>american cousin visits for the holidays
>wears shoes everywhere
>even to bead
>eats cereal in bed 24/7
>watches handegg on his phone everywhere
>only agrees to drink bottled water
>has never seen fish served with the head and lost appetite
>dreasess up in youtuber merch
Why does America corrupt people in one generation this badly?
You’re cousin just sounds like a faggot that’s all. I do wear my shoes everywhere though.
>fish served with the head
barbaric and disgusting
>watches handegg on his phone everywhere
what state is he from? It's the last week of the regular season and this could be why
> wears shoes everywhere, even to bed
> eats cereal in bed 24/7
Beat him. Severely.
ask him to boil some water and see what he does
>>fish served with the head
>barbaric and disgusting
Niggerfaggot.
> in one generation
Did you imply that your cousin got corrupted this fast or that previous generations of Americans are better than zoomers/millenials?
I don’t get it. Do Americans boil water differently?
Only subhumans do that. It's like serving a whole chicken with the head in tact
we boil it in the microwave like everybody else he is just butthurt
>we
I boil it in a pot on the stove like a normal human
Mutts never boil water. They put ice in water.
I think americans are really hit or miss
they're either not insufferable or really far in the deep end of normie faggotry
>only drinks bottled water
they think european water is dirty and contains parasites, they don't know about their own poisoned fluoride water or estrogens in plastic bottles
there has to be something in the water that makes you all sissy homos
> in the microwave like everybody else
Nigga, there's a surprise waiting for you.
>boil it in the microwave like everybody else
Instead of Autistically stalking him you should talk. He also thinks your house is dirty and your water is bad.
That American doesn't represent the rest of us.
Wow he sounds just like me.
I boiled water tonight for my pasta. No ice.
They boil it at 212 degrees when the rest of the world only uses 100.
Imagine not using the metric system when it is one day before 019M3.
I dont do any of these things. My parents would have beat me if I wore shoes in the house. I never ate cereal. I drink tap water all the time. I always eat fish with the head. But my parents immigrants from Russia/Korea.
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kek
>we boil it in the microwave like everybody else he is just butthurt
Do kettles not exist in America? I always thought this was just a meme.
Mutts don't know about tea so why would they know about kettles?
I use mine for cooking too. Not just for tea or coffee.
Instead of waiting on a pot to boil for pasta, I simply add boiling water from the kettle. Maybe these mutts also don't know how to cook?
>we
>like everybody else
Mutts don't cook, there are tons of good frozen precooked food in malls. You need microwave and voila.
>in one generation
lets not tell lies
yeah that totally happened, bro
too poor to own a macrowave?
the fuck is a kettle
Fucking kek'd
how the fuck do you know what mutts do, you retarded slavshit?
based
Be a real man faggot
>flouride water
Sadly New Zealand government fluoridates our water. Anyone who criticises this practice is seen and treated as a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist. Too many NCPs here.
Boo!
It's this wonderful device found in the kitchens across Europe that, wait for it, is dedicated to boiling water.
Usually takes around 45-75 seconds depending on make and model.
For tea in particular I use this special device
yes we have kettles he's just fucking with you
>americans microwave their shoes
>americans cut the head of their fish to serve it because they are afraid of looking into his eyes
kettle is a british isles thing i think, ive never heard of other europeans using it
Don't listen to them, user. Microwaving a cup of water is a quick and effective way to heat up water.
In Austria you do
>American cousins come to Christmas dinner
>They bring cans of Mtn Dew and some American pop I've never heard of
>Don't take any vegetables
>Constantly talk about Donald Trump and how bad he is
>None of them dressed even remotely nice
>im gonna keep something of the animal that im not gonna eat
Kys
the head of the frying sardines is the best part
so crunchy
here we say that eating the head of a fish makes you smarter heh
Can't believe we have so many newcomers here.
You're falling for shitposting.
>american cousin visits for the holidays
>refuses to suck my dick
What's wrong with any of that?
No one wants to be reminded the thing theyre eating was alive. Take off the head
>>only agrees to drink bottled water
Guilty as charged. But only because I don't trust the well water at home.
you are trying to dellude yourself from the truth
do americans also cut the head of shrimp off?
Yeah they dont serve shrimp with the head here unless it's from an ethnic shop.
>pre-peeled shrimp
i think its "fresher" if you peel it right in the moment before you eat it
do you peel it before cooking it or after? it sounds handy if you dont want to get your hands all messy
I usually buy it raw with shell and take it off myself. Never comes with a head either
Did you hide your stock of kinder eggs?
Kettles are difficult to use.