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Redneck gf edition

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>tfw redheads are extremely rare in this shithole

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Is this safe?

I'm scawed :(

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Heh whats gonna happen......

hapa gf 2019

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I demand a QT Alabama gf

lads any cunt know the chords/bars for this piano bit

just the first bit


youtu.be/cLwnGbWyIiw?t=153

youtu.be/cLwnGbWyIiw?t=153

youtu.be/cLwnGbWyIiw?t=153

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Number fifteen: burger king foot lettuce

Its "last night I pierced your sister's buns"

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I am a redhead and they're shit tier birds

Listening to Radiohead and getting sentimental

This is Dua Lipas arse.
How would you rate it 1-10?

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im a redhead ama

niggers shouting like hell

doin my head in niggers on tv on the radio on the screen

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in 2019 i love sue

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would an ugly redhead man slay in Argentina? Asking for a mate

wait no i mean the second bit that repeats itself twice that starts at 2:50

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inb4 404

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For those of you that were interested, I said my "I ordered this pizza last year" joke to the delivery driver and he forced a laugh but he was clearly dying inside.

You don't see many redheaded spics right enough.

bullshit. they are the hottest specimens on earth

pffffffffpfpfpfppfppfpfpfpfppfpfpfpfpfffffffff

being a redheaded guy is suffering. At least I am tall and slightly muscled otherwise I'd be fucked

yes you told us last thread

Between 4 and 7 2bq/h. She is the most beautiful British women I have seen in years.

NO ONE SAY N*IGGER CAN WE GET THROUGH ONE THREAD FOR £100000000999 CHARITY POUNDS

The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone else's foot fungus

Evangeline/10

Kyary new year

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don't get sentimental, it always ends up drivel

Who's Dua Lipas?

The Worlds Biggest Single Firework EVER!!1! FullHD @ Malta 2016

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g-god you're late! i ordered m-my pizza last year!

niggar

the gf

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anime

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uhm nigger

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>this
>british

stupid south african cunt

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will need a high resolution close up of it fully spread open to judge

Fuck I love charity like white girls love nigg-
Oh-ho ho nearly ruined it there haha.

Someone post that webm of Zara Larsson - you know the one

would pile drive this shiptar hog's arse back to kosovo

The last thing you want is to be in Burger King.

you the fella that called me swarthy? I work outdoors all year!!

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Wow, that's a sight for sore eyes. Malta must be a beautiful place.

creepy cunt

Not bad, not bad at all.

starting 2019 as i mean to go on

posting on /brit/

the one where she's acting like an n word?

NIGGERS

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Clever cloggs

if you're british you are gonna slay

They're all slags and I am not even exaggerating like everyone does about girls from their area. Badders

>i-i'm white i swear!
yanks have severe mental problems

you're a fucking ugly cunt. no wonder you're a virgin weeb

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grown a bit of a gut over the festive period and also kept my beard going and the gf said she likes it

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>Lipa was born on 22 August 1995 in Westminster, London
?
Besides, she looks no different, ethnically, to 99% of the slags posted here.

Woodpile check required.

I am tho

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FUCK this captcha think its worse than its ever fucking been think google is trying to kill the chon with this shit have to do at least 5 of these fading fucking captchas to post

>4% Scandinavian
You're not white buddy

reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/6batyz/why_would_ben_franklin_call_germans_and_swedes/

>trusting american companies making genetic tests
it was confirmed that they put nigger DNA becasue muh supermacy
why would you still give them your money

t. ahmed, proud swede
You're not wrong though ahmed.

>This image is unedited from its original form

Really makes you think

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They'll pelt your car with rocks

No chat

happy poo year

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Reckon 2019 might be the year the paki population finally decreases

He called me brown though...Do look brown?

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why are you here on New year's if you have a gf

You're just a Pakistani bloke in a dress.

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>Madness singer briefly puts towel on his head at the start of Nightbus to Cairo
OH NO NO NO, gonna be a BBC article about this

Yeah cause they'll all move here after brexit.

Don't reply to it

it's the 1st of january 2019 and I still don't see the point in brexit

Every time I post in /brit/ I imagine it like that scene in American Werewolf in London where they go to that English pub

2019 is the year of brexit

wait but aren't you just a pakistani bloke in a dress?

Hopefully someone will slit your shit brown Paki throat and start it in that direction you bent Muslim cunt.

never believe anything a woman says

Something keeps making my bedroom door do a cracking sound. I'm home alone.

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Americans of European descent desperately try to claim to be "white" because, just like all humans, they need an identity.
"American" used to be considered an ethnicity but like Swedish, English, French, etc. but as more and more people of other races came in the idea of an "American" ethnicity began to disipate. Today an American can be anyone of any race so in an effort to recreate an identity white American screech how they're "white".

Formulating my alibi for when my colleagues inevitably question me on my activities tonight.

pak block in dress

That's not Amer retard, different trip.

ohhhohoh nononono

30 y.o boomer
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There are 40 million african americans but only 2.5 million black "british"

haha just me
t. a ghost

Rec me a pair of headphones with built in mic

Please

Do you love Finland?

youtu.be/Jicx-QXbc7o

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Im the whitest yank in /brit/ with the stats to prove it....lets get back to some pizza posting...others pls share

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The famous New Years Eve succubus is coming to steal your seed
Your fault for staying a virgin

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I don't take orders from you.

sorry sweetie but Jow Forums is for lads from 12 to 23