christmas eve with anya edition
/brit/
posting in this thread
Got three weeks off work. Not sure what to do with any of it though.
need them feet on my cock de lads
why do they call themselves dumb shit like this?
The patriarchy is an inevitable result of biology. It was "constructed" by natural selection. Attempts to socially engineer a different reality will end in disaster.
Real matriarchies have never been tried
-carol marx
Read the greeks unironically
Have to work Christmas otherwise the boss said he’d cut the hours on my zero hours contract
Cameron Diaz won £20,000 on a scratchcard once, that's how fucked this world is.
Hitler was Austrian, why do the Germans get such a hard time?
t. not a German
I just won a lifetime supply of Greggs festive bakes lads
Howling desu
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PHWOAR
She is not on screen for you to ogle, you're supposed to be appreciating the dicrector's vision not raping that poor actress with your eyes
i'm doing both
STOP MAKING RANDOM NEWS FUCKING FREAKS
>admitting to being a rapist
reported to the NCA
Do girls know if you stare at them?
Can't take my eyes off this specimen at the next table. Probably have a wank to her when I get home
The Christmas roast as it were
It was a dress rehearsal for no-deal Brexit.
It went poorly
Why are vegans so fucking dumb
there was a study that concluded that one way flight trip from Helsinki to Bangok had the same carbon impact on the environment as eating meat for 8 (EIGHT) FUCKING YEARS
Most ethical vegans want air travel banned for exactly this reason
Post study
born to be BLACKED
any of you lads know the Gatwick drone couple?
doing a Crimbo-eve climb session lads before the Crimbo-eve din dins
>lets go back to living like it is 1920
Google says that's 4,897 miles. Meaning that if you're right then each year a meat-eating human causes as much exhaust/carbon as an aeroplane flying from London to Italy. Not total, PER PERSON
That is an absurd amount and should give everyone nightmares, not just vegans.
>lets go back to not existing at all
This is the future you choose if you ignore climate change
It doesn't scare me because it is fuck all. Over 80% of emissions come from 100 corporations and would not be impacted in the slightest by retarded shit like changing diets.
Nah. Climate change will just result in a lot of animal species dying and the middle east becoming uninhabitable. Everyone else will be fine for the most part.
Kill yourself
Wow you're right, mass extinctions and entire portions of the planet being annihilated, who fucking cares rofl
He's right though, we need these degenerate types out of our gene pool.
I want Anya to have my children
I don't care because I don't want the quality of life to go down here to save a bunch of retarded oil tycoons and some animals that evolution deemed incapable of surviving.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>3 /brit/'s up at the same time
it really is christmas
White latinas dont date blacks
Wrong
I'm not black anyways
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>your daughter will be put in medinas (whore houses ) and you won't go take them back
>it's already like that in England
Why is it that this archbishop knew about muslim grooming gangs back in the 80's ?
Off to Christmas quiz. Wish me luck lads.
Dumbledore was black
NEED a favour bla
please post this on /cric/
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>inb4 sebbo=blabla
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Poleslaw's only gone and done it!!!!
How the fuck is that creature white?
Watching Kelly’s hero lad
Never said she was
All I want for Christmas is Azula.
Watching that makes me really mad.
Its like fat people dont get it.
I think I'd miss Emmett a lot more than I'd miss Amer if both disappeared
Never talk to the police lads
that's a lot of genetics
Utterly depressed
is there any "personality" you wouldn't miss? I presume not as you don't appear to have standards
>Poleslaw and Emmett both eliminated before the beginning of the New Year
Gentlemen...
What is a good way to get your cousin to take off her knickers? Asking for a friend.
Bit cringe
hmmm
You implied it dumbass
You can work Emmett into an actual seethe, and its very enjoyable. Amer is (was) so narcissistic that it's more difficult to activate a meltdown.
bump x
2019 is going to be THE year.
Cannot imagine how vile that tastes.
i wanted to see it after it's cooked
anyone that sent schizo abuse is getting nicked too
this is the end of /brit/ as we know it
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Who still managed to fuck you up for 800 years, what does that make you then? Lmao...kys You paddy prick
Is Amer dead?
i've got some exciting news for you all lads, you're gonna like it. bit early to reveal yet but stay tuned
watch this space...
he was tryna fuck
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how can one girl be so perfect. look at her feet too. holy moly.
They’ll never take my alive
Lets hope so
>kike tears for christmas
Thanks Uncle Donnie.
Boggles the mind how anyone could snitch on their fellow /brit/ poster
You can wave it away but we truly do live in a society.
*giggles excitedly and does a small dance to herself*
cannot WAIIIIT~
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the /brit/
She's probably really sweet irl
lol come off it retard
/brit/ has skirted the edges of the law constantly, especially with reporting Poley to the authorities several times, interfering in Tim Byrne's life, signing Sara up for Tory party membership, the doxxings of several people
this won't be the thing that ends /brit/
sue
Ooooh yeah, I'm so scared of GCHQ and the mounties. Good luck finding me commieblock.
*dabs*
Unpopular opinion: leave Schizo alone now
corr
Not like her sicko brother, poor girl
why is /brit/ so utterly USELESS????
Love this aesthetic
found one of my ex's hairs on my bellend from over a year ago
Yankee candle is somewhat nice but overrated and overpriced
Bath & body works has way better smelling 3 wicks that are a bit cheaper
Niggardly swine
Cringe, as if you did anything you fucking virgin
yeah all this doxxing shit is grim as fuck, moreso at christmas
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There's alot of posters here i don't like but i would never call the police on them
No wonder why suicide numbers are so hight in UK. I mean, look at the state of this shithole of a thread. Pathetic.
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