateboarding accident a few weeks before graduation

He joked about giving it to a student so she could stab someone with it. Principal came into our class the day after to ask about it.

>the law doesn't apply to chads

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That's still just normal human behavior and not a serious safety concern but a little more understandable why they fired him

The english word is dip if i'm not correct.

Doesn't apply to rich cunts who can afford good lawyers.

It does but it also applies to stacy's and cops don't want to throw sexy stacys in jail and put on a sex offender registry, they just want to punish males

The English word is snuff, the Finn is correct. Never heard of dip.

>Basketball-Canadian deals marijuana in high school
>was showing off his product in class
>opened up a bag and the stench immediately was smelled, and the teacher knew
>dealer bolted out of the room

Fairly benign stuff. Apparently a friend of mine also sold weed to pay for university because his parents thought he was too much of a slacker and didn't support him financially.

It literally does but to be fair you would also have to prosecute the girls who produced and texted their selfies aka produced and distributed CP, not just the guy who copies them

All these reeeees because chad didn't get his life ruined for a little porn... you people are disgusting