Is this accurate?
Is this accurate?
No. Us Nords are the Dunedáin, the descendants of Numenor.
Sounds about right. Orcs are based
>Take what you want
>Eat based meat-diet
>Strong and masculine
>Rape (the best form of sex)
>No one can moralize to you because you're an orc
>Immune to Jews
But Orcs take their orders from the Jews of Middle Earth. They also aren't strong, they are more like chinese people. Many but weak.
>Shire
>Ireland
I don't know what dumbass made this
Orcs seemed pretty big and strong in the movies compared to the effeminate elves and humans. Orcs don't take orders though. They just like to kill, rape, and eat. Turns out the Jews let them do that so they play along.
Say this to my face humie!
Yes, but apparently Numenor is the island Gotland where half-elves dwell (half-balts)
>Orcs don't take orders though.
They take order from Sauron. They are about 5 feet tall as well.
Gotlanders aren't half-balts
No they Aren't. I saw the movies. The orcs were huge and ripped like I'm that orc then. I don't care about your fake orcs. I'm the huge muscle orc that rapes tourists and eats meat.
I hear you and tried to fix it a bit
also introduced mountain jews
much better and it also makes sense because the Numenoreans founded all the royal lines of Gondor and the other human nations
lol
No, the shire is literally supposed to be rural Oxford. Rohan was based off the Anglo Saxons though.
Orcs are based and should have won in the end
humans and their allies are gay and I simply have no sympathy to them
Only some aspects of the Rohirrim were based off Anglo-Saxons
Fuck ypur pakistani infested country
Gondor - Hungary
Osgiliath - Budapest
Rohan Poland
Orcs - Russia
Denethor - Horthy
Pirates - Yugos
Easterlings - Churkas
Elves - Germans
Hobbits - Anglos
Dead Swamp - Ukraine
Minas Ithil >> Minas Morgul
Erdély >> Ardeal
Aragorn - Otto von Habsburg
>Anonymous
As far as I know the whole eorlingas thing reminded me of karolinger as in... The frankish knights/raiders.
>Gondor - Hungary
actually the rohirrim in the movies always confused me
they dressed them with an heavy nordic infantry inspiration, but then put all of them on horses and made it a cavalry-only army which doesn't really make sense, since plate armoured gondorians would be much better suited for that
zug zug
>Boromir
Ah yes, typical southron name
The movies are maybe not the Best reference, but I allways identified them with early HRE/Frankish Empire riders. So not really barbarians anymore.
But Anglo Saxons were infantry fetishists.
Why would you? Tolkien considered them "what Anglo-Saxons would be, had they had horses". They also descend from Eórl the Young, a Northman.
test
UGA BUGA, h*manoid
requesting elves with spurdo expressions
Wrong.
Condor - Slavs(especially Balkan), Germans, Greeks;
UK - Rohan
Ireland - Shire
Orcs - Arabs
Isengard Uruks - Turks
Easterlings - different central asian tribes that invaded Hungarian Basin
based and orkpilled
Addition
Constantinople - Minas Tirith
Forochel - Finland
Dwarfs - Scandinavia
Literally Hungary mate.
Danube - Anduin
Southern Gondor - Croatia
Osgiliath - Budapest
Mordor - Romania
Hungary was a kingdom without a king, just like Gondor.
The Regent went mad, when he thought his son is cucked and let down his people.
Gondor was clearly inspired by Hungary.
Also France - Black Numenorians (for their alliances with Turks)
Gondor was mostly inspired by Italy and Greece.
Gondor is a mix of Europe but indeed with strong Hungarian influence mainly in historical parallels
Dwarves were inspired by Jews. Their language is even based on Hebrew.
Yet their names is of Norse origin.
Gondor was the Byzantine empire. The orcs were Muslims. This is obvious
>Condor - Slavs
Tolkien wrote the orcs or more specificaly Mordor as a metaphor for the Eastern Bloc, or the Soviets. The evil from the East had a bias from his experiences during the war. Black Speech was influenced by Slavic languages as well as by ancient middle eastern tonuges.
Is there a connection if you only look at Norse mythology and the Jews?
Dwarves were based on
>Jewish people in terms of their language and mythology
>Dwarves from Norse mythology ( Durin's origins, the lake beneath the mountains, etc )
>Forochel - Finland
More like Samis or siberians
Tolkien's first book Silmarillion was heavily influenced by Kalevala and the language of high elves (Quenya ) was based on Finnish
>More like Samis or siberians
Lapland or Siberia**
Osgiliath, the former capital that spans both sides of the river (Europe and Asia) is more like Constantinople. Gondor lost its 'Asian' territory just like Greece lost Anatolia to Turks
This. The Noldor and their language is a cool mix of Finnish, Latin and Greek. It also has some Germanic mixed in.
