/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=eER3yXskEmU

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Your in bandit country now slag

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In 1899, there was a fayre was being held near to Villa Park in an area known at the time as the ‘Black Patch’, where a gypsy community welcomed travelling attractions and Charlie Chaplin was supposedly born in a caravan.

Anyway, one visitor apparently challenging all comers, was William Dove, a London-born professional sprinter of national fame.

Along came four Aston Villa players to the fayre strutting their Victorian stuff through the side shows and attractions.The Villa players were challenged to race by Dove which they agreed and a money wager was set.

Anyway the race against William Dove was run and the Aston Villa players lost. The Villa players didn’t have any money, so, a compromise was reached. One of the Villa players had been given the job of getting the first team’s kit washed. To placate Dove, they gave him the complete claret-and-blue kit and then reported it stolen to the Aston Villa directors.

The London sprinter returned to the capital with the claret and blue kit of the then league champions.

William’s son, Charlie Dove, was an apprentice riveter who played right-half for his works team, Thames Ironworks. The then amateur team had played in a number of different colours, including dark blue, inspired by the firm’s chairman, who had been at Oxford. When William Dove, who also helped coach the team showed up one day with a complete set of claret-and-blue Aston Villa kits, they adopted it. When Thames Ironworks were disbanded and relaunched almost immediately as West Ham United they kept the Claret and Blue strip.

i dont get it

is don niggerponte in? I'd like a word

DAYUM Moni looks like THAT!?!?!?!

top kek

ive actually got one of these specimens at my uni

>your

Any peng oriental girls in?

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cos youve never been to a hardware store in your life you fucking FAG
bet you couldnt even figure out a screwdriver you little ninny
get the fuck out of my thread and never ever (you) me again

>he thinks oriental girls can be peng
SAD!

Just saw Hafþór in the mall earlier today

He's big, but I bet I could take him

Genuinely don't enjoy holidays off work. I love my job. 3 weeks and I can go back to work.

Poley unironically has 2 blokes fighting over going out with him on /britfeel/

milwall are only hard for southerners, you lot have always been fuck all to the northern firms like leeds, villa, liverpool etc.

only got your name from a BBC documentary in the 70s and other media references such as green street, simply because you're london based

Who here is also Deano?

can you buy viagra OTC?

Is that true? It's a lovely story.

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts as they come out of her anus.

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This is all my fetishes apart from lingerie jeezeee

How will you celebrate spurs winning the league lads

her boyfriend dead yet?

bout to do a x2 on my $400 with ETH come Jan
fucking gonna get this gluten lads

Hello white roastie

Foreign girls love pasty, introverted, mumbling British guys right lads?

blaxit

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report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

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Opened my Christmas presents today because I wanted to make my mum cry

Could it be the season's changin'
The winds of winter rearranging
All the leaves like fallin' queens of sorrow
Could be the freezing rain a-fallin'
Could be sad September callin'
Or maybe its knowin' she'll be gone
Come tomorrow

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Girl I'm seeing now is Asian with big tits and a nice bum without being fat which is just perfect

>Spurs
a brit? thats watches the NBA?
huh....

yep, similar story with burnley and scunthorpe too
villa are the original claret and blue team
they jumped on the bandwagon because we were the most successful team in the 19th century

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Can someone translate this into something intelligible please?

FOY

You are lucky I'm not your dad
I'd spank your arse raw

literally nowt wrong with eugenics

It's christmas eve tomorrow fuck's sake

To be honest lads on Christmas morning I'm going to wake up to my wife sucking on my willer, then after opening presents I'm going to Roger her hard over the counter while the turkey cooks in the oven

Well, it's strange how many tortured mornings
Fell upon us with no warning
Lookin' for a smile to beg and borrow
It's over now, there is no returning
A thousand bridges sadly burning
And light the way I have to walk alone
Come tomorrow

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(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa

Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (Mwah!)
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA

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Leeds are the hardest in the north yet when they come down here they always get run out like the poncey wankers they are.

really do not see how anyone can tolerate wh*te women after experiencing asian women

Will Jim ever recover

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2010 was almost 9 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=2zqVYfjy0DE

>everyone who thinks yellow fever wh*Toids are freaks is a white girl
>everyone who isn't a neo-nazi is a tranny-loving, cock-sucking communist

ah yes, the rorke mindset

wired.co.uk/article/inside-the-77th-brigade-britains-information-warfare-military

alright, how many of you are 77th brigaders engaging in information warfare? is /brit/ just one giant psy-op?

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>we
what position did you play?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1543860788412.webm

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Runt

looking forward to st totteringham's day again next year 2bh

I guess that no amount of lying
To myself will stop the crying
I guess I have to take things like they are
The facts are plain to see, it's only
That I ain't used to being lonely
Like I'm gonna be without you
Come tomorrow

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All cats should be boiled alive

You disrespectful little shit.

no, really
2010 was almost 9 years ago

bought a weeb game on steam when i didn't think it'd be straight-up uncensored hentai and am now feeling massive conflict/guilt.

do i refund?

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no they don't
nothing even happens these days anyway, it's just posers wearing stone island

I'm a white girl who thinks that yellow fever men are freaks.

Yeah then never return here you disgusting paedophile anime-loving FREAK

>grr me angry!

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9 (nine)
years
ago

biblical cope

Do you know why weve detained ya undah section sagsty five of the public order chartah

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i live 20 minutes drive from villa park
franchise yanks simply wouldn't fucking understand
fuck off and support your local team

>x was [current year] -x years ago
really boggles my mind

BASED Rand Paul

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What is it called? For research.

To be honestly k lads

do you like my flatmates cat?
he doesnt have a tail and is very friendly

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might be a cope but its still true
they’re far less work

do leftypol ever stop seething?

my local team is Aston Villa retard

why are cat owners always weak soyboys

you thought evenicle wasn't an h game?

yes, nine
2010, that year
nine years ago it happened

got over my homophobia when I realised it was a bit hypocritical of me to watch endless hours of lesbian porn while simultaneously calling people faggots all the time

>yellow fever men are freaks.

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Aka a fat white roastie

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Who is he replying to?

>22 hours
okay now this is epic

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No you're not.

fairly sure it's not possible to solve this equation

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Ban women from voting or driving cars.