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UTG

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Bloody naughty innit

the Emmett Patrick Garcin vid has over 100 views now.

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The so-called gf

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>page 2
don't be surprised when you get nowt but a lump of coal for christmas

crikey

I converted as a teen.

big bum on her

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anime

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for me, it's hoegaarden, the best beer

link

You’re lucky the infamous penguin poster is in the bath scrubbing his bollocks

Not a big fan of the Lord of the Rings desu
bit poo.

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hoegaarden is vile

Big cheesecake in the fridge

Gonna avoid it so I don't pack on the pounds

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6ix9ine is the artist of the year, we've had hits such as KOODA, KEKE, BILLY, TATI and much more

Can't believe we're not gonna get any more from him

t. has never tried it

Watching fellowship of the ring directors cut tonight

biggest meme artist
not artist of the year

i have and i don't like it

HATE

HATE

HATE

JEALOUSY IS A BITCH NIGGA TRAIT

Saddened by how it all turned out

No more.

Was he finally locked up? How long is he going to be away for?

Did that faggot get a life sentence or nah?

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don't believe you

thought he died. didn't someone die?

I'm doing a keto christmas

Just sat and ate an entire chicken in front of my sister's vegan bf.

HE WILL HAVE TO KILL HIMSELF

REMEMBER BOYS:
CALORIES DONT COUNT IN THE HOLIDAYS !! so eat away lads hehehee
xxx
-mam

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YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INNA NET BOI

not sentenced yet but his charges are serious, racketeering, he's going away, no amount of jewish lawyers can save him

although its Christmas I've have been overcome with a sense of sadness and impending gloom
just don't see my life turning out good anymore

>vegan bf
does he look like this?

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Manson? Nothing wrong.
Hitler? Nothing wrong.
Pol Pot? Nothing wrong.
Stalin? Nothing wrong.
Rothschild? Nothing wrong.
Mao? Nothing wrong.

When did you realise you were an old man?

For me?
It's when I heard Fortnite was the biggest game on earth when I hadn't even heard of it before.
Back in my day we had Call of Duty and Nazi Zombies.

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*rises up*

Still haven't finished Christmas shopping but cba to leave the house due to a chest infection I have ad for 3 months now.

pig n blanket by t' tonne, soun guh

Alri fellow white people

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Pretty much.

That's xxxtentacion or lil peep, these zoomers don't have to worry how they'd look at 50 with face tattoos since they can't even hit 30

That other faggot that got gunned down in his I8 outside a motorcycle shop. Then the gunman got raped in prison by his friends.

anyone watching monsters university on bbc one right now haha ?

>tried to peel off the vote labour sticker because are jezza hates the eu

based

you must be a gamer haha

bit gay

haven't watched "tv" in years m8

The bigger the bums the harder my winkle dinkle

Grotesquely obese land-whales excluded

what the hell is this 'Christmas' thing you're all banging on about?

>I8
GAY CAR

his soy hands were too weak

maybe the dingo ate your baby

stfu u cringe cunt and get monsters university on

how old were you at the time

Velociraptors were the real Israelites

Yule

When my mates ripped into me for calling emoji emoticons

46

feed the niggers
do they know it's christmas time?

If I survive long enough to see the beginning of the apocalypse I'm eating so much acid on my way out

how to acquire capital? any ideas?

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26 VF here lads, top this.

>go to japan
>meet a girl who seems to just want to fuck a foreinger(not that I care)
>get to the love hotel
>get in inside and hump a few times
>wake up the next morning, I passed out after drinking too much
>we say goodbye and never speak again

I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR

When I found myself wanting to spend a weekend sitting in instead out on the lash because I was tired from work and it was a reasonable financial decision

Get a job.

'

how much did you pay for this experience?

*covers eyes*

if i don't look at my bank balance it won't hurt

curry house

SCREAMING

love nonce hunters

I'm going to surrender myself to Jesus Christ and be raptured to life eternal, druggie scum

Tax your community and convince them they're paying you for a worthy cause

literally me when I was 18
went out once - ended up sending £40 (without pulling) and never did it again

oof, big yikes from me

about £4k for the whole trip but i stayed for 3 months and travelled all over(including southk orea)

any podcast man in?

If God wasn't cool with LSD he wouldn't have let us have it

need to add "say hi to the fakin facebook viewers ya dirty nonce"

ye

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around me big niggers speaking french, not my idea of christmas time

so basically you're saying you paid £4k for a hug?

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PLA Special Forces? Big Fan.

bad idea
okay idea
excellent idea

mad how we went from every town having a self sustaining economy to building big shopping centres in between towns which sucks all the money and jobs out of the town and gives it to large multinationals
why did they ever think that was a good idea

Mōdraniht or Modranicht (Old English "Night of the Mothers" or "Mothers' Night") was an event held at what is now Christmas Eve by the Anglo-Saxon Pagans. The event is attested by the medieval English historian Bede in his 8th-century Latin work De temporum ratione. It has been theorized sacrifices may have occurred during this event.

No details of the original festival survive though it was mentioned by the 8th century historian Bede. He seemed to indicate that they stayed up through the night. Sacrifices and feasting were quite likely. It may have been a new year celebration.

>21 year old pregnant woman
>Two children in the house
STATE, this soyboy should just get away

which ones you listen to?

dire lad

sort it out

and by sort it out i mean top it

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not saying. u?

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This is all I have to last me until the 28th when I get my next paycheck. I don't know how I am gonna make it lads.

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people still watch football?
yikes

Everyone under the age of 22 has MMA as their #1 now

Tell me how i should neck myself because of my beer choices

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>1 grand

fuck off literal trillionaire

tbf teenagers would love that
you know they've realised like 5 books

I count it as losing it