How much money do you need to buy friends?

Should never of cut off my childhood friendships.

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Meals and booze costs. I always insist on paying for nights out to incentivize them to keep hanging out with me. Also I'm single and make $60k and they are married and make like 30-40k.

Enough to setup the kind of entertainment space you would enjoy.
Do you like playing board games? You need enough to rent a house in a central area and buy a couch and coffee table and some bowls for chips and dips (never buy a house, keep your assets in BCH where the tax dept and women can't get at them)
Do you like music? You need enough money to buy instruments, put up and for band mates, and bribe a bar owner to let you get on stage and sing some songs.
Do you like making weird porno? You need enough to buy a good quality video camera or two and hire some cameramen, set makers, makeup artists, and mattress actresses

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You have them already! We're all you frens here.

Why would you assume you need to pay for fren, fren?

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I feel sorry for burgers. You guys pretty much have temporary friends in highschool or college then move to another state to find work. In smaller countries youll find people who are childhood friends highscool or college that are still in each others lives.
If you ask me personally i think thats the reason you burgers do mass shootings so much. No consistent human connections

they have facebook

most of us are just Markov chains, Jow Forums posting has been automated since mid 2015

Because we know being 1000 plus miles away from a friend is the exact same thing as hanging out with said friend on a regular basis

im so lonely frens

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This is incredibly true. So many Americans grow up with the same people for years, then go to college hundreds of miles away from each other. Then you get a job half way across the country and you might see your family once a year. It's incredibly sad and I can't believe it's not talked about more as a cause of dysfunction within our country. People are not able to even form long term relationships anymore and so many barely see their family.

just use google hangouts, user
you don't need flesh anymore
the flesh is weak
embrace this hyperconnected world or die alone and neurotic

The "hyper-connected" world makes people neurotic

firstly to mods please keep this up, this is an important topic.
humans are social animals, chatting on the phone or over the net doesnt fill the hole that is physical social interactions
youll never see a chick flick or guy buddy comedy where the friends are 1000 miles apart during the entire movie.
like it or not suicide rates in western countries are rising for this reason. people are still connected but they are not physically engaging each other and its making them mentally unwell.

how many americans can say to someone hey lets go hang out, let go get a drink, wanna check out this new place. You guys cant do that due to how your society is setup for schooling and jobs.
people in scandanian, asian, caribbean countries can because wealth is measured more in happiness and society not solely wealth.

>how your society is setup for schooling and jobs
How so?