OHHHH WAGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make sure to go to bed extra early so you're not late for your slavery, I'll be relaxing in my luxurious bedroom that I don't need to pay a dime for (: maybe I'll play some vidya once I wake up. I really do pity your kind, why do you slave your life away? Is it really worth it?
OHHHH WAGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make sure to go to bed extra early so you're not late for your slavery...
Lincoln Rogers
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Samuel Baker
Thanks for the reminder bro I'm just about to go to sleep
Yes it's worth it, I have my own flat and can afford to have a social life, girlfriend, go on holiday, buy stuff like nice clothes
Gabriel Watson
Because it allows me such luxurious as traveling the world, buying real-estate, have having a gf, and most importantly buying more crypto. What's it like having to never traveled further than 10 miles from your mobile home?
Make sure you budget your parents weekly $20 allowance for that new Pokemon Blue game for the ninteno switch you want & to throw away those used piss bottles.
Dominic Price
I'll join you in a few years, NEET. Only, I'll have a rock solid portfolio of my own to rely on instead of being cucked by a government check or the Bank of Mom and Dad.
Nathaniel King
no worries op, i can afford your "luxurious" one room apartment. it's on me.
heading out to the bay for drinks and sushi with the new gf. later homeboy. have fun with the video games (:
Isaac Anderson
You have 2 go back nigga
Ayden Martinez
Unironcially still sore from wage cucking last week
Alexander Turner
What do you do? I'm in the IT department for a year now just at a helpdesk. Not sure where to go from here but realizing that $15 an hour isn't enough to do shit
Easton Lewis
the absolute state of wagies
Kayden Young
>be sysadmin
>all I do is monitor charts on a second monitor
>so whatever I want on my primary monitor
>allowed to work from home most days
>make six figures
The most /comfiest/ job to ever exist
James Flores
ice that jaw, nigga
Tyler Rivera
>TFW only having 2 monitors in 2018
Nathan Powell
LMAO look at the wagie coping. The absolute state
Julian Thomas
shit working at a helpdesk is my unironic goal in 12 months when i finish my diploma lmao
how do u even work your way up from that point anyway?
Andrew Sanchez
average day of a neet
Jacob Hill
im almost jealous. If only you could do it remotely and set your own schedule
Owen Flores
Got a tertiary and quaternary monitor as well, though they're more for keeping other processes running that I want to keep visual tabs on
Anthony Allen
sysadmin ftw
I love my job
Charles Cox
Moving to Washington State next month and then I'll be 100% remote
Nice to see another sysbro here
Julian Wilson
what qualifications do you niggers have? and how long have you been in the industry?
Jason Baker
>Yeah I get paid six figz to browse Jow Forums and look at graphs!!!
Stop coping wagie, if all you do is "look a graphs" and get paid 100k+ to do so the company you're working for won't be in business much longer. You are oversimplifying your slavery duties.
Austin Russell
From where?
Wyatt Cruz
just came back from Tokyo where I fucked a few adorable asian escorts and ate glorious food without caring about money at all. Yes it's worth it.
Xavier Hernandez
36 years in the industry
Colton Campbell
I worked at a help desk for 4 years how do I transition to be a sysadmin? What certifications should I go for?
Zachary Russell
now now, don't be ragies
you invest in crypto yet your poor wagie brains can't even make the connection with neetdom. this is why you need a good sleep
friendly reminder while you were slaving away for mr.shekelstein, the NEET found out about bircoin in 2010 while playing WoW, and accumulated a few hundred BTCs through his cunning skills selling video game items
because he had the free time to do proper research, the NEET knew to store his bitcoins in a wallet he owned the private key for, and he didn't get goxxed
the NEET is always looking to expand his mind, which is why he threw a few BTCs here and there at promising projects, like the ETH ICO
while voicing exact figures would be crass and beneath the NEET, needless to say he won't need to work anytime soon, nor will his descendants (but he might still make wagie pay for the child he's planting into wagie's gf while wagie is at work. it's important to let wagie feel important in his provider role)
now chop chop, wagies! if you work well, your yearly bonus will let you get a few more shitcoins. you'll even get to see them pump a little bit, just before NEETs pull the rug from under you with a massive short+dump. it's good for the wagie to have hope
Dylan King
alright nevermind
Aaron Ward
salut
bit over 10 years
I kinda tricked my first boss into hiring me lol
Anthony Howard
r/sysadmin
Isaiah Sanders
good post till ''he's planting into wagie's gf while wagie is at work''
3 of 100 Neets shitposting at Jow Forums will ever reproduce in their lifetime
Hudson Reed
NORMIES LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Josiah Phillips
I've got a degree and work as a business analyst in a bank. Quite a bit of coding involved but you need communication / soft skills too.
It's a fairly comfy office gig, 9-5 with an easy commute and working from home days. Also frequent business trips involved for some glamour, staying in nice hotels and dining out on the company credit card. It does impress girls when you say "sorry, cant meet this week I'm in ____ on business"
Hunter Robinson
There is a very large market and opportunity so I think it's a good way. And yeah plenty of companies look to promote from the helpdesk, I have a few job offers with $20 + but they were hour commutes or I got passed up.
Way to work your way up depends, either more certs or just look for openings in the company and try to wiggle in by proving yourself.
Joshua Ward
lol have fun at your shit jobs Wagies
I have full time experience as a Neet and a Wagie, and I can tell you Jobs suck ass no matter where you work. I would be a neet any day
Brody Price
I also have full time experience with both and I say you're wrong bitch
Adrian Peterson
aww wagie loves his job? I bet you've worked maybe 2 years tops. You dont even realize how shit a grown up job is yet
Noah Taylor
It's getting late you shouldn't be wasting your energy here user. You're gonna need all the energy tomorrow. Your wifes weekend getaway with her girlfriends(and raul) isn't gonna pay itself.
