GIVE A ME A GF NOW OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

GIVE A ME A GF NOW OR YOUR MUM DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT.

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what if your mom was a vending machine

I won't give you a girlfriend and my mother will not die. Goodbye.

>implying she isnt already a vending machine
your mother may not die, but your queen will on the 5th of January 2019 A.D.

I don't give a fuck about the queen.

>oi dountuh giuv uh fuhck uhbout vuh kween
shut up you limey loser and GIVE ME A GF

*east turkestan

never cringed so hard in my life
the tarim basin is rightful xiongnu clay
but im not here to discuss that
GIVE ME A FUCKING GF

Il wear a dress for you and do my hair!

are you cute? post pic.