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New year's eve edition

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First.

Based

this is not a good pic, what if my family sees it

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still learning japanese

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fuck your family

why's cana the pussy?

just saw the vvitch
pretty goog

>2019
>still don't have a gf

I still live in 2018 and lost power at 11PM , feels bad man

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im dead lads did coke for the first time and im so fuckin tired fuck d*nmark

Stop you goddamn homosexuals

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if you're a 2018er don't @me

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baserad

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...

formerly 2018

I liked it too

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Mind improving the resolution for this picture?

Also, Prospero año nuevo

not based desu¨

was at the club started talking to some norweigan lad and he gave me a little coke from a small bag at the dance floor

then we went to the toilet and he put up 2 lines but i was drunk as fuck so i accidentally sucked up both lines

i have never felt so much energy in my life

i really hope this sickness kills me

good job user

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cringe
anime is FUCKING GAY

tfw no police girl vampire gf

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varför tog du det för?
skyll dig själv

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Because I’m ugly and autistic

for fun
it was new years and ive always wanted to try coke

when me and my friends left some niggers tried to sell us ONE joint for 200dkk = $30 LMAO dumb fucks

for once retards aren't setting up fire crackers and all that shit

at least not yet

>have to spend NYE away from all of my friends and family because I moved to Seattle and spent all day unpacking
Its not fair

stack du till Köpenhamn?
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you sound just like this black guy who I use to play WoW with

Why does it sound like you have a dick up your nose

Kinda racist

yes i live in malmö we usually go to cph for new years eve

malmö is only fun for new year 1 time then it gets boring

im so fuckedd rn im finally home but i feel like im goinna die

now that I think of it that guy also use to shit talk black people all the fucking time

fuck u niggers

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gå och lägg dig sidf

Fuck you too asshole

hello cokeswede

looking forward to eating tomorrow

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>he lives in 2019
You are a literal Flyover if it's 2019 for you right now, the part of the US that matters is still in 2018

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ägd lol

stop speaking swedish

Imagine literally thinking the west coast of North America is somehow superior to the east coast

It is by all definition of the word, superior

this
I can only cum to English and Portuguese

Is the girl on the right hot or ugly? I can't tell?

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Cokeswede, record a vocaroo telling Sven to take his Seroquel

the west coast can get our 2019 scraps when we're done with it

She cute not hot

Sounds like a based and redpilled guy

I know this feel

Average

Why do whites Say this all the time

VERY cute

She cute

Central is the official cum time zone

i'm going to assume this is something racist and vile

what are you going to have?

tfw califag living in Chicago
everyone makes fun of me saying "like" and "dude" and "man"
I cant help it, stop calling me Shaggy

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Spent NYE and the ball drop walking aimlessly I'm the rain with my gf and her friend.

My gf brought shrooms for her and her friend and didn't tell me/offer/bring enough for me

They've been talking with each other the whole night and tripping the rest of the night.

FML this is actually pretty garbage

based

alri dab man

>in London
>sitting in a restaurant talking to my girlfriend
>English guy walks up to me and asks me if I'm from California
>tells me he went to in California
Had a nice day hanging out with him and his wife

is her friend a dude? you might be getting cucked man

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are you guys ok with me going on a rant about my life, both of the people i use as therapist are in nye parties

Do you have cancer? Jesus

Sven sounds like a typical swedish zoomer

No now fuck off

dubs decide what i fap to

Just fucking do it brother

I do actually, I have lung cancer which I've been suffering for about a year now

same thing I make my self every day
>ham, turkey, and bacon on wheat buns, toast it all, and then mayonnaise

I say dude and like all the time and I’m from Wisconsin
Only niggers make fun of me

khajit has wares if you have coin

no

love yourself like you love pizza

are you okay with me ribbing you over it

Hope you get better buddy

Rate my R rolling
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the fuck is that

fuck you nigger
fuck u

Pizza sucks desu. Same with all cheese and cheese centric dishes (except for fake cheese amd cheesecake)

sounds pretty good. imma have a fat bowl of ramen with a boiled egg, carrots, and peas.

sounds like your spitting

Just thinking bout musty, hairy balls

sounds fucking delicious

THEN REPLACE PIZZA WITH A FOOD YOU LIKE

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