ITT: we pretend we are ignorant Westerners and talk about countries like they would talk. I shall start with Servia

That's, like, near Brazil right?

Brazil? They like have the soccer World Cup there right? I hope Barcelona win

Egypt? Isn't there like a war there?

New Zealand? Isn't that in Africa?

Is Macedonia near like Sweden?

The Baltics and the Balkans - I always confuse the two!

Poland and Hungary are the saviors of the white race

>Thank you Budapest, thank you Romania! You've been great all night

Bulgaria?!??! That's like in Asia, right?

Montenegro? How can the UN allow such a name?!

Tunisia? That's in the middle east right

what do you mean Slovenia and Slovakia are two different things?

>eastern europe? aren't those people all
descendants of turks?

>ignorant Westerners
Are people more informed and educated elsewhere?

I love Brazil, it's my favorite country in africa

Spain? They're Fascist and can't have feminism and pro-migrants can they?

Singapore? what even is that, an island of Indonesia?

>all of this third world cope
feels good living in the only relevant country on earth

Macedonia? Isn't that a fruit salad?

no joke they are dude.

Hungary? Isn't that the country Hitler is from?

Malta? Those knights are cool!

kek, very nice

What do you mean by westerner? I live in north Italy

Turkey? Is it Thanksgiving everyday there?

Guys where the fuck is Prussia I can't find it on my map

I guarentee average Chinese knows more about the west than average westerner knows about China.

thats a good one

I'm from Georgia, and have spent significant portion of my life in the state.
Am i really meant to think of some foreign country when i hear the name?

Yep. Australo-Hungary was the great empire.

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The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) in 1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn).

Nice meme.

When I was doing an internship in Shenzhen my 74 year old host grandmother asked if we have potatoes back in the UK
Told her yes but the Irish don't

Like what? Try to impress me.

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That's because China is the second most old country in Earth with all these dinasties and shit.

The USA won the world war!

Yes. If you talk to literal 74 year old peasant they won't have an idea. Well done.

Well for starters we are taught western history in China. Westerners do not learn Chinese history. So that is a huge imbalance immediately.

"that russian"

>Westerners do not learn Chinese history.
>I guarentee average Chinese knows more about the west than average westerner knows about China
Kekus

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Do you have a point?

That's because china is an irrelevant shithole and Europe is the only place that matters.

Maybe for Americans it's fine to think of the state,
But for people outside of the U.S, it's odd for people to identify more with their state than their country itself.
You should just say you are from U.S.A, not "Georgia" specifically.

So for the other 95% of people on the planet they should really be thinking of the Georgia(country) when told

from my experiences with chinese people, they should focus more on learning English instead

>Oh! Prussia! Like Poland-Russia combined!, right?

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From my experience with Slavs, you should focus on making sure your daughters do not grow up to be whores.

Maybe in 1800, not now.

this but unironically

You speak a western language
You dress in western clothes
Even your government accepts a western ideology as its core
Your shit cultures is utterly irrelevant, it was in 1800 and it is now

>Kazakhstan? Is it like in Russia?
People in America legit don't know that Kazakhstan is an Independent country or where it's located on the map. It's like they've never seen the map of the world.

aww, truth hurts huh?

Don't the vast majority of Chinese believe drinking a cold drink will make you sick?

>You speak a western language
I speak 7 languages. It would be weird if one was not western considering how much interaction there is between China and the west.
>You dress in western clothes
I like the way that Spain is claiming that British clothing is western generally.

>Even your government accepts a western ideology as its core
Maybe in theory. In practice Chinese government is the same Confucian bureaucracy it has been for millenia.

>Your shit cultures is utterly irrelevant
Like when we buy half your country.

Koreans believe you die if you sleep with a fan on in the same room as you. People are superstitious.

>Indonesia ? Wtf is that ?
>Ohh, Bali huh. It's a beautiful place
Everytime my dad went to Western countries

Surely not in Australia tho right?

Tons of Australian teenagers go to Bali for schoolies every November. They should know where it is on a map...

>I like the way that Spain is claiming that American clothing is western generally
Well, yes, America is a melting pot of Europeans after all.

It is not American though. What is normally considered western clothing was invented by the British. For example, suits.

Unironicaly this

You wear suits casually?

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It's Australia,you're giving too much credit

Some people have to wear suits for work. In Asia suits are the standard for professionals.

>my step brother unironically still thinks Yugoslavia exists
Oof. I thought only boomers got confused at which countries still existed and which didn't.

>Spain? I love Lucha Libre!

Now say it without crying chink.
No matter what you do, you'll always be inferior to us.

This. No one knows Bali is an island of Indonesia, they think it's "That place with cheap alcohol and cigarettes" and that's about as far as their assessment extends

>Sofia? That's a woman's name!

>Where can I buy chewing gum in Singapore?

Is this a problem to buy a gum in Singapore?

And praise Buddha!

There was a girl in my class in high school that seriously thought Bali was an Aegean island

Bulgaria? Isn't that Eastern Macedonia with funny accents

Israel? That’s where all the secret Jew gold is hidden right?

Chewing gums are forbidden in Singapore

>haha I love the Balkan, my favourite country

>Bangkok? more like bang cock

>Aegean island

Ah yes, Bali is GREEK clay

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Ignorance is the ultimate redpill

What's a bali

>Poland? Isn't that like in Russia?

No I think it's in latin america they look like people from there

Serbia is evil and genocidal. Croats are white.

Lel. Barbaric.

She was completely certain about it, too. Someone questioned her about it and she didn't budge.
Just uttering the word Bali made anyone laugh after that.

>Lithuania? Isn't that like, in Africa?

You wish, nobody knows about the knights.
I once heard my father say:
>Malta, isn't this the island divided between Turks and Greeks?
But most westerner just think about holiday resorts when you mention Malta

t. butthurt frog eater

>Niger? What kind of country named after a racist slur?

Chile? Ah, chilay con carne. Yes I love mexican food

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>oh yeah, i've been multiple times to....y-you know...

if you tell a chink you're form south africa they ask you why you arent black

Bosnia? Isn't that in Africa or something?