LADS

Don't tell me that there is gonna be another shitty economic crisis

Even Kudlow was out talking about how recessions are normal and it's not a big deal.

this

we can only hope it won't be as bad as the 2008 recession

What's that?

It needs to be worse

just normal economic cycles and a graph which doesn't mean jack shit

>mfw pretty mucho no one remembers the terrible economic crisis of the 2000-2002 period when the S&P500 FELL DOWN BY ALMOST 50% OVER THE YEARS HOLY SHIIIIT

Everyone was too busy with crying over 9/11

It doesn't mean shit for the US, but it does mean skyrocketing unemployment and failure of banking institutions in places like Spain.

Yeah, exactly what happened in the year 2000 lol

can anyone explain this to me? i pretended i know stuff about stocks once around friends and now they ask me about that shit all the time and i dont fucking know...........

The smooth line you see is natural growth and where stock prices should be. But if enough people want to buy stocks, then the demand of that stock rises and thus the price (value) of it. Well, as you can see, the jagged line is way above the smooth line, which indicates that people have been buying way overvalued stocks for the past 10 years and now everybody is starting to sell, which can easily cause everybody sell back to the smooth line. That means everybody who bought above the smooth line has lost lots of money, which in turn means less money for those people to buy shit, which in turn means that companies make less profits, which in turn means that people lose their jobs, which in turn means less profits. It's a viscous cycle.

it's just the long term evolution of the S&P500 which is supposed to return to it's mean value (the red-blue line) or some shit like that. I don't know either.

stocks are falling. Like, a lot more than usual.
It does not mean anything by itself (the USA economy is doing well RIGHT NOW), but it anticipates recessions

im reading wiki and other arcticles on what s&p 500 even is
it just calculates how valuable top 500 companies are
and these companies just went to shit

that's what im getting out of this, still reading to find out more

Strap in for 2019 user

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ok after reading wiki articles and visiting investment websites for about 2 hours now, i come to the conclusion:
gold and crypto works when there's crisis

if you look at gold stocks and crypto stocks, that shit is growing while entire america, eu and asia are going straight into deep sewer shit

I'd rather not have them at all for constant 2-3% GDP growth. It's nothing compared to the swings in GDP prior to the 80s, but these periodic hard drops can absolutely fuck retiring workers who are just leaving the workforce.

biz is awesome this time of the year

>oh my god I will only make $70,000 instead of $100,000/year now because some made up numbers on a chart changed, this is a disaster

spoiled first worlders are annyoing as fuck

man im my 3rd hour into reading about stocks, points, indexes, currency exchanges, housing markets and real estate.... i never read any of this shit before, i gotta go to bed to wake up for work tomorrow, but investing is an interesting read

basically gold and crypto is good right now but everything else is going to total shit and next 2 to 3 years are supposed to be super shitty for the investing people

Crypto just crashed 90% lmao

exactly why you should buy. it will recover

>i gotta go to bed to wake up for work tomorrow

that's what you get for being ort*odox

catholics have a day off tomorrow

yep................................. jesus christ thank god i dont invest

but german blue chip stocks and gold is still good investment, no?

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It's happening.

My lifetime return on investment so far is -6%

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imma keep reading about this whole investment thing, its quite fascinating, especially real estate and currency exchange of central banks, but i still think profiting from terrorism is way cooler than being an investor

Sminem has been destroyed.
The Fourth Mind Elevator has been activated through the sublimation of subprime stock quantites.
Bow down to your masters.

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fuck N

>i gotta go to bed to wake up for work tomorrow
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol

Prepare for -100%

oh