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christmas eve with anya edition

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Got three weeks off work. Not sure what to do with any of it though.

need them feet on my cock de lads

why do they call themselves dumb shit like this?

The patriarchy is an inevitable result of biology. It was "constructed" by natural selection. Attempts to socially engineer a different reality will end in disaster.

Real matriarchies have never been tried
-carol marx

Read the greeks unironically

Have to work Christmas otherwise the boss said he’d cut the hours on my zero hours contract

Cameron Diaz won £20,000 on a scratchcard once, that's how fucked this world is.

Hitler was Austrian, why do the Germans get such a hard time?

t. not a German

I just won a lifetime supply of Greggs festive bakes lads

Howling desu
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PHWOAR

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She is not on screen for you to ogle, you're supposed to be appreciating the dicrector's vision not raping that poor actress with your eyes

i'm doing both

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STOP MAKING RANDOM NEWS FUCKING FREAKS

>admitting to being a rapist
reported to the NCA

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Do girls know if you stare at them?
Can't take my eyes off this specimen at the next table. Probably have a wank to her when I get home

Toon
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The Christmas roast as it were

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It was a dress rehearsal for no-deal Brexit.

It went poorly

Why are vegans so fucking dumb

there was a study that concluded that one way flight trip from Helsinki to Bangok had the same carbon impact on the environment as eating meat for 8 (EIGHT) FUCKING YEARS

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Most ethical vegans want air travel banned for exactly this reason

Post study

born to be BLACKED

any of you lads know the Gatwick drone couple?

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doing a Crimbo-eve climb session lads before the Crimbo-eve din dins

>lets go back to living like it is 1920

Google says that's 4,897 miles. Meaning that if you're right then each year a meat-eating human causes as much exhaust/carbon as an aeroplane flying from London to Italy. Not total, PER PERSON

That is an absurd amount and should give everyone nightmares, not just vegans.

>lets go back to not existing at all

This is the future you choose if you ignore climate change

It doesn't scare me because it is fuck all. Over 80% of emissions come from 100 corporations and would not be impacted in the slightest by retarded shit like changing diets.

Nah. Climate change will just result in a lot of animal species dying and the middle east becoming uninhabitable. Everyone else will be fine for the most part.

Kill yourself

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Wow you're right, mass extinctions and entire portions of the planet being annihilated, who fucking cares rofl

He's right though, we need these degenerate types out of our gene pool.

I want Anya to have my children

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I don't care because I don't want the quality of life to go down here to save a bunch of retarded oil tycoons and some animals that evolution deemed incapable of surviving.

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

>3 /brit/'s up at the same time
it really is christmas

White latinas dont date blacks

Wrong
I'm not black anyways

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>your daughter will be put in medinas (whore houses ) and you won't go take them back
>it's already like that in England

Why is it that this archbishop knew about muslim grooming gangs back in the 80's ?

Off to Christmas quiz. Wish me luck lads.

Dumbledore was black

NEED a favour bla
please post this on /cric/
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Poleslaw's only gone and done it!!!!

How the fuck is that creature white?

Watching Kelly’s hero lad

Never said she was

All I want for Christmas is Azula.

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Watching that makes me really mad.
Its like fat people dont get it.

I think I'd miss Emmett a lot more than I'd miss Amer if both disappeared

Never talk to the police lads

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that's a lot of genetics

Utterly depressed

is there any "personality" you wouldn't miss? I presume not as you don't appear to have standards

>Poleslaw and Emmett both eliminated before the beginning of the New Year

Gentlemen...

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What is a good way to get your cousin to take off her knickers? Asking for a friend.

Bit cringe

hmmm

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You implied it dumbass

You can work Emmett into an actual seethe, and its very enjoyable. Amer is (was) so narcissistic that it's more difficult to activate a meltdown.

bump x

2019 is going to be THE year.

Cannot imagine how vile that tastes.

i wanted to see it after it's cooked

anyone that sent schizo abuse is getting nicked too

this is the end of /brit/ as we know it

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Who still managed to fuck you up for 800 years, what does that make you then? Lmao...kys You paddy prick

Is Amer dead?

i've got some exciting news for you all lads, you're gonna like it. bit early to reveal yet but stay tuned

watch this space...

he was tryna fuck

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how can one girl be so perfect. look at her feet too. holy moly.

They’ll never take my alive

Lets hope so

>kike tears for christmas
Thanks Uncle Donnie.

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Boggles the mind how anyone could snitch on their fellow /brit/ poster

You can wave it away but we truly do live in a society.

*giggles excitedly and does a small dance to herself*

cannot WAIIIIT~

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the /brit/

She's probably really sweet irl

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lol come off it retard
/brit/ has skirted the edges of the law constantly, especially with reporting Poley to the authorities several times, interfering in Tim Byrne's life, signing Sara up for Tory party membership, the doxxings of several people

this won't be the thing that ends /brit/

sue

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Ooooh yeah, I'm so scared of GCHQ and the mounties. Good luck finding me commieblock.
*dabs*

Unpopular opinion: leave Schizo alone now

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Not like her sicko brother, poor girl

why is /brit/ so utterly USELESS????

Love this aesthetic

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found one of my ex's hairs on my bellend from over a year ago

Yankee candle is somewhat nice but overrated and overpriced

Bath & body works has way better smelling 3 wicks that are a bit cheaper

Niggardly swine

Cringe, as if you did anything you fucking virgin

yeah all this doxxing shit is grim as fuck, moreso at christmas

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There's alot of posters here i don't like but i would never call the police on them

No wonder why suicide numbers are so hight in UK. I mean, look at the state of this shithole of a thread. Pathetic.

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