>crisps
>lorry
>bonnet
>aeroplane
>football
>biscuit
>flat
>petrol
>trolley
>aluminium
Crisps
Chase Kelly
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Elijah Morales
what's this? is he a brainlet or a big brained wojak? doesn't make sense
Dominic Hill
We use all of those except for crisps.
Kayden Barnes
no one in the US says any of this
Samuel Gonzalez
all of those are superior to shart spelling except crisps and bonnet
Hunter Anderson
From what Ive seen you guys dont call wheelie bins or car boots their respective names either.
William Hughes
Yes? Couldn't care in the slightest. Our way of saying it is the corrsct way. No, I won't call anything other than a car and a van a "truck".
*nasally bastardised english accent*
>yeah mom. Get me the chips. They're in the trunk of the trunk
YIKES
Blake Cooper
All the more power to you if you want to drop a steaming log on a supermarket floor but for fuck sake, please stop using Jow Forums as a toilet.
I'm sure shit like this violates the NAP in some way.
Nathan Howard
>Using word "gas" instead of "petrol"
How can't you see it's ridiculous? Gas is not a liquid? Also, what if you car is using natural gas, like propane? How will you say: "I don't need gas, I need propane!".
And please, use metric already. Why can't you vote for using metric in USA if it is so "democratic"?
Joshua Sanchez
dont get calling the american accent nasally when its just the way we pronounce some vowels that give it that impression. also like that we say words differently it would be boring if we all spoke the same
Mason Barnes
How did you manage to make a post just as woeful as the op? Assess your life.
Jack Jackson
We use both American and British English. I'm used to it but it is weird
Hudson Green
why does "parking lot" come to make sense in US when there's more understandable word like "parking area" from UK?
Christian Rodriguez
Haven't had your daily dose of meth today bruce, eh? Sort yourself out you absolute victim
Matthew Parker
>torch
Logan Clark
Nobody uses parking area. It's called a car park.
Chase Rodriguez
Dont worry id be glad the americans bastardised english. The english spelling and words is more unique, same with the Australian words which are more or less the same for the most part.
Jace Kelly
BASED
Alexander Bell
THE BANE OF ENGLISH TEXTBOOKS EVERYWHERE
Dylan Stewart
gas is short for gasoline you fucking sperg.
Cameron Hernandez
Because the word lot can refer to a plot of land used for some purpose. In this case the lot is used for parking and that's why its called parking lot.
Joshua Perez
>commie gibberish
nice try, i pump gallons of gasoline and that's how Jesus and Adam Smith wanted it
Bentley Jones
>Americans think sticking their middle finger and index finger in the V shape with the back of the hand facing outwards is friendly
The absolute state of yanks.
Anthony Richardson
Aeroplane>Airplane.
Eli Young
You are strangely confusing us with our yellow sake-drinking friends
Ryan Hall
Genuine question. How often is the word cunt used in the average American vocabulary? Excluding people who are at work or in any role of superivising.
One thing Ive noticed is aussies and brits use cunt extremely regularly. Tempted to say daily basis.
Joshua Lopez
Americans don't use cunt that frequently
Xavier Moore
cunt is the nigger of the women
Ian Adams
Cunt is almost never used (at least in the western US). The only exception i think is in Massachusetts.
Joseph Gutierrez
>lorry
>bonnet
Literally the only ones I don't use. And I use both crisps and chips, because I'm a maverick.
Logan Foster
Pretty much never said among normals and if you called a woman a cunt it would basically be like calling her a nigger, worse thing you can call most women.
Gabriel Morales
>soccer
>aloooomiiinoooom
Bentley Kelly
>"Gasoline" is a North American word that refers to fuel for automobiles. The Oxford English Dictionary dates its first recorded use to 1863 when it was spelled "gasolene". The term "gasoline" was first used in North America in 1864. The word is a derivation from the word "gas" and the chemical suffixes "-ol" and "-ine" or "-ene".
Being that smug and awkward... Well, now it's even more ridiculous.
By the way this statement makes sense.
Brayden Bailey
and "short" is short for "shorterino"
Brayden Collins
Brandon Fisher
And you say "about" in your own uniquely hilarious way
Christopher Foster
>soccer