My family is planning a trip to somewhere in Europe...

No I’m not going to London or paris

Why?

so this is not true?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Why would anyone take a family trip to Iceland? Go to Moortugal or Shitaly.

Iceland is a very popular tourist destination here

don't come here

Spain obviously

barcellona or ou could go in the alps for a trip family

venice is good too

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What's this from?

>Nice red light districts there

Do people unironically like the place?
They are literally all disgusting filthy drug addicts.
Unironically the prettiest whore I saw body-wise was some black chick.
Majority of them were absolutely disgusting, with some average once and only 1 "hot" who was black.

go to here

Come here,its cheap and safe. Ideal for your parents.

Go to Portugal then. Seems nice.

>Do people unironically like the place?
Plenty of people do, I don't get it but places like that make a huge amount of money from tourists.

Paris was exactly like I imagined it would highly recommend

I’ve actually been to Amsterdam before for those reomcomding it

We are full Zhang

blade runner

Take them to Bordeaux

Spain/italy/greece

its my fetish

Portugal too you cunt.

Go to Greenland and visit Greenland user’s mom’s grave.

Netherlands is not where you go with family, maybe cousins in your age group lol.

You go to netherlands to drop pure molly and fuck sluts at rave, first time in Europe you have to go to France/Germany/Spain/Italy for sure

>Portugal too you cunt.
Portugal is a side attraction if u visit spain
Its retarded to limit yourself to portugal when you could also visit madrid

Barcelona is more interesting for tourists

Not really, Madrid is better.

Maybe for living, but Barcelona offers more shit to do and look at. It's just more interesting.

everything in southern europe is shite except for greece

>Barcelona offers more shit to do and look at
I beg to differ.

Barcelona is for the brainlets that want beach tourism
Madrid is way better for cultural tourism and nightlife

Albania

Montenegro and the Dalmatian coastline in Croatia

If you want to be cold as shit and rocks stuck to your feet

>cold as shit
the sea water temperature averages at 25 celsius degrees in the summer, I don't see how that can be considered cold
>rock stuck to your feet
that didn't ever happen to me, but you can always wear water shoes

If you want to go on a proper trip, start in Rome or Venice and proceed from there. Maybe have a nice train ride into Austria or Germany and visit a castle just for the lulz.

If they have never visited Europe, then Italy will blow them away with all the juicy Tourist traps.
Especially Rome and Venice are gorgeous for tourists. Especially the churches. You do not have anything comparable on your continent.

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Go to britbongistan

Hell no

I've been several times, maybe I'm just unlucky. I much prefer sandy beaches with some waves over rocky beaches with boring water.

fuck you shitskin

spain and portugal seem to be nice places to live in and party but theres more to see in Italy o Greece

germany is a shithole
if you want to see more shitskins than in canada, then you can come

I find sandy beaches really boring desu, whereas in Montenegro you have all these amazing hidden beaches and abandoned submarine tunnels

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I suggested to take a train for a one day trip to Neuschwanstein because it is basically the number one tourist trap over here, and tourists love castles.
It is just easy to get to from Italy via overnight train. You never know if OP wants to visit Europe with his family again in the future.

I personally would go Italy and Greece into Slavic countries.

Still a better place than your vast fucking maple syrup wilderness, moosenigger

Lmao I’m sure it is

Don't fall for stupid Jow Forums memes, northern European women are much more feminine and better looking and the best mediterranean country (Italy) is full of old people
Go to the Netherlads

> Shit talking Lisbon

Based and redpilled

Try Açores the greatest gem in Europe.

Netherlands women are 180 cm and masculine jaws I know I have been there

Those are not submarine tunnels but the resting places of the old ones.
You have violated our sacred grounds with your presence, the only way of redeeming yourself is by get double diggets on your next post

>Go to the Netherlads
I genuinely can't think of a lot of fun stuff to do with your family over here. It's not exactly some Dolce Vita country

trains are boring and the weather here is always shit
a cruise from south france to italy and then Greece would be better for a cultured white family
best climate best cultures best people

rocky beaches are shit and so are your hidden shitholes
croatia and montenegro are poorfag slavshit, teen and white trash destinations like turkey

i honestly wouldnt even visit holland even if it was for free
its a shithole

You are absolutely right about the rocks. Not exactly the greatest coastline in Europe.

I do agree Northen Europe girl are good looking but not more feminine then Southern Europe. and Both North and South is full with old people. Everyone over 70 should be shot on sight.

shieeet
please God, help me, I didn't know what I was doing!

>180cm
So? shorter than men
>Masculine jaws
You mean chisseled jaws, miles better than chinlets and horsefaces in southern europe

I really hope your joking

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Are you asian or hispanic? jesus christ imagine being intimidated by a 1.80 girl

No I’m a 1.95 cm man who is white why would anyone want a tall women with a chiseled jaw

>Go to London or Paris to experience real European culture.

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Italy has the most things to see if you stay within 1 country.
Spain is my favorite destination.
If you want to do a round trip you could go to Munich, Vienna, Prague. Which is what I would recommend.
London, Paris and Amsterdam are all connected by a cheap high speed train and cheap flights, so it's also pretty fun to do.

yeah sure man

I did find even Belgium to be interesting so maybe I shouldn't advise in the matter but all Mediterranean countries are unique and interesting. My favorite ones are Montenegro, Spain and Tunisia.

> Southern Europe
> Tunisia

Touche :)

post the real one
with the beautiful white and brown woman and the pathetic crying seething Jow Forumscel in the middle

>1.95 cm
whoah m8 you're teeny. Is everything ok down there?