30 in 30

You have 30 seconds to draw a 30 year old boomer from memory. Honor system in effect.

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what age are boomers fellow smooth brains

in this thread, they are 30 years old
try to draw one in 30 seconds and post your result

I can't remember how I looked 10 yrs ago :(

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I enjoy this rendition, but it lacks the grotesque quality of the original works. The smooth lines grant the appearance of competence and mental stability that we know a true 30 yo boomer lacks.
This work is quite an original take on the subject matter, and is much more emotional. I believe the artist decided to forgo the use of clearly defined lines in order to capture the true state of mind of the 30 year old boomer who is having a mid life crisis and is reeling from the horror of another 30 years of wageslavery in front of him.
A faithful recreation. Slovely, overweight, beady eyes. Jagged lines and presence of carbonated beverage inspire rightful loathing.

i can't draw for shit

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the best I could do in 30 seconds

drawing skill is not a requirement to capture the essence of the true 30 year old boomer
you have done a fine job
the blank, caffeinated stare and thinning hair are quintessential boomer-core

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these are all self portraits arent they

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u got me

This is an interesting work. Are those fat rolls, clothing? It's monstrous. The misshapen mustache is quite eye catching.
Well done.
first one I have saved so far

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its his shoulders

he lifts to compensate for baldness

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how come we have so many artists (left side thinking) on a business board (right side thinking)

i'm willing to bet that art skill is directly correlated with buying chainlink.

good at art = more emotional = bought chainlink

I-I don't know how to draw...

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ok

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something seized hold of me and I made this
sorry

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Fantastic reinterpretation

I tried again. Took a bit longer than 30 seconds though.

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>unknown consequences await those who meddle with such powers
>but only if you reply to this post saying "THANK YOU BASED BOOMER OF CRYPTO"

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>implying any of yall niggas took 30 seconds to draw those with a mouse

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He said draw a Boomer not trevon james

jokes on you I took 30 with a trackpad

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I fucked this up I realize, so I went over time adding speech bubbles

>Rolling for dubs... uhh... should I buy Ripple?

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> mom look I did it

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You youngens need to learn patience.

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Get out of here nigger

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[glasses and can were overtime]

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this is an incredible thread

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Honestly if we just spammed images of old people saying to do this, boomers would probably be more inclined to invest.
Anything coming from a young person is immediately discounted. Cartoon or otherwise.
We need boomer pro-bitcoin memes

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boomers gonna boom

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>Mcdonalds can
lul

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Audible kek

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lol

Brb drawing a picture of myself I am exactly 30 years old and poor too I lost $7000 in crypto and never made even a penny even though I began trading it back in 2012

brb 5 mins

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kek

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>the 30 yo boomer from alpha centauri
welcome to earth, have you tried a monster energy drink?

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here ya go pals, this is literally me.

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Mfw ken Olsen was amazing and that’s kimda outta context.

I was banging his granddaughter for a while.

>that ancient astral boomer who still believes in bitcoin

feels
lol we fucked millenials hard and they become bigger and bigger pussies for it
Did we break them? Unexpected bonus lulz 20 years later

Here guys I made a fully body accurate pic. Bad part is I didn't exaggerate at all and it's all true.

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Those brown spots on my head are scabs I keep picking that haven't healed in about 8 months now.

The tick bites are accurate in size, placement, and quantity.

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This is so me.

Top 3 CMC to be:
1. BCH
2. XMR
3. ETH

>Thank you based Boomer

literally me in 2 years

30 seconds actually.

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wew lad

kek

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EOS to be 35 USD/0.004BTC (whichever higher) by EOY.

>ffs tfw 29 and other than the tick bites pretty spot on cunt

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