Why there should be a connection, Tolkien just took a bit of jew culture and language (hoarding gold, greed) slapped Norse names on it and there is dwarfs.
i ate your family, h*man
Yeah, you probably right, Samis Nenets and North Siberians
Wrong, there were no eastern block when he was writing these books, hell even the Warsaw Pact was formed a year after the publication. And his sons explicitly stated that Orcs was an Arab invaders from the middle east
>And his sons explicitly stated that Orcs was an Arab invaders
Provide source. I don't think they ever said that. The Easterlings and the Haradrim are obviously based on middle easterners and north-africans.
No, now this is accurate.
You first then, provide source then that Tolkien saw Russians as orks and Mordor as USSR.
No, this is accurate
I guess it's open for interpretation but since Tolkien himself insisted his works weren't based on any particular war experience all interpretations will end up in political bias.
Well didnt know that, thanks.
based portuhaven
Yeah just as i thought, post some shitty picture and its "open to interpretation". Anyway the books were concept long before communist takeover and lord of the rings were in creation right at the time of WWII when Russians were fighting brutal war, not very nice of him. Bu the way here are his words on the topic - "I utterly repudiate any such reading, which angers me. The situation was conceived long before the Russian revolution. Such allegory is entirely foreign to my thought."
the UK encompasses the shire mr. pollini
Must've been before the Saxons came to Britain
t. mad orc
As i know germans were considered as orcs. With their militarism, fetishism and brutalism. However i dont know how russians were originally considered.
Well, all this lord of rings stuff was over eternal anglo vs eternal kraut thing. Russians werent invited.
You're talking about uruk hai, half breeds.
Greece fit's quite well in the position of Ithilien, as the first line against the enemy, surrounded and in constant struggle
And the addition of swiss as dwarfs is kino
The names are clearly Anglo-Saxon (Eoh is old English for horse btw), the aesthetic is late Germanic, and Eorlingas (descendants of Eorl) is also Old English.
Some inspiration was taken from the Goths though. Theoden was based off of the Visigothic King Theodoric, who fell at the battle of the Catalaunian Fields, where Germanics and Romans fought side by side against the hunnoslavic hordes.
gondor - eastern roman empire
arnor - western roman empire sans britannia
the shire - britain
rohan - slavic europe
mordor - turkey
yes
Warhammer orks don't rape. They are closer to mushrooms than mammals and don't have genitals.
France would correspond to the fallen kingdom of Arnor
>As i know germans were considered as orcs. With their militarism, fetishism and brutalism.
And don't forget their love for industry.
whatever. the bulgos are that. half breed rape orks of unimaginable male virility
were warhammer orks with tolkein cocks
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Scotland)
Beauxbatons Academy of Magic (France)
Castelobruxo (Central Brazil)
Durmstrang Institute (Northern Europe)
Ilvermorny (Eastern North America)
Mahoutokoro School of Magic (Japan)
Uagadou School of Magic (Uganda)
Aren't durmstrang literally Bulgarians?
bohuslen = elves
it was at one point literally called "home of the elves"
>Gondor is literally the byzantine empire according to Tolkien
>Greece is Easterlings, while France, Italy, Iberia and belgium are Gondor
What the fuck am I reading
updated
Still shit
See
We are gondor
no
I agree, I fixed that
I haven't watched the movies in such a long time, I really need to sometime again.
don't you mean Bohuslän my brother :)
germs are orc too lmao
10/10 post
Just stroked my BGC to some nice hentai
I'm colorblind
>>Gondor is literally the byzantine empire according to Tolkien
it's a shame it doesn't look like it in the movies
>Iceland
>not elves
I want to know where Numenor is so we know where to look for Atlantis
Mainstream western audiences don't really know anything about the byzantine empire, the creators need to film things that their audience can understand and identify with I guess. Hence why you see maps like OP's identifying fucking france with gondor.
Shit list. As far as distinct races and cultures at the end of The Third Age you mainly have:
The Dúnedain
The men of Bree and surrounding hillmen tribes, such as the Dunlendings
The hobbits of the shire
Dwarves
The elves of Rivendell and The Grey Havens
The Ghaladrim elves of Lothlorien and the silvan elves of Mirkwood that you can choose to see as one group
Orcs, not going to separate these as they're pretty much all the same
The men of Dale
The men of the Anduin Vale
Dorwinion which we know fuck-all about
Gondor and all of its regions
Rohan
The men of the east
The haradrim or men of the south
The variags of Khand
Isengard could be seen as its own independent state but I'll leave it there before it gets retarded
No, you're retarded.
White = humans
Asian = elf
Black = orcs
One of the students was from Bulgaria, but the school is located in northern Scandinavia somewhere.
Another of the students was German so it's probably slavs+nords+germans
Álfr might refer to gravel according to some historians.
At least it says so on wikipedia
>castelobruxo
So, she's terrible at naming things in Portuguese as well.
Dumb bitch taught here, stole a bunch of stuff for her books (moving stairs from lello bookstore, cape uniforms from Coimbra), and then lumps us with the frogs.
Why are Balts Orcs?
is this some videogame reference? i dont get it
Fuck off uncultured swine
NA is Near Harad