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2019 doesn't start until it's midnight in New York.

MEOWING

If you're not a nordic gael I'm going to assume your not on my intellectual and spiritual level simple as

PRIME MAYWEATHER HEEMS NGANNOU

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All your resolutions should have been to not have shite patter

Will the BNP ever make a comeback?

3:30 - 5:30 GMT are that last few good hours of /brit/ until evening time.

Let that sink in...

just nuttted up and tried some blue cheese for the first time

it's alright tbf

you've cocked up then haven't you

back to /heem/
schaub bless

Drinking any Yorkshire Tea? How long do you guys leave the bag in? I usually leave it in for about 90 seconds. I feel like it tastes too strong if I leave it in for more than 2 minutes. I just add milk after.

Unironically good on burgers if you have no condiments on the stack.

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>AH'M NORDIC LADDIE
fuck off angus

the only thing i leave the bag in is ur fat middle aged mothers mouth u absolute cock jockey

this was a clever joke on my part because aethelwulf (a legit anglo-saxon name) means noble wolf in old english, which is also what adolf meant in german. so I was essentially calling him the english hitler which is funny because he has an obsession with his germanic heritage and was threatening his neighbours that he deemed subhuman (celts, but slavs in hitler's case).

just wanted to draw attention and explain it because I've never made a joke with so much lore and layers to it. thank you for reading i hope you enjoyed my post and my joke now that I've drawn attention to it and explained it so you should be able to get it even if you didn't get it before. oh and happy new years everyone.

Hi I'm Shanequaa and I'm studying Media and International Relations at your ex polytechnic college and I'm goi g to work for the BBC one day and I'll be able to bug hella gucci

>yanks perverting something as sophisticated as blue cheese by putting it on burgers
not surprised

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*yawn* are the Brits in 2019 yet?

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pingtastic

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hitler just wanted to germanize slavs ultimately

"no"

stay blessed, brother

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Scotland is, if you were perhaps not aware of this fact, a Nordic nation

except you are mentally subnormal and this is not how the real world works at all. it's such an esoteric reference that no english audience could be expected to understand that it misses the point of making a joke entirely. you are basing a joke on the meaning of a german name. and then you go off on your autistic obsessions with history and racial groups. it's fucking laughable. make this joke at a party you fucking retard lmao

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Just come home and mummy is in the living room with a strange man. Just went straight up to my room and didn't say anything.

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dnb is NOT soy you little twerp

i'm aware of the fact that scots think they're nordic
i'm also aware that they are wrong

Gaels are untermensch.
Scotland is Germanic.

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pics

ok but did you enjoy my joke? what did you think of it?

noted

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>dnb is NOT soy you little twerp

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Nope

>"During the last century it was lamentable for those who had to witness it, to notice how in these circles I have just mentioned the word 'Germanize' was frivolously played with, though the practice was often well intended. I well remember how in the days of my youth this very term used to give rise to notions which were false to an incredible degree. Even in Pan-German circles one heard the opinion expressed that the Austrian Germans might very well succeed in Germanizing the Austrian Slavs, if only the Government would be ready to co-operate. Those people did not understand that a policy of Germanization can be carried out only as regards human beings. What they mostly meant by Germanization was a process of forcing other people to speak the German language. But it is almost inconceivable how such a mistake could be made as to think that a Nigger or a Chinaman will become a German because he has learned the German language and is willing to speak German for the future, and even to cast his vote for a German political party. Our bourgeois nationalists could never clearly see that such a process of Germanization is in reality de-Germanization; for even if all the outstanding and visible differences between the various peoples could be bridged over and finally wiped out by the use of a common language, that would produce a process of bastardization which in this case would not signify Germanization but the annihilation of the German element. In the course of history it has happened only too often that a conquering race succeeded by external force in compelling the people whom they subjected to speak the tongue of the conqueror and that after a thousand years their language was spoken by another people and that thus the conqueror finally turned out to be the conquered."

MEOWING

No I haven't

So easily riled up into a fuss they are

meat is degenerate

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Drum and BASED

MEOWING

just a pakistani bloke in a dress

*hangs up*
*cries because I got btfo in front of the only people that will listen to me*

post the dana white pasta

ur just a chicken korma, coke and madras

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Scots are gael/nordic and if that's difficult for you to comprehend you're simply a brainlet

Just now realized that the "S" in the Saxon band logo was just two battle axes.

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cringe

explain yourselves RIGHT now

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Any Sandu Ciorba lad in?

How is that cringe you bumlord?

What'd you do for new years eve dougy?

Slept

oh no no no no

i like this girl and shes told me she likes me too but i feel like we’re not going anywhere, shes hard work tbqh

GOD HAS SMILED UPON YOU THIS DAY

Can't hear my mates tell me about their romantic and marital engagements without thinking of the one who was mine and loved me like no one will again that I foolishly therw to the wayside to live the life of a miserable lonely bastard

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Gaels are a tiny minority in Scotland. They have never even come close to defining Scotland.
About as relevant as Cornish speakers.

foreskin is ripped lads, after sex was painful as fuck
got to cum a load in her doggy style though so it was worth it

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mad that this is may's 4th year as PM

nerd

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>foreskin is ripped
state of uncuntfags

is this actually thailad?

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lol owned

well "things that didn't happen in 2019" is off to a decent start

I don't have any brainlet pictures so can you imagine one please. Thanks

oh my
OH MY

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my only friend has told me hes moving to portugal in february to go work on a farm, what do i do now

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Rub bacon on mosque door handles

>I don't have any brainlet pictures so can you imagine one please. Thanks

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>13 subscribers

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imagine unironically having foreskin

Yes that's right

the referee looks really jazzed up in that photo

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streaky on the outside

Looking forward to a nigger free 2019

Thailad you got a link for the stream you did mate?

i genuinely pity people that fall in love. ive never loved any of my past gfs.
i never have heartbreak, i never have crushes, i dont have oneitis, i dont have tfwnogf
Im just mentally superior to you loveoids

Party /brit/ is in the house tonight
Every VF gonna have a bad time

reckon i might have more but i dont even know how to check