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Danielle just wished me a happy new year eve guys

I hate nornalfgas, but I also want a gf so I gotta do what I gotta do

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scotty doesn't know

there I am american now

how do we solve the incel crisis buds

government funded gf initiative

let the poor eat the incels

>t. virgin freak

gib gf

Get me a white gf and I’ll stop being an incel

no. you gotta be fat and ride a scooter.

So the government would just pay women to fuck incels? why not just get a prostitute

too many STD's

no i will drink light beers at a frat party and have feelings for popular girls who only date the high school athletes

true. I guess the girls wouldn't be getting them from the incels so it could actually work

The incel crisis will mount as society is increasingly unable to function until a collapse, at which time there will be a return to traditional values, either from within or imposed by a conqueror who is not as weak. This is the only way the problem will be solved because people do not react until there's a crisis, and there's nothing for you to do but wait - so you might as well enjoy the Kali Yuga for what it's worth

>pushes anti-science bullshit (or he has never heard of the ideal gas law) because of football
>is an engineer but markets himself as a "all knowing scientist"
>is a genuine asshole to anybody and everybody who is not rich and famous
>pushes the cucked feminist/globalist/cuckist agendas any chance he gets

youtu.be/VtJFb_P2j48

youtu.be/wCW2lNj_snU

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I'll take "Low-cost device used for preventing pregnancy and disease" for 200, Alex.

mmmm

condoms are for the gays

>condoms work 100% of the time

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good lord how far he's fallen.

this is your mind on Jow Forums

>years later still seething over Tim tom's deflated balls

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only boards I go on are Jow Forums and /sp/ and occasionally /vg/

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whew that was a tough walk carrying those boxes
my arms are dead
my hands hurt
but i snapped this

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condoms literally don't work i don't know why anyone would trust them

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I visit most blue boards in general. mostly if they don't have much people.

>can't eat anything because i puke it
what a nice new year

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Thank god you retards won't ever have sex

that's a nice spoopy pic, do you mind if i save this?

One time I was having sex with a girl off Tinder and the condom broke in the middle of sex. It felt way better all of a sudden and I had an idea of what happened, but I didn't have the self-control to stop, so I just came inside her. She ended up taking a morning-after pill, lol

I pull out
The one time I trusted condoms she got pregnant lol

It's fucking retarded that somebody, who people consider a 'scientist', would completely disregard science on a national stage because of a sport.

and you consider Jow Forums to not have many people?

you have my permission
it was approximately 11am in a Seattle morning

some boards make an exception.

>get horny
>reply to chubby chick who wants my dick
>cum
>ignore her messages

gotta stop letting my dick make decisions because I find her repulsive when I don't have a boner

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had a really cool dream last night
me and some classmates fell into a black hole and instead of dying we became gods of another dimension. we could do or create anything just by thinking about it. eventually one of my classmates got depressed and i'm like "how could you possibly be depressed, you're a god" and then i woke up.

I got a girl pregnant with the pull-out method once (aborted), but I can't seem to get hard with a condom on anymore so I keep using pull-out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wow you dreamed that you were me

recommend me movies (have to be on Netflix)

I fucking hate this, as soon as I start touching my dick I immediately open facebook and start trying to hook up only to cease all attempts after cumming.

>aborted

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>open facebook

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Abortion is based

God has spoken to me, and he's not very happy with me

mood
youtube.com/watch?v=r2Kh_XMIDPU

last spanish on filipions or something like that
he's aint happy with any of us

but i will

I'm sorry for not being an incel.

>incel
reddit buzzword, please leave

I did but it was with sluts and I had moral hangover after

Bitch I might be a newfag from 09 but I bet you're a fucking zoomer.

I regretted it at the time (her decision), but I don't regret it anymore. The would-be-mother was half-foreign and later turned out to have a pretty serious psychological condition, so I'm glad I didn't bring any basketcase quadroons into the world.

my gums have been hurting lately
what the fuck

wat do

>Bitch

its scurvy, rip

he's a 19yo incel

>I didn't bring any basketcase quadroons into the world.
well, it's not so bad I guess than

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Imagine unironically being an incel
Hating women won't fix your pathetic life

America's current best athlete is a manlet (this rating doesn't even take into account he's also a professional bowler)

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i want women to leave cum

Danielle isn’t ghosting me anymore
Turns out she was showering

but I like woman mrs Clinton

i also use that excuse lol

I wish I could get off imageboards entirely but then I'd have to face the fact that I don't have a lot going on in my life (not a woman)

are you Danielle?

love Jow Forums

She sent me a picture of her wrapped in a towel

Two new matches
Only 30 off 600

once I turned down invitation to drink alcochol
>Drinking it's only thing I do in my free time I have to find some other hobby
I didn't so I said I'm sorry to vodka so I have something to do in my free time

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Normalfag genocide when+

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4channel is the only forum I know how to use
anonymity is an essential feature

Imagine obsessively hoarding 600 matches and not having the courage to put yourself out there and start a relationship with any of them

The Snapchat notification keeps giving me heart attacks

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that

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I went on a date with two of them and hang out daily with one
Talking to another right now who said she wants a serious relationship and we’re going out in 2 hours
I started talking to my matches pretty recently though

watching altered carbon for like the sixth time

oh texas, you always makes my heart go doki doki

maybe Im an ENFP

post ass

i'll probably be an incel forever, but i genuinely believe i could achieve some success if I tried but i'm just too frightened and scared to leave my comfort zone after years of social rejection and humiliation

Going to go on a nofap for an entire year starting January 19th

Hope I lose my virginity

Fucking normalfag zoomer
Uninstall that shit

Why January 19th

same

why the 19th?

Do what I did and use tinder while drunk it gives me the confidence to talk to girls

ummm why not start tomorrow??

hey anons did you heard about those feckers who boraded their plane in japan in 2019 and get to their destenetion in US in 2018? the fuck is wrong with those people?

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