/brit/

*observes thailad as my bollocks begin to eclipse and cast a shadow upon each of his eyeballs*

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I don't need to rely on anyone

You're both yanks in /brit/ so you may as well be the same

no harm intended by that I don't usually mind yank posters

you’re lucky the infamous penguin poster is in bed and can’t be bothered to boot up his battlestation

i'm a...special...yank

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*drops a legendary album*

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John Nicholson CB was a British Victorian era military officer. He was worshiped as a god in Pakistan for nearly 100 years.

He was feared for his foul temper and authoritarian manner, but also gained the respect of the Afghan and Punjabi tribes in the area for his fairhandedness and sense of honour.

He inspired the Nikal Seyn cult, which survived in parts of North-West Pakistan, well into the 1980s.

One famous story recounted by Charles Allen: He had been told that the regimental chefs had poisoned the soup with aconite. When they refused to taste it for him, he force fed it to a monkey - and when it expired on the spot, he proceeded to hang the cooks from a nearby tree without a trial. Nicholson strode into the British mess tent, then said, "I am sorry, gentlemen, to have kept you waiting for your dinner, but I have been hanging your cooks."

would shag her as long as she doesn't smell

how many of them did you make yourself

Love oddities of modern history like this

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too many autismoyanks itt

The headless hottie

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me? bitmex 50x leverage

will bet the equivalent of 10 pounds on City, Tottenham and Wolves win. wish me luck you runts

you're the worst autismoyank of them all by far though

tough go for jesse "creatura" lingard

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is she one of the 2 that got muslim'd

lol look at that nigger, fucking hell

test

how about those spurs today lads

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sicko mode is such a strange song

Yeah, strange in that it's dogshit

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I like to not think about the song hamburger lady
still gives me chills

it's catchy but quite mediocre. Drake's dun goofed

Morning lads

mad how SICKO MODE btfo rorke on rap once and for all

fuck off you mentally ill cunt

what's for breakfast?

what are we doing today lad?

dave the dogshit poster is here

wow what a gorgeous white woman

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just made a twitter lads who do i follow

mental to think people all over the world are reading what i'm writing here

sargon of akkad
ben shapiro
paul joseph watson

donald j trump
rand paul
donald trump jr
pat buchanan

schizoleaf

@TimmyUk

mental to think there's a cult in Northern Pakistan devoted to me for being rabidly anti-semitic

fucking hell its primetime yank hour isn't it

tfw stupid anglos are getting rained on rn

mental to think i could flatten you if I ever saw you irl

I'm on the hunt for (You)s lads, let me know if you've seen any

just went rorko mode

Some toast with marmite
Today? Rest, drink, eat well until approximately the 27-28th. What about you?

Shadilay praise kek

alri

dddddddddogshit

>get banned on Jow Forums for posting haplogroup thread
>there's a sissy general up
ok

>"told you to stop messing with me didn't i sunshine?"

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Nick Szabo
Ryan Dawson
Peter Hitchens
Naval
Sam Hyde
Outsideness

heading to my sister's house for dinner

very aesthetic shot really could use a droning synth backing track

well that was fine while it lasted

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> not born a scouser hooligan in the 80s
why even live lads?

You gotta admit you do love me
Have a great day and god bless you and your family

been banned so many times from twitter for jack shit. if you're not a transgender muslim abortion doctor, don't try using it

lmao

They do that for every social media site now. You can't sign up to Facebook without sending your fucking ID mate. I'm not joking.

yikes

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google "receive sms online"

The Rugrats go to Paris is on Channel 5 in an hour

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never been banned although I've posted edgy shit, maybe I get a pass because they think I'm not white.

comfy

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what did you even do?

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the singular tweet that got him banned. fucking sexist not including women

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Hephaestion was the best friend of Alexander the Great. Alexander was a man who had many friends but his closest friend was Hephaestion. Theirs was a friendship which had been forged in boyhood. He shared all of Alexander's secrets. Alexander referred to Hephaestion as his alter ego.

They worked well together. In all that Alexander undertook, Hephaestion was at his side. When Alexander needed to divide his forces, he entrusted half to Hephaestion, knowing that in him he had a man of unquestionable loyalty. Alexander formally made him his second-in-command. When Alexander married a daughter of Darius, Hephasestion married one too. They became brothers-in-law. Alexander "wanted to be uncle to Hephaestion's children".

Plutarch says that "Alexander's grief was uncontrollable" when he died suddenly around age thirty-two. Hephaestion was given a magnificent funeral costing 10,000 talents ($1,500,000,000 in 2018). The sacred flame in the temple was extinguished. Normally, this was only done on the death of the Great King himself. Alexander then raised Hephaestion to the status of demi-god.

Have more than 1 pair of shoes for the first time in my life

bender

only straight white men own a sole pair

dumb cunt dad has been cooking the porchetta on defrost mode it's going to be dry as all shit now
fucking mong he is

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still don't fully understand twitter

literally just started following people
absolute state

might wank

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Imagine being such a bad ass you can BTFO Pajeets every day, and they worship you.

long nose tribe fault

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have 3 pairs of everyday depending what I'm wearing (colour co-ordination). Not even /fa/

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what do aussie poofs eat on xmas day?

do you really have BBQs?

Me? Decided to wear suits and smart casual on a daily basis. Going to get a hounds-tooth blazer soon and ordered a pinky signet ring.

have 5 pairs but 2 are dirty and 1 is fucked

>long nose tribe fault

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me? well I'm Italian so usually some sort of roast

I'm thinking about doing this. I'm sick and tired of being a manchild

this
>buy one pair of shoes
>wear them till unwearable
>buy another pair

7 if you include dress shoes and football boots for the 6-a-side

its my responsbility to buy the xmas dinner but I'm a Jewish cunt

What is the consensus on Aldi potatoes?
Are they safe?

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how about panettone ya cunt?