/brit/

pour us a drowt of carlin' there luv

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bet you lads are happy to finally have a movie based on a British hero huh?

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think i wanna move to manchester later in life when uni's done
wanna live in a big city but london is bare expensive and i don't wanna leave england because its the best country in the fackin world

Was vaguely amusing for the first two or three posts mate, looking a bit like a mong now.

A faded cartoon British bulldog standing on it's hind legs wearing jeans and smoking a pipe with a union jack t-shirt on = pukka gear

In the Uber to the pub

Couple of pints of drowt beer for me de lads

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That draught shite is bollocks Ive heard bartenders say "we have x on DROWT"

decent tits for a comedian

i think frances is a terrible name for a girl!

>replying to a 3+ hour old post
kys

its spelt draught mate

Shut it saddo

>he's here

*takes your potatos*

Literally who

18 cans of carling for a 10er up tescos lads cant go wong

beautiful.

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All mi frenemy, mi see yuh pon di corner
Pon di road it hotter dan a sauna
Annalisa, Danielle an’ mi see Carla
Bubble gyal ah bubble seh dey water
Seh mi get a text, nuh step pon mi crep (txtin', pon mi crep)
Walk right pass mi ex
Mi see ah set ah twin (set ah twin)
Double using, iPhone ring ring (using)
Just ah come from di Oxford Street (yeah, yeah)
Mi stress, mi need a drink, nuh ramp wid me
If yuh bun it, let mi see yuh light your tree (tree)
Mi know di gyal, she seh she half Chinee (ee)
Seh mi gwan guh party (party)
Naughty naughty (ee)
Dem ah gwan like dem wan’ guh pass me (pass me)
But they naughty naughty (ee)
Weh yuh seh?

cope

fuck off doug you gay prick

No, you don't lad. try not to be silly.

CANT GO WONG

youtu.be/Z57GHQxCPNw?t=61
youtu.be/Z57GHQxCPNw?t=61

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>replying to a 2 MINUTE old post
omg go kys hurr durr

I knew Doug was a gayboi

what authority does some mongy student working part time at a pub have you fucking spacker ahahhahahaha

>that commercial where all the neighborhood kids watch that crippled kid play video games and then that one kid does the Fortnite dance
Hate zoomers desu.

bought that on monday thinking it would do me 4 or 5 days
drank the lot in two nights
fackin lavley

hate asians and their flat faces
literal bug people

*takes you potatos and teases you with them*
You gonna cry, patrick? These are mine now.

whoa....
if only they put this much effort into finding a job...

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bit excessive

hi lads

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the biggest disgrace is when houses are split up into flats
you can either live in a flat or a house, not both
make your fucking mind up
should all be lined up and shot

Flights have resumed at Birmingham Airport after an air traffic control fault temporarily halted services.

The technical glitch happened at 18:00 GMT and led to flights being suspended or diverted from the airport. "High" delays were reported.

A spokesman for the airport said operations had resumed and thanked passengers for their patience.

Services were expected to be affected until 22:00 GMT, air traffic management organisation Eurocontrol had said.

It added that the fault was due to a failure of the electronic flight plan system.

Shut up man you divvent know me I'll fucking leather ya face like freddy kruger

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Thank you Mr. Trump we are pleased to accept your unconditional surrender.

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calm down gaylord

x2 £3 Iceland pizzas straight down the gullet, why do they make it so difficult

Hello nigg*r

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tune of the millennium

shut up gayboi

*lines you all up and shoots you*

will you lads have a wank on christmas day?

>I've met 5 paki trannies and 2 bengali trannies
How?
Are you a trans counsellor or something?

Can you ask an adult to come to the computer please?

*Swats your hand away from my penis*

i forgot about this guy, needed a good cringe desu

FOY

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my therapist tried taking my virginity lads haha
didn't end well for her

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Never understood the glorification of people like the kray twins or bronson

Worst Harry Potter film?

5

if I'm lucky I'll knock one out before church

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A NECESSITY

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oiiiiiiiiiiiii wheel it

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whichever one's longest

Like asking what the worst tasting shit is

*shouts for my dad to come to the computer*
Okay, this is the dad. What seems to be the problem, Irishman? He was only having some fun with his internet mates and you are bullying him.

Hot

lads LADS I just thought of something

If a major war breaks out and we all get conscripted we will be the first British men to fight alongside women in a major conflict. Mental innit

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working class meatheads like a big strong bald man to cuddle

went to shit after chamber of secrets

argh that autotune

Club Penguin is that way ---->

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Women are stronger than men and so should be sent first

OH NO NO NO NO NOHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I am working class you bourgeois sissy

i never really enjoyed order of the phoenix desu

>all get conscripted
ROFLMA

there are literal communist teenagers "raiding" /brit/

couldnt you use a non-flyover state?

OOTP is the worst film but one of the best books?

is there really that many of them in frontline positions though? I couldn't imagine there being that many

this but unironically

Are they pretending to be the usual posters?

Doug is based

wish i had a garden like that

lads

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I don't like your kind, Irishman. I served with the British Army in Northern Ireland through the 70s and 80s and I have witnessed Irish animosity first hand. Will never understand why we never got the go ahead to burn Dublin to the ground.

>he doesn't live in pennsylvania
>thinks pennsylvania is flyover

do you reckon sara has a hairy minge or is she clean shaven?