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Why is /cum/ so gay and how do we convince more straight people to post here?

post more bobs

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post more women

thinking about spending 100 dollars on games i'll probably never play anyway baka i have a problem senpai

We need to import more latinas

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sven's penis

i binged all seasons available on netflix a long time ago

Say the Jesus Prayer.

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promise them gfs (LOL)

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have you watched all 14?

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...

What is the Jesus prayer

ok?

ale, since you went to sunday school you know el credo prayer? a friend of mine in hs toll it was the longest prayer

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

how can i ask a girl out on a hike?

Fug yuo jeebers

svots.edu/saying-jesus-prayer

Hey let's climb a mountain and just be friends OK?

BLESSED THREAD

i watched until 8 bc netflix put that cringe spanish dub and i got triggered

creo en un solo dios padre todopoderoso,, creador del cielo y de la tierra, de todo lo visible e invisible

i only know that lol

why don't you use a vpn to watch the other 2 main seasons? that's what i do

btw someone can give me their netflix pass to watch it again

*told me

this is what I want

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Nobody wants to be owned.

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it's free?

how do you call all the bed layers in english? i'm talking about stuff like sheets, cover, duvets, etcetera...

Steak and Shake tries to wait on you, bring you drinks and shit
And you're expected to tip for this
There's a fundamenral misunderstanding of why someone would go there, I just wanted a shitty greaseburger
There's not even a trash can, I had to take the bag to my car, where it rests even now

well the first month it is

i have prime video but there's really nothing to watch there besides the man in the high castle and the vpn trick doesn't work on it like it does on netflix

youtube.com/watch?v=FkbvqYWZJss

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There is russian serial "Call DiCaprio". I wonder if it is violation of author rights.

your race?

i have one of those lol
ty

Germanic

mestizo/hispanic

Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy
Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder
Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster
Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy
Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder
Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster

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i use vpn express and set it to the uk

love these

mixed

But there isn't race like that. There is caucasian race.

what kind of mix
caucasian is a stupid term

I'm absolutely nigger, yo!

white, black, native

he

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who's your favorite drag queen

youtube.com/watch?v=dLpuq0jyiCE

youtube.com/watch?v=WvxadlDL6pQ

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right now valentina, but i like a lot of them
what about you?

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Really liking all this holiday drinking

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You forgot your extra small trojan condoms again sir

That's the third time this week

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i recognize where thats from : youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Caught you Marshal.

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>that's the third time this week

Dunkey is just getting worse and worse desu

same as you, i have a long list
but raja left a strong impression on me i guess
also i got horny watching pearl

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Han Chinese

hello my brother, sminem
stupid tramone

when i first watched that season i loved raja desu
remember her lipsync against carmen?
>also i got horny watching pearl
pearl is pretty handsome. i loved watching her spar with ru.

what do you think about milk

based

youtu.be/NgGDLR41P-o

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this but with her plump belly

I stopped watching him over a year ago

have you gotten asked where is your gf by your black family already?

Nuh, I'm not like Sminem. That's i look like.

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Yes my aunt asked me this yesterday
I just looked away...

im thirsty but i dont want go to get water

might grab a beer later

>have you gotten asked
Isnt it "have you been asked"? Passive Voice of Present Perfect?

>visa gift cards
Literally the worst present ever

having beer rn

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why not?
sad

i don't know
was what i said wrong fellow /cum/cels?

African-Americans truly encapsulated the Holy Spirit with gospel music, I'll tell ya.

have you gotten asked and have you been asked are both perfectly normal, Ukie isn't wrong either it's just ever so slightly more formal

Here relatives never ask something like that.
Nobody care if you have gf, here people ask when you will be big man. It means when we can get some profit of you.

is it true that all men in america lift?

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yes we all lift but none of us do cardio

also if you said "have you been asked" you'd have to restructure the sentence to something like "have you been asked where your gf is"

are you a big boi already?

hes big alright

couldn't you say have you been asked if you have a gf yet?

Going to start reading manga again

urkel, does your family go to a black church?