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The Northern Phenotype

awesome how u do it lad??

yes, although a lot of work from british and irish governments in the 90s and 00s has eased tensions, as well as a growing malaise towards war and conflict in northern ireland from most normal people
brexit might rile things up a bit

Haha sounds like a good idea lad

christmas: sorted

x

loving these early threads 2bqh. keeps things exciting, you just never know when to post your last post haha.

Sort of. You still hear about the odd kneecapping. Parts of certain towns and cities are still pretty segregated, demarcated by either Brit flags/assorted Loyalist paramilitary flags or Irish flags and a million Palestinian flags because muh solidarity.

news at 280 brilliant just what i asked santa for

Merry Christmas lads

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*pedals toward you*

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What’s drumpf up to these days?

Doing an Jow Forumsunitedkingdom browse

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my identity is northern irish

hope you're not planning on having a drink this christmas

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As a muslim can you retract this please?

tweeting on the shitter whilst his family ostensibly do Christmas things

skadoosh

Jeremy Corbyn DOESN'T celebrate Christmas

Pulling out of Syria/Afghanistan and considering firing the head of the fed

>these apes have children and pass off their ape intelligence to the next generation

scary shit

yeah it does haha

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My thrush infection cleared up in 2-3 weeks virtually by itself, its a christmas miracle

Merry fucken Christmas

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MARY POPPINS TIME OH MY GOD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

>my kids don't understand things that kids their age shouldn't understand
>it breaks my heart

Dapper togs

saw the media ree'ing about him pulling out so it's probably a good thing
dunno don't really follow that stuff anymore

omg lads its mary poppins time on bbc 1

is it christmas yet in australia

certainly wont be watching mary poppins

Scrooge did nothing wrong

That lingering and impending sense of dread, knowing that your parents and grandparents never know what to get you for Christmas so you have to brace yourself to pretend to be interested in the present and perform a believable reaction

Wat da fug

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going to an alternate reality

anyone want anything

It's Boxing Day over there now

im a very sad and lonely man

Just cracked open the first tin of celebrations lads, gonna be a good night

he ate meat

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Santa must be fuming right about now, posting about christoilmas and the like haha

Your mum moving back and forth on my cock rapidly

right who's fighting then

guess what city they're from

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why don't you just tell them what you want or at least give them some hints you utter brainlet

Liverpool?

Working tonight lads.

Fucking fuming to be honest. And no I'm not Santa Claus you stupid gits

milton keynes

auckland

fucking BASED

*ahem*

FUCK BOOMERS and FUCK LANDLORDS

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Come off it Rudolph, onle one night a year

The Nazis were national socialists, the commies were international socialists

And the answer is

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LITERALLY me

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KK6sMo8NBY

ring in sick

Rorke is incapable of recovery
Surely a lost cause now

Glasgow

based

yes it's christmas, it's 4.07am

6.07am in the shithole island "country" to the right of us

hell get sacked u silly bugger

Any top fraggers in?

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why post this i dont get it let the police deal with it
unless they rented the room without a credit card or getting their id info

hahaha fat landlord cunts btfo

My students are cute
In a non nonce way, of course

are you up so early because you can't sleep because you're overcome with excitement to open your presents?

L O N D O N

australia? you mean greater new zealand?

how could you possibly be this fucked in the head

love fiji 2bh

Good choice lad, got a bottle of that for my birthday

that's no way to talk about tonga

Bruce on the ropes.

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Can't wait for the boxing day sales and then the january sales, then the spring sales

>Sydney Opal Tower: Thousands evacuated after 'crack'

Wow, it really is a hell of a drug

Once as a kid I couldn't sleep and woke up at 4am in excitement for Christmas
Then I realised it was the 23rd

this unironically still happens to me even though the most I get for christmas from anybody is $50
you just never quite get rid of it

why don't we have boxing day here

everybody loves boxing

and that's a good thing !

You stupid fucking slope

what 40 year old deanos wear

Christmas island?

because you have black friday

since yanks love blacks

bought a sample of creed aventus, would never purchase a whole bottle though

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fake news

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hmm wonder if thats due to the fact that no one wants to live in africa because its a grim little shithole

Okay, so now there's an open tin of celebrations on my desk, are we all gonna sit here and pretend i'm not gagging to demolish half the tub in one sitting?