/dixie/ - Southern US + Friends

When is it

Santa hats are based

Merry Christmas

Thanks bruv.

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Big piss

...

little piss

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oh shit i'm sorry

No you're not

yeah i can see that, your daddy gave you good advice

Saw a car with an Arkansas license plate litter
Not a fan

should have thrown a molotof at it

>Florida plates
literally always almost have an accident when within a mile of them

Florida more like stupid

Anatolia more like Anusholeicaca

appareantly florida has been taking the most new migrants in USA since 1990 by a landslide
jawja was high up on the list too

my brother told me that appareantly amerilards drive like crazy people
his exact words was ''do you remember Manuel's gas song? yeah its like everyone starts blasting that music when they start driving''

good, I hope both those places get blacked, poo'd, and beaned until there's no recognizable trace of them left

then DISNEYWORLD will come to VIRGINIA BEACH

How do I become a redneck??

iceland has no sun so it might prove to be difficult for you

there's a wide variation. In Virginia we're pretty shit but in Tennessee I thought people were way better. I think Florida and LA have to just be giant piles of burning cars at this point.

I think you said he was in Seattle and I don't know how they drive because Cascadia is irrelevant

>be outside all the time
>accidentally have secks with your gusin :-D
so basically just keep doing what you're doing

but I'm inside all the time

People from the PNW can't drive
Don't know why

being in an igloo isn't being inside
by the way your airport is cute as fuck

Doesn't Iceland raise tons of sheep? Go be a shepherd.

Shepherds are noble, wise men; not Americ*n trailer trash

Redneck =/= trailer trash.

but all trailer trash are rednecks
either way the Kurds should be wiped off the face of the earth

All cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals, all cats are not dogs.

and thats what virginia is also saying you weird autist

Merry Christmas
t. /v4/

Mutlu noeller visegrad

Yeah but he implied I implied that shepherds were comparable to trailer trash by calling them rednecks.

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merry christmas frens

burn in hell c*lifag

Yee

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Santa Claus is Turkish

merry christmas frens
enjoy your carp

be nice to the Canuck you fucking nigger

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suck my ass

no

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Das a weenie

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YEA NIGGA

Absolutely interesting digits

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Do not forget to gas your local fâg this christmas

Keep our christmas safe

There aren't any gays in the prairies tho. What do.

plenty of catholics in canada im sure you can find one near you

forgot to gas the fâg
what do

YEA

youtube.com/watch?v=YY1Byog9d8Q

durkish menes xdddd

>no gays in the prairies
enter South Dakota

I fuckin hope so I had to wear one all evening

Just brutally bumped my left knee into furniture because I jumped out of bed

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Oh hon hon hon

What colour is the bruise?

Mostly red with dark dots where the bumping proper happened
In awe at the violence of the shock tbf but luckily it was a light wooden closet, it moved with my knee

Doesn't sound too terribly bad then. One time I fell backwards on a gravel beach and got a cantaloupe sized rock to the back of the knee and the bruise came in black.

when you get in a fight with furniture and the furniture wins

Hes a Frenchman, pitting him against furniture wasn’t a fair match

When you get in a fight with a furniture and you surrender

Sorry i had to do it please forgive me

Waterloo
More like
Closetloo

A minute has passed lads it's time to DELETE THIS

You too
Didn't notice at first
Pretty sure that closet is as hurt as I am

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Not so fast

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oof

now let's have a look at Herault's digits.

were you looking for these?

ebbin

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Can't wait for that oyster casserole tonight lads

Witnessed

that sounds like quite an endeavor to make lad

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when I took a nap today I dreamt that gorilla-baboon creatures were attacking my friends and when I tried to call 911 they told me to call someone else

ok

why were your friends in detroit

So who did you call after 911?

I think the dream ended after that
that's actually a decent interpretation of the dream

Merry Christmas my beloved friends
may the next year fulfill your best wishes and all the best to you and your loved ones

same to you my rare flagged frend

>rare

>rare

forgot to buy eggnog this year

c and b

Only had nog once when I was a kid.

>reverse your education to a maximum of an 8th grade level
>do meth
>drive an over sized diesel truck you never haul anything with
>only own used furniture
>can´t buy beer over over 2 dollars
>fuck your cat and feel guilty about it

i speak from my personal experience with the fine gentlemen in this region

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>>fuck your cat and feel guilty about it
You know the guy from pic related?

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no i wasnt naming a specific incident, i´ve seen it more than once.

However the only reason I have a pet cat atm is because my friend was gonna use some kittens as clay pigeons. Even I thought it was fucked up, so I took a few and he used the rest for sport.

Your friend sounds like he's got issues

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