/smg/ - Quarter Two Ends In Two Weeks edition

yeaah um lol uhh

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NO WAIT LISTEN. You short JNUG when it moons, because it goes down, yes? Was my last post mildly incoherent? Maybe.

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Comfy you retard nigger, stop betting on random kike commodities and just go long on BAC already

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What's the news?

B-but muh gold and muh silver

Why BAC? Are the Juden planning a pump or somthing?

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When do you think BAC is coming back up? I got like 10 contracts on Friday for $32 leaps. I feel like it hit its bottom bar an economic crash

it's better then to trade xagusd and xauusd if you are into precious metals

youtube.com/watch?v=8OeHrNdK43E

I'm telling ya man do it the start of February, if nothing crashes by may plan on the start of 2020/

I'm buying another 100 shares if it so much as dips 20 cents.

$WWE
PUMP IT

there is absolutely positively no way BAC goes below 28

all banks literally just recovered from 2008 and sitting on mountain of cash ready to PUMP
Look at that cash bitch. Infinite money to you

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No. I don't want to trade precious metals, I want to short the commies post crash.

Crash is happening September or October, as the fates have fortold

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>there is absolutely positively no way BAC goes below 28
In 2008 it went from $51 to $4.
I will never buy $BAC

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But muh statistics and historical precedent around midterms.

I have an extra 11 whole dollars left in buying power, ALL IN BAC calls

5 13 33 25

Betty Crockers

No crash
Experts say POTENTIAL yield curve inversion 2020 and thats it. The gains until then will be large, really large

Comfy are you gonna try twitch again?

>experts
Brainwashed goy. Lunar charts say crash is happening in Fall. GTFO nigger

Not for now, I figured out why my mic input failed. My realtek audio manager rejects OBS studios, so it wouldn't stream correctly.
BUT I'm finally going to come through with THOT interviews!

Is comfy a titty streamer?

*squirt*
Prepare to be small speced as the end of year ralley blows you

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I wish. That's where I tried to do the live call in show, but failed miserably because I couldn't get the mic to work

Setup a twitch and I will donate the ten dollars required to buy a new Mic you goon.

Ten shekels, you say...

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Well at least I can get my comfy fix from YouTube
Search for Comfy_chan

who has the earnings infographic for this week?

Jow Forumswsb stickies it every monday. The one thing they are good for

>Linking to reddit
>neglecting to post new podcasts and live podcasts
>Predicting a crash (anti golden bull)

Where were you when Comfy fell off the deep end?

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Futures just erased most of last weeks gains, just FYI

Where are my dividend bros at? Anyone know any comfy income producing assets outside of the kings and aristocrats?

So alone... So... Alone...

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idk I mention VWOB and NBO all the time is you heaerd me

there werent actually any gains last week
will recover anyway
green week

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GAIN, GLAD, MAIN. Monthly dividends, set stop losses on GAIN and GLAD for like a dollar encase the economy dies, and let MAIN pay you till the end of time.

Tomorrow better not be red.

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TRADE WAR

TRADE WAR

AW SHIT NIGGAS WE GONNA SEE SOME RED THIS WEEK

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>tfw you have a few shares of RUSS so you're safe from crashes

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buy signal

Fuck that, I guess I'll go without it this week

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who here /sogou/ master race?

Thank you sir

$IQ hitting $45 tomorrow

S-STOP IT!!!

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Ooh yeah brother

Would it be wise to buy some put options on nvidia? if im using the term correctly, nvidia saw a huge boom from crypto and i believe it will correct since the crypto craze is over for now. thoughts?

pls no bully, i dont know anything about stock/options/economics in general
>t. low iq

People aren't investing in NVIDIA because of cryptos. They are one of the leading companies in AI and self-driving car.

well it went up 70% in a year, the same time period crypto started to boom. 70% in a year is unusual right?

Not for tech companies on Nasdaq

Hey gamers. Not really sure what my next move should be. I've got 100 to invest and will double my shares of SRC tomorrow and buy more KTOS calls when it hits .25
Other than that, I've been on a good streak. Can't wait to get my first paycheck

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loading up on AMD puts.

I'm still a fan of GEL for a sweet distribution. Yes, they've gotten their asses kicked in the past year. They had to cut the distribution like a lot of MLPs this year. But, GEL is still currently yielding 9.34% with what I think is a solid operating plan for quarterly dividend increases for the next five years. I also think the recent purchase of the Tronox alkali business was brilliant.

Puts on AMD, not buying into the $40 a share meme? Or did I miss an episode on smg?

He's got the touch.

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When is this shit coming to Australia? Its been years, any updates yet?

Me of your dark harvest besmirch ye Erashkagil !

Please gift the market with sacrosanct calamity born from the inky darkness of your black womb.

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Futures are red, tomorrow will be a bloodbath.

AMD will be at $12.5 come July 23th.

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damn look at that girl. you know she aint prayin for anything good

HE'S GOT THE POWER!

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alright boys, someone keeps spamming the learn options meme in every thread that isnt related to crypto. where would i go to learn options, and what would be the best broker for it (non-US so i dont have access to robinhood)

any help would be greatly appreciated

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Set a stop then so it automatically sells if it goes below a certain point. I bought BAC at $9 when all the normies told me I was making a huge mistake, and am sitting pretty as hell right now

avoid tasty trade.

learn the basics of options, and develop a long term strategy. ie, you'll need to both buy and sell options.

Google investing and partnering with jd, buy?

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>r/wsb

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Finished my DD on all of them.

$BNED looks most promising.

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TSLAMD here

TSLA is going to have an insane 3 weeks, the 350 calls for July are looking $$$$$$$
see AMD still on track to 40. I see it hitting choppy waters but probably just goes sideways slightly down. I would be surprised if it ever goes below 15.50 this year.

My plans for insane gains this year are still on track.

No one is going to pay more than $20 for AMD except for some tards on robinhood and it won't be enough to sustain it.

wait till end of year

are you the user with $20k sunk into it?

Any thoughts on ABMD (abiomed) or RRD (RR Donnelly sons)?

Both look pretty good short-term but the former "looks" overbought.

I've only been in the stock market for four months so I really appreciate any thoughts on these.

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I'm ready to get JUST'd tomorrow.

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"sunk" into AMD doesnt process.

>AMD doesn't process

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I appreciate Tastywork's $1 contract commissions but shit is the UI god damn awful. I don't get how they figured it was intuitive. They were nice enough to let me gamble away my Roth at least.

Good morning /smg/

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That espresso looks incredible

You're croissant looks awful but nice espresso cup

Anyone see the article about jd.com? Basically chinas version of amazon and Google just invested $550 million into it over the weekend. Shits gonna pop during premarket.
Also, join me long on $USCR

Hoping to see the Dow go down this week

Actually the croissant is delicious but the expresso is meh.
Currently on hold putting money in stocks until I pay for my flat, market is pretty sideways it seems.

I had been thinking about buying a house somewhere around DFW since some are pretty cheap right now, but I have a hard time not putting my money into investments in this market. Apartment life isn't too bad.

I've grown up in a flat, used to live in a house for a previous job and I really hated it. I'm pretty used to countryside since my family has an old farm in the boondocks, I love spending time but I can't live there.

imagine being short on TSLA and seeing this tweet.

Elon just confirmed his stock is gonna tank for 3 weeks

3 words
Stanley Black and Decker.

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You don't understand markets.

How’s oil going this week boys?

I think now is a good as time as any to exit energy.