/brit/

I support an Irish Gaelic ethnostate that confines the Irish to Eire

wrapped up the only Christmas present of which I'll be giving

pretty based

you literally just had delusions that she loved you for some incel reason unknown, thinking that any girl that is nice to you wants to fuck you
I hope the police find you and put you in a mental asylum

do a stream, you

qt asked me for my number today lads.

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anime

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Hi
Just want to let you knlw we say 'happy holidays' in this general so we include everyone so im accually going to have to require you to use that from now on to fit into the generals culture
Cheers matey

every rorke that's replying to me telling kidulthood is a shit film and i'm a wigger has never watched it

radical opinion: a film about a topic/people that you dislike can still be interesting and enjoyable to watch

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Very bizarre situation. You handled it in a way you thought was best. Try to resolve the next one without grassing anyone up lad.

(a bomb hehehehe)

Look, I was here the last two day ready and waiting and where were you then? Now I'm at work and you've missed your chance.

Fuck off lad not today

alot of older suburban australians in the 30+ age bracket are honest to god wiggers who grew up watching hip hop moies and think eerything african american is cool

how old are you thailad? can't remember anyone ever asking this before but reckon you must be getting on a bit

29

i was around yesterday and you were nowhere to be seen

why is toilberg making you work on christmas eve anyway?

31, unironically. he'll say he's 28 but he isn't

all criminal scum should be deported to australia like the good old days

Lmao, what a bunch of freaks.
If I was Australian I'd have been a surfer without a single doubt. Surfing is absolutely redpilled

FUCK niggers
FUCK white people
FUCK gooks
FUCK spics
FUCK jews
FUCK arabs
FUCK Mediterraneans
FUCK chinks
FUCK abos
FUCK Indigenous people of every colonial and post-colonial nation
FUCK pacific islanders

Who'd I miss?

JEREMY

YOU FUCKING WANKER

YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the french

North Sentinel Islanders

Not sure about that tone but just dont let it happen again or there'll be consiquences (i dont believe in punishment)

Its a mans world my boy
eat or be eaten

wew, what's your birthday month when you hit the big 3-0
and what are your future plans? do you plan to live in thailand or come back to the UK? or move elsewhere?

I was here this time yesterday.
>why is toilberg making you work on christmas eve anyway?
I'm off tomorrow, Thailand has loads of holidays that more than make up for working the extra day or two here and there.

>women

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bit racist, that

Indians

october

t. knower

>I'm off tomorrow
is that just because you've booked it off though? i'm guessing the rest of the office would still be at work
why don't you go home to visit your family for christmas?

Hey Melvin, the gf said she wants to move to Altona Meadows one day

Any good there?

is your boss a little chinaman?

>This shit actually works for them
I hate other men for enabling this almost as much as I hate women

because hes a sought after nonce and the second he leaves that shit hole he's getting interpol'd

t. knower

slavs

even the hero gets a bullet in the chest
once upon a time in the west

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girl told me I made the first move the other night, am i becoming a deano?

you cant become a deano lad its a way of life

Birthday is in Autumn so next year. I think I'm unironically better off here, It's basically home at this point.
Just a skeleton staff in tomorrow to answer phones and they'll get a bonus. I was in the UKa few months back.
nah

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i don't know, i live in brisbane

Have to work tonight and boxing day but at least i get paid double then

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being racist against everyone is being racist to no-one x

Can't believe people complain about having a job just be happy that you have one

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Childhood is thinking racists and misogynists are evil and greedy
Adulthood is realising racists and misogynists were the good guys all along

when they swear in deano is there a blood oath?
sword and gun on the table?

Will be going ahead with the *cide tonight lads.

What's your job ey mate, posting autistic shit on /brit/ 24/7?

Old age is realising they're all evil and greedy

Hate Crimbo with a passion

Reckon it should be banned for a few years just to let us breathe for a bit

i told her i'm a virgin and she went mad with lust
she works with middle/high school kids so i need to watch out for dem kidz nawmean? she's a nonce

Got three dates this week
girls must get lonely around Christmas

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going to steal thousands of dollars of stock from department stores come boxing day

If you think there was legitimate concern then fair enough. I wasn't there.

most women are actually quite lonely

They want your Big Australian Willy lad.

why is thailad responding to catyanks schizophrenic ramblings as if they're legitimate
>i told her i'm a virgin and she went mad with lust
the fucking state of it

Not sure if I should go to my parents house tonight & spend the night or go in the morning.

this girls talking to me daily, talks about personal shit and asked me to meet her on new years am i practically guaranteed a shag?

why would you post here at that age no offense btw

any /no friends/ man in

I stopped talking to all my mates the moment I finished school and now I’m a shut-in freak

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Cock gossipers should be sent to the gallows

Get her drunk enough & anything is possible. Hehe

sometimes i wonder what my old mates think about me then i remember that they probably dont

t. scrooge

youtube.com/watch?v=2l2awXfumOU

lmao

>I think I'm unironically better off here
maybe right now but do you genuinely believe it's the place you want to live the rest of your life?
saying things like this just make me think the theories like could be true

Announcement: Merry Christmas from Jordan Knight and the team!

Running off the end of another profitable year, Jordan Knight and his team of publicists, lawyers and interns would like to you wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

As you may know we have a lot planned for 2019, including having 1142 publicly lynched for crimes against humanity, and a return to surplus from higher runt trading yields. We also have another book deal on the way, titled My Time in Brit: A Ballad of Blair, Ballbusting and Bearded Pakistani Ladies.

All the best from Jordan and the team!

Haha same.

Matt?

when does the x-files get shit?

I'M ACTING!!!!

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where in brisbane do you live ya gay cunt ha ha ha

wtf i love the chemicals in the water now

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Where should I be posting?
Why do you think the UK is a better place to live? I have a great life here I couldn't afford in the UK. Also I go to the UK annually..

my only regret is telling her that i'd marry her
she looked so happy when i said it
i actually meant it
i still mean it
even though she's a tragically confused tramp i'd still marry her
it's fucking crazy

we were literally planning it out. she was going to split up with her husband, get an apartment, and then i was going to move in with her. i was actually talking to people about transferring unis. it's so crazy.

after seeing her unofficially several times she eventually says "i need to give my husband a second chance" and that was it. she sent me a text on my 30th birthday and that was it. she's gone. after a year of "dating" she just disappears. she didn't even say good bye. she just said "we need to take a break."
i've been telling people about this and they just don't get it. it doesn't make any sense. she's got her doctorate in social work and has 15 years of experience, and she threw it all away for a guy like me. it just doesn't make sense.

now she'll be investigated and charges will be brought against her. she'll be disciplined by the licensing authority. she could lose her license permanently, or temporarily, or they could sanction her; either way she will lose her job (which is a really good job) and will have to check the little box that says she's been disciplined for every job she applies to in the future. she will never get hired. she's screwed, and i feel a bit bad about that.

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So did you provide any evidence of your claims or is it her word against yours?

reminder catyank is a legitimate schizophrenic who constantly makes up fantasies whereas schizoleaf just has autism and narcissism

started off really racist
learnt a little more
went extremely anti racist
learnt even more
become racist again
then learnt more on top of that
came to the conclusion that i don't hate immigrants on a personal level, if i was a third world mong then i would come to briitain and take the piss too

the hate needs to be directed at the people that allow and support this system

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on a late night anime session

this is common sense

and he's the cuckold poster