My job offer fell through. Now I'm thinking of moving to russia. How would I do that? I honestly don't care...

My job offer fell through. Now I'm thinking of moving to russia. How would I do that? I honestly don't care, just tell me something I could do for a year.
Please just give me some fucking direction this year. Keep in mind that I am literally autistic.

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why to russia?

I don't want any standards

what do you mean?

Don’t go to Russia, the job situation is dismal

I think he’s trying to tell us that he really is autistic

Where could I get a job. I have no college experience, no portfolio, but I got a 99 on my asvab for the militray (although I wasn't admitted because I took add medication years ago). What job can I get that is not fucking trash?

none
go to france or germany and squat until you find something you really want to do for the rest of your life. maybe get into a uni.
bit fucked

Thinking about moving to Russia isn't moving to Russia. Second - you won't get visa for a year. Third - fuck off we are full.

Just give me a fucking job Ivan. I got a high Iq and I know yuros are too busy letting ingees. PLEASE just give me a job.

Sorry we have no offers of eating burgers.

SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKNIG JOB!! I COULD DO A LOT, I SWEAR!!!!

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we don't go to russia

I don't have job too. I mean, I can find some, but it would be to far from home. Sounds inadequate, I know, but it's important for me.

I had one, but they fired me, and I even didn't resits, because had strong personal reasons to leave.

you probably wouldn't though
>What job can I get that is not fucking trash?
You have no appreciation for work. You would be lazy.

Doest'v even matter if I'm a bad worker or not (I'm at least a good worker, because I care) I would still do better than the average bonobo because the average person is literally retarded. With that said, give me a job.

Should I just go live in the words like Ted Kacizyinksi? Honestly that would probably be best.

Maybe I'll just enroll in the marines. Don't care if I survive or not honestly. Think I'll do that.

Lend your appartment in the US and enjoy your currency exchange power and a comfy life somewhere in Sochi. Nice weather, GOAT parks right on the seaside, good food, mountains 30 miles away, not too heavily populated except for the summer tourist season.

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I'll consider it. Just sent a request to the marines. See if they'll put up wiht add degenacry. Thanks for responding.