How can I get a job in 2019?

How can I get a job in 2019?

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clean my feet, I'm a girl (male)

Get out of your room
Ask for a job

Just be yourself :)

other than through networking, the best way is to already have a job tbqh. employers are biased against the unemployed

>networking
What's that? And how do I use it?

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Learn Haskell.

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means having connections or try to weasel your way in

I can't pass my CS interviews. If I can't find a job next year I'm just going to move to South America or Europe and live as a bum

have friends who aren't dregs

Why would you go so far just to do something you could easily do here?

I'm waiting for a call today to let me know whether or not I got the job wish me luck please

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I'm 30 years old, got my degree when I was 21 and still spent more time of my 20's unemployed than with a job. Such is life on the third world.

good luck mate what's it doing?

imagine the person calling you working on christmas eve hahaha

Tons of people in America work on Christmas Eve. There are also tons who don't, but it's not unusual. Is Ireland shut down completely that day?

Consultancy/developer mixed role for an IT firm. You'd think getting a CS degree would make job hunting easy but noooo. Everyone wants experience that they are unwilling to provide.

the big shops open late and close early so some people work, but nobody with a real job works unless it's a vital function - how could anybody stand for that?

I bet you are a graduate with a useless non-STEM (or anything related to healthcare) degree who went to a private university or a public one located at the biggest unknown holes of this nation.

We were booming on employement between 2004-2014.

Yeah sounds pretty rough for graduates out there I'm sure it will work out.

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I dunno, I mean personally I don't care about holidays, but in general, well it isn't a secret that Americans are profoundly classcucked.

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this is the latest meme for entry level jobs, nobody wants to shoulder the risk of actually training anybody and those that do will drag out applications for months on end

Nope, Civil Engineering on UFMG