You peasants make me sick. I literally just spent the last 6 hours hanging out with 2 cuties who want my dick so bad...

You peasants make me sick. I literally just spent the last 6 hours hanging out with 2 cuties who want my dick so bad. I pulled up in my vette in Santa Monica and they hopped in no questions asked. Yeah my vette is a two seater but these are supermodels so they both fit in the passenger seat comfortably. You’ll never make it if you keep coming onto this board. Have a good one fellas. About to hang with my main right now and eat surf n turf

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is it very bad if i would rather envy one of those cuties than you...

what's that an 2010?

CHAD FUCK OFF. THIS BOARD IS FOR NEETS ONLY

>drives a c6
Disgusting

You're lying so hard right now.

I actually LIVE in santa monica. I stay at the shores hotel. And i've never seen an idiot with a black soft top vette running around town with hot bitches like you say.

Base models are turds. Fucking plebians.

2/10 LARP, you're not pulling no bitches with that old ass Corvette

I'll take my wrx over that shitbox anyday

And fit more sloots in it too!

That's like a 10k Corvette lmao

You’re literally flexing with a $20k car. Wow.

Face it fellas, OP is the coolest person ever to come to the internet

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True. I just KMS’d because I’m jelly

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA shut up faggot.

I live in santa monica, literally one block from the promenade. A corvette in SM makes you look like a low brow retard, only boon fucks drive those pieces of shit in LA. If you're going to larp, try to know something about the area you're attempting to larp from poor fag loser lmao.

LoL little ass nigga keep trying
>this is my flying to hawaii first class

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This. Obvious larp is obvious. You need a 6 figure car to show off in santa monica. If you do even wizards can fuck 10/10 qts. It's one of the most shallow places on earth. It's beautiful and has the hottest chicks I've ever seen though.

And this
>I live in Calabasas and even I know not a single santa monica bitch would be impressed by riding in corvette when every broke ass nigga has lambo or rolls roys near promenade there
>me at venice beach picking up thots

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YOU CAN'T AFFORD A PORSCHE 911 CABRIO? HAHAH WAGEKEK U FAGGOT!!

I can pick up more qt's with my scooter than you can in that gay ass car lmao

going on anonymous message board to post made up stories somehow makes him feel better about himself.

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Proof faggot

Easiest bait ever.

> apparently has this amazing chad baller life
> OH OH OH I KNOW, I'LL TELL THE GUYS ON BIZ ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER I AM
It's not like your post is just one of your recurring hallucinations after you sniff too many mince fumes at the burger flip line eh buddy? No one would come on here and lie!

How about boxters?