Josiah Long
are you just saying this to motivate people to want to get rich with cryptos or are you actually this sociopathic
also see
Jonathan Anderson
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOURE A FUCKING DEGENERATE AND YOU WONT EVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING
Joshua Sullivan
>buttblasted by a frog in a blankie
Colton Jenkins
I'm heading out for drinks with a hottie I met on Friday. I'll probably work from home tomorrow since we're going to be up late. Have fun masturbating to hentai little neet. I'm sure you won't commit suicide when you turn 35 and you're still a fat pimply virgin living with your mom :)
Brandon Barnes
Posts like this will be on your mind in the future. Careful user.
Kevin Mitchell
>be NEET
>going to bed at 6AM to the sound of wagecucks driving to work
I can hear them how they leave the buildings and get in their little wagecuck mobiles and drive to work.
its top comfy
Joseph Hill
And you don't realize how sad actual long term NEEting is, larping college child.
Being a wagie sucks dicks, but being a NEET failure is even worse.
This was my literal lifestyle at some point. It's anything but comfy.
Isaac Allen
depends how you spend your time as a NEET. I get up early in the morning and work on my skills and do fitness. I wanna be a digital nomad fag in the near future.
Carter Ramirez
People who go to sleep at 6AM don't spend their time in any productive way.
You have very good chance of becoming nomad once you get kicked out. Don't know about digital.
Jayden Lopez
have fun at work fren
Jordan Clark
Wagecuck traffic is the fucking worst. Everyone drives like a moron because they don't want to be late, but they left the house late.
Brayden Rivera
>falling for the alcohol jew.
>falling for the roastie jew.
Kek have fun drinking overpriced poison with a "hottie" i guarantee you she's a whore, I actually have a pure teenage gf with no previous sexual partners/relationships other than myself, have fun with roast beefs.
Nathaniel Lopez
im from spain so i cant afford any of these even if had a job, so I NEET it out and spend my time improving my adsense ad revenue, eventually I will make more money than you doing nothing through passive income
Matthew Morris
You peasants make me sick. I literally just spent the last 6 hours hanging out with 2 cuties who want my dick so bad. I pulled up in my vette in Santa Monica and they hopped in no questions asked. Yeah my vette is a two seater but these are supermodels so they both fit in the passenger seat comfortably. You’ll never make it if you keep coming onto this board. Have a good one fellas. About to hang with my main right now and eat surf n turf
Elijah Bailey
Hah, ok fag I don't even get up till 9A.M. I roll into work at 11 A.M. (the time I should have started my shift) spend an extra 5 mins getting changed into uniform and if people ask why I'm late I just say "Austism" I do my 6 hours at £8.00 per hour (excluding tips) go home in my moderately priced corsa (paid for by autism bucks) and fap to hentai check my stocks and go to bed before waking up at 2 A.M. to game with my American friends.
Yes it's called work life balance you nig, something you could deal with having.
Dominic Davis
I find 6 hours to be the perfect amount of time, just before the tipping point of being completely over it
I would happily work 7 days a week on 6 hour workdays
Henry Gonzalez
nice cope
thanks for paying for my welfare wagies, much appreciated
Jayden Wilson
>about to make a smug pepe wagecuck thread
>mfw theres already one up
you're going gods work, whoever you are
Nathan Gray
FUCK OFF DUDE
Luis Hughes
These threads are only here for losers to cope about the fact they contribute nothing to society and unironically hate themselves for it deep down.
Blake Hall
It's not fucking fair to wagies. Some of us aren't born into families where they can afford to feed you while you stay neet at home.
Hunter Robinson
Who is the greatest NEET in history?
William Myers
Nigger. I work in finance. If I get tired or bored at work, I have hookers on call to suck my dick under my desk.
Stay salty nerd-virgin NEET
Christian Johnson
nigger no one wants to contribute shit to other random fucktards, they want to make money
Daniel Harris
the cope just gets heavier and heavier
Kayden Rodriguez
NEETs can't even support themselves.
Ian Richardson
I, uh, like my job? But I'm not petrified of interacting with people outside the internet, which as far as I can tell is a verboten thing on Jow Forums
Gavin Perry
yes NEETs are bacteria tier
ultra tier is being a crypto trading made-it filthy rich NEET
That's what 95% of people really want
Andrew Garcia
but only 2% will ever get
>if you entered crypto this year you will never be apart of the 2%
Easton Myers
certs are worthless imo >t.100k systems engineer
go learn python, kubernetes, AWS
Ryder Powell
I enjoy my job because i am alpha as fuck. Enjoy your bed , beta cuck
Jacob Diaz
oh deary me, someone has the ragie wagies
Thomas Reed
yeah until all that charts goes red... on a holiday
Andrew Rodriguez
fellow non-wagie here...
you laugh now...
you'll labor, soon enough...
the ego has a way of punishing itself for BS like you're pulling right now, OP.
You'll even manifest it yourself...
And then you'll cry... trust me...
Long and hard...
Try not to kill yourself...
no use in another cu.ck becoming another statistic... do it quietly if you have to.
Chase Perez
It's the little things....
Owen Ross
>when anons shitpoast so hard they accumulate centuries worth of karmic punishment for mocking the wagies.
Owen James
Don't really like waging but I also hated how bad I was with people before I started working. Definitely a skill you are forced to pick up and helps you with girls.
Ian Barnes
Just got home from riding the train to a training day in the city, now I have 3 whole hours before I have to go to bed to not be tired for tomorrow
Carter Foster
never seen such a hateful post, why do you like it if others suffer? even here, in this place - in the internet, where ppl with same principles or mindsets like you, you hate.