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Someone please save her
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Population of Africa today is 1.2 billion
In 1950 it was 220 million
Insane lads
Based black bulls
hope moni is having a good new year's day xx
egg
It will slow down though, definitely, for sure, nothing to worry about.
I suppose that one might say that - that is, indeed, quite a few niggers
how did it get so big
had Sex twice last night de laaaads
nigxplosion
sent rorke over the bar last night with a sweet uppercut for not respecting a transgirl's pronouns, fucking bigot
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Reduction in diseases and economic development I guess
had Sex twice last night with 2 laaaads
it will but its dependent on how the countries develop (or don't) in the next few decades
subnormals leave, /brit/ does not want you
/brit/ is a shagger general
keep coping eurotypical
don't worry they'll all move to Germany
same poster
mad to think some /brit/ regulars might have killed themselves or vowed to never come here again last night and we’ll probably never know
tim posting about wanking on twitter lads
Same poster brown hands
Andre Gomes and Sigurdsson, what a cultured midfield partnership
Rorke convulsing in epilepsy
i have jaundice
rorke is FREAKING out
>He doesn't remember the dad who came on here to tell us about the user who offer himself
i have aids
if i could press a button that would end all nonces and potential nonces i would hit it without hesitation
Jewish mate has just given me a free ticket to Arsenal vs Fulham, so I'll probably pop over there in a bit if it's ok with all of you
i have ligma balls
Rorke yodelling in agony as his appendicitis kicks in
you would kill all men
me? I kill off my character and start a new one
rorke is rolling around on the floor having a fit
no i wouldnt you delusional fucktard
Phwoar
filling stations generally stay open on NYD right? can never remember 2bh. wouldn't mind going for a drive somewhere but am a bit low on diesel atm (at least for a proper drive)
rorke is on the ropes
rorke having a schizophrenic fit
got a gf but one of my female friends (not that close) seemed to be dropping hints last night
also she said she shagged about 50 men
No lad tough luck must've missed the ads yday reminding everybody to fill up
rorke flailing about with his head literally stuck in the ISS
I'm a rorke
Touched a nerve did I Mr Nonce in Denial
so lads
what have you accomplished so far in 2019?
dont udnerstand nonces lads
im 30 and i spent months chatting with a 17yo every day at work
she was so fucking annoying. we had nothing in common. she was pretty but i could have never fucked her or had a relationship with her. i dont understand why anyone would want anything to do with someone they have nothing in common with. generational gaps exist for a reason.
nonces are fucked in the head and should be killed
wank when i woke up, watery poo, made a lush omlette and a second wank just there
Just had 4 fried egg sandwiches
My soul belongs to God, I know, I made that bargain long ago
>why do mentally ill people do irrational things
women love what they can't have she probably wouldn't look at you once without a girlfriend
>17
>nonce
lad...
>Jem waved my words as if fanning gnats.
Having trouble processing that sentence, is this equivalent to
>as if (they were) fanning gnats
But the words are omitted for style ?
Don't think nonces are attracted to 17 year olds lad, or are looking to have a relationship with their noncery victims. You clearly have A LOT to learn about nonces
Give me the codes and I'll sort out the Africa problem tomorrow
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Nonce
In 2019 I would love to find a nice gentle femdom gf, but if I'm being honest with you guys I simply don't think it's going to happen
>New Year video - Me Timothy James Byrne on 1 January 2019
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new year 'lutions lads?
they're super naive, easy, easily impressed, hungry for older dick.
and well, unspoiled. the light inside has not yet been corrupted.
happy new year from imperial college london lads
(me far right)
>gentle femdom gf
doesn't exist
Want Scotland to become independence just so the SNP can flood Scotland with as many wogs as England.
thinking of wearing a pocketwatch
noncery to me is someone dating below their generation
a 40yo dating a 20yo is noncery because they have nothing in common
a 60yo dating a 30yo is noncery
has very little to do with the age of consent and more to do with maturity and life experience
it would be hard to believe a 40 year old in a relationship with someone half their age isn't taking advantage of them and manipulating them
going to pump the proto gf when she turns 16
Should I get a Huawei Mate 20 Lite or a Sony Xperia XA2 lads?
Rorke? your kind isn't welcome here.
>I'm not racist
happy solar new year
think yank is right desu only reason it's "acceptable" at all is because old rich men want young pretty girls and young pretty girls want money. is basicly pure exploitation from both ends but there are more young pretty girls than rich old men so the girls always gona have less power
I know, that's why I think it's unlikely that I'll succeed in my aim
I'm also a big fan of eggs
depends whether you prefer china or japan
Its not even legit noncery unless she's like fuckin...13 yo or younger
New year? Not until February the 5th mate
Ah why yes I AM a Mao Zedong man how did you know?
whats the age of consent in germany hans?
turns out I got the first brit post of the british new year haha was on phone at the time so couldnt see exact date
Nonce
old enough to count old enough to mount
Source?
business idea: islamic extremism but really half-arsed
If her age ain't on the clock she's old enough for cock
yeah and our good canadian friend got the last brit post of 2018
music for the thread
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riveting conversation going on as ever
>schizo and 'tismo are there
classic
shant
new year and pretty much time for another annual straightness test
Imagine caring enough about this you woke up the next morning and searched for it
Nonce behaviour
any hoovies garage man in
pray the gay away
thought germany was a good country until i learned about their age of consent laws and that they only legalized gay marriage last year
wouldn't live in germany if you paid me
wouldn't live in the UK either
france looks alright outside of paris
>stuffed self with takeaway last night
>promise self to eat reasonably for new year
>day 1
>mams bought shortbread
AAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
toilberg just informed me he's bumping the mandatory penis inspections to 3 a day starting tomorrow