/lang/ - Language Learning General

Christmas Edition!

Last week's /lang/ news:
>thread only died a couple of times
>user went to the book club
>multi-lingual watches for the true /lang/ student
>Lolle is officially 120% qt
>Dutch and German are very similar but don't mix, just learn Dutch
>Jow Forums post number went over 99000000
>nobody reads the FAQ
>listening exercises should have mad distortion effects
>repeating the same thing over and over a meme does not make

>What language are you learning?
>Easy is not easy!
>Share language learning experiences!
>Ask questions about your target language!
>Help people who want to learn a new language!
>Participate in translation challenges or make your own!

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FAQ U:
>How do I learn a language? What is the best way to learn one? How should I improve on certain aspects?
By posting this same question every time
>Will I learn a language by using Duolingo five minutes a day while taking a shit
Most definitely
>Should I learn X to get a qt wife/gf (male) etc?
Yes, it will guarantee the acquisition and retention of a qt
>Should I learn multiple languages at the same time?
Only if you're Argentinian and one of them is Dutch
>Should I learn lang Y so I can learn lang X?
Yes, it is not a waste of time at all
>What is the most useful language?
See below
>What language should I learn
Dutch

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I'm pretty sure that they're the same
Are you looking for a gf, or for a hooker to live with you until she has a green card?

Easy
>Where is the cat?
>I ate a sandwich.
>He runs everyday.
>My favorite color is green.

Medium
>He went to the store to buy new clothes.
>I ate so much food and now I want to sleep.
>We are doing our assignment for math class.
>When will you fix your car?

Hard
>Jason distracted the teacher by asking her about her weekend, so we didn't have to take the test today.
>You can take that shortcut to the trail, but it is has a much more rugged terrain.
>The new dog has erratic behavior, sometimes it is friendly and other times it wants to bite my face off.
>He guards that room vigilantly, no one is allowed inside, he is very secretive about it.

簡單
>貓在哪裡?
>我吃了一個三明治。
>他每天都跑步。
>我最喜歡的顏色是綠色。

介質
>他去商店買新衣服。
>我吃了這麼多的食物,現在我想睡覺。
>我們正在為數學課做作業。
>你什麼時候修車?


>傑森通過向她詢問她的周末而分散了老師的注意力,所以我們今天不必參加考試。
>您可以將該快捷方式帶到路徑上,但它的地形更加崎嶇。
>新狗有不穩定的行為,有時它很友好,有時它想咬我的臉。
>他警惕地守衛那個房間,裡面沒有人被允許,他對此非常保密。

reading that gives me a headache....

> Waar is de kat?
> Ik heb een boterham gegeten.
> Hij loopt elke dag.
> Mijn favoriete kleur is groen.
> Hij ging naar de winkel om nieuwe kleding te kopen.
> Ik at zoveel eten en nu wil ik slapen.
> We doen onze opdracht voor wiskundelessen.
> Wanneer ga je je auto repareren?

It's not that difficult user
t. whitoid

>Medium
>介質
I got the feeling that this is translated by a translation engine.

when an actual chinese comes in and calls out the larper

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