/cum/ family edition
/cum/
Tyler Richardson
Brody Lee
First for fuck Manchester
Josiah Hall
test
Brandon Williams
why last thread get deleted? o_O
Gavin Clark
Yint
Hudson Hernandez
owo
Robert Robinson
janny is about dude..
Ian Brown
drinking some cider
Eli Gomez
It was at 322
Jack Nguyen
>janny appears
>swede returns
hmmmmm..
Ayden Stewart
yeah no
Ryder Evans
Smoke some meth
Landon Kelly
not a worthless degenerate
Bentley Parker
Won't be long until it's 2019 in the USA as well
Jeremiah Myers
why do american women message first
never seen behavior in any other women
Jack Sanchez
>high school dropout
>not a worthless degenerate
Noah Wood
canada will get it before the us
Kevin Richardson
>high school
american meme
Nolan Cook
They want dick
Going on a date with a girl who messaged me first
Gavin Kelly
because they are all whores
Carson Campbell
why do you talk to american women if you hate white and "mutts"
Juan Robinson
Yeah I see
Gabriel Perry
wtf no im pure
Ian Moore
what about greenland
Hunter Garcia
stfu catfag
Joseph Jenkins
You can sit there and drink your bougie-ass microbrewed beer, but I still prefer my ice cold Coors original.
Adrian Collins
Sebastian Stewart
I’ve never had sex
Liam Davis
ive never kissed a girl
Jace Hall
i wonder what its like
Nathaniel Parker
coors banquet or git out
Connor Brooks
>time in
Carson Stewart
Elijah Gonzalez
ik kan veel doen schatje
Aaron Baker
I’m gonna find out later this week
Luke Morris
is that in the yellow area of greenland?
Jeremiah Perez
w-what's wrong about that
Bentley Hughes
Found sven's gf
Andrew Martinez
Logan Wood
raak m'n borsten aan, wat zacht zijn ze :*
Carter Ortiz
If you're still a virgin you're not actually a real man.
Austin Hernandez
a couple of girls have messaged me first
Noah Johnson
Tyler Jones
>be taking a nap
>texting a qt in my dreams
>sharing Jow Forums memes and laughing at niggers nogging
>get nudes and a date setup
>wake up
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alexander Butler
Ehhrhrututhth5h dcucufodkir
David Robinson
he's dutch
Nathaniel Baker
Lol
Brody Green
interesting
Julian Rodriguez
she just needs a few burgers and shed be a top qt
Juan Edwards
oh no thats that one girl she has only gotten worse
thats so sad
Daniel Scott
because theyre sick of getting boring "hey whats up" messagew
Wyatt Scott
That's a big kot
Dylan Sanchez
Wow that cat is a absolute unit!
Connor Young
reddit meme
James Morgan
>worse
Better.
Carter Scott
poor kot
Kevin Ramirez
It's a normalfag meme.
Prepare to be disappointed.
Jayden Thompson
WAAR ZIT MIJN EURO
Jason Gomez
Le reddit spacing on Jow Forums le bening ebin ;)
Logan Perry
McDonald's vending machine
Jaxon Green
>tfw no dutch gf
i would even settle for a lolgian
Jose Phillips
>tfw dads milf friend left
Noah Davis
Do you think her armpits smell like candy?
Levi Murphy
If anything I’ll be disappointing her
tfw she’s younger than me too
Thomas Hernandez
why didnt take any creepshots?
Gavin Nelson
what does candy smell like
Leo Morris
How come Latina's are the most beautiful girlz on the planet?
Alexander Powell
to much of a pussy
Easton Wilson
Candy
Ryder Morgan
why are dutch so obsessed with ethnic people
Noah Morales
>spurs
Lol
Daniel Cruz
sorry to rain on your parade but they age even worse than white people
Gavin Sanders
what jonas brother song should be my anthem
Liam Perez
Kill yourself
Isaiah Walker
they look like tan white people
Ryan Phillips
i have a cute butt
Isaac Williams
Chase King
My anthem is an indie rock song and my bio is “Oh whoops, oh! I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!”
Jackson Baker
i don't remember any desu
it was such long time ago in middle school
um
proofs?
Bentley Murphy
After changing that to my bio from one describing myself, I started getting way more matches
Cameron Anderson
What is it like to live in America? Is it similar like living in Europe?
Anthony Gomez
I dont get why europeans decided to conquer america instead of obliterating Asia
Julian Gomez
>Is it similar like living in Europe?
No
You have to take a car everywhere, nothing is in walking distance
Americans are rude and ungrateful people
America is something like 60% overweight too
Tons of beaners and coons everywhere
Jackson Diaz
We did both
Jaxon Williams
this is a woman in her 20s
Bentley Ross
No
t. Live in San Jose and lived in Edinburgh, London, and Amsterdam for a while
Caleb Hughes
she looks like she's in her 20's
Angel Stewart
Hate faggy euros
Aiden Jackson
because it's easier to get to america
Jason Gonzalez
yeah by latina standards, she looks like shes pushing 40
Lucas Green
>Americans are rude and ungrateful people
Ah here
>America is something like 60% overweight too
Same here
>Tons of beaners and coons everywhere
Little bit different we have tons of n*ggers and sandn*ggers
Nathaniel Davis
Would date
Jayden Wright
I live in the part of the world where next year hits last
Brandon Jackson
Europe conquered most of Asia
Even we got a piece
Ryan Thomas
Idk
I guess land and gas is cheaper. Suburb housing developments are really fucking shitty though if you dont have a vehicle.
I also think a lot of people dress tacky, but maybe I need to go to bigger cities
Jose Roberts
Camden Gutierrez
it's all planet earth, dude.
Brandon Powell
Do what now?
Robert Gomez
>be european
>HEY GUYS LISTEN TO MY ORIGINAL JOKE
>HAHAHA AMERICANS STILL IN 2018
Chase Robinson
OK i just want a girl to let me suck on her titties while watching a 90 minute movie. Like the entire time just sucking while she and I watch. Maybe I'll fingerbang her while that happens too. Then after the movie is over I want her to sit on my face while she jacks me off slowly for like another 30 minutes until I cum. Then she falls asleep with her face in my cum covered crotch while her pussy and ass are in my face. Is that too much to ask?