Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolution

Ask CIA about your New Year's Resolution

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Am I going to be able to have sex with someone else other than my fwb?

Will I marry my GF?

oof

Will I finally learn that new language?

Should i kill myself?

Will I see my boyfriend in Greenland based Bane?

am i going to get jacked to make all the sloots wet ?

Will I still be khhv by 2020?

>it doesn't matter

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Will i make it?

Will I get a job soon?

>Will i make it?
>4U
what did he mean by this?

hahahhaaa

Should I kill myself next year?

Am I a big guy?

You will make it but it will be a personal journey of self improvement, no one will come and save you.

If your boyfriend isn’t a Dane, he needs to be genocided. Also you better be a chick

Did I make a mistake?

Will I lose my virginity?

will i finally make it?

Spook

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Can I drop 80lbs, move out of my parents house, get a gf, and get a salaried career before Dec 31 2019?

Do I have a chance with this Catholic qt or at least who looks like her?

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Looks like getting caught was part of my plan

You're a big guy.

Will I get gf?

well I not be alone again in the next New year's eve?

will I fuck at least 10 people

doesn't korea kill catholics?

are you white or gook?

wtf aussiefag actually moved there?

Should I kill them all?

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kek

Am I a big guy?

My aspirations, will they succeed?

should I try to get into kernel programming?

will 2019 be ok?

Will I make it?

Will i enroll in Uni?

NOICE!
Will i be able to get myself cute depressed Russian gf with dark sense of humor?

You're a big guy.

Will I kill this kazakh?

Will I manage to change my life habits to the better?

Will I get a qt dom gf?

Makes sense actually

Do i get gf

Oh great Bane, will the next year be a good one?

Nice

Will my life get better?

can I get a hug?

>6
fuck you

Is 2019 going to be a good year for me?

Is it a good idea to commit a suicide?

>1
>yes
D'awww

>Ask CIA
But NSA invented the Internets.

Will I cuck this canadian?

WILL I KEK THE CANADIAN?

Will mommy give me milkers?

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Will I cuck the canadian cuck?

Will I achieve my goal of building a PC?

Ye, 4 me.
I'm a big guy.
Will I?

>You don't get to
NOOOOOOOOOOO

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will i stay together with her?

Um ok.
Will I lose my virginity?

Will I get my Sylvia Hoeks gf?

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Nice I don't care about the pain I have to endure

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will I finally get a gf

>it doesn't matter
answer my question cia nigger

Should I get that writing requirement course out of the way next semester?

Well that’s comforting.

would I get a thicc gf?

uh? benis in vagina?

will i get a job?

can i fuck girl next year?

Will I make enormous progress in either of the new languages I'm learning?

Will I finally get a GF?