What did you lads do with your earnings?

What did you lads do with your earnings?
Me:
>Built myself a Ranch in Montana
>Every morning I wake up at 4:30 AM and I wake up my dad
>We go out and feed the pigs, chickens, horses, and goats
>Go back in after sunrise
>Take a long shower while mom cooks breakfast
>Eat (usually eggs, bacon, veggies, biscuits and gravy, and ham)
>Play vidya till 2:00 PM
>Go out and interact with my animals
>Go to my gym and lift
>Go out at 5:30 PM
>Watch a movie at the theater or mingle with buds
>Once a week fuck a city thot whos into "Rancher/Cowboy" types
>Sleep comfortably after watching some cartoons
>Repeat

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How do i start living the rancher life
I have some serious dinero in my bank and want to do what you do bro.

oh please

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Just do it
Theres no real time or way to start

I bought in @ 1.5k and sold at 18k, then I reinvested it all into chainlink.

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based ranchchad
nice of you to have your senile boomer parents take care of your property too

your earnings in crypto paid for this ranch? your parents live there, how old are you

Thats not even what the bigboys that post here have
I own 2 cabins in Sedona Arizona
Right by the river
Im 26 years old and I have enough money to retire for 3 lifetimes

Cela bien dit, […] mais il faut cultiver notre jardin

>Spending money to live like a poor man

Holy shit milk farm

>Play vidya till 2:00 PM
>vidya

I don't think there's any word that sends me into a rage like "vidya". gay ass word that only a complete fucking faggot would use

If I ever heard someone other than a girl say that IRL I probably couldn't stop myself from beating them to death

Hahahahha

Showering with your dad seems like a weird thing to do.

No thanks I like fast internet

What's wrong, user? Aren't you proud of being a GAMER?

>Jow Forums
>earnings

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also my first thought

And then you send the animals to a slaughterhouse so you can fatten up burgerland

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Jesus Christ. Someone made this because they thought it was "epic". Then you saved it. Then you posted it.

This has to be a larp. Only euro/aussie fags say vidya...

I say it ironically

its cold as fuck in montana. downvoted

>wake up 4:30 am
jesus I would rather kill myself

doing the same thing every day AFTER making it would make me want to shoot myself
gotta keep moving man

>What did you lads do with your earnings?

Buy a "homestead" at some point. Keep my apartment in the city and rent it out for a profit of ~$1000 a month and keep my other investments in stocks.

Do you need to go to farmer school before starting a ranch?
Or can you just learn everything you need to know by hand.

>he doesn't understand the important things life
it's okay, sport, one day you'll figure it out.

It's tongue in cheek humor you aspie

I pray this is true.
I pray this is untrue.

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