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A decade or so back when I was still in community college, a Mexican dude tried to sell me a handgun under the table at school. I have no idea why he thought I'd be interested. Not really the caricature of a gangbanger here.

Incel here
AMA

beibreido desu ne

post pic of room

basedblade

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How does it feel being a tiny fucked virgin

>tiny fucked

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Um... Your peepee 2 smol

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Tiny fucked virgin here ama

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honestly the idea of having a handgun under my pillow is pretty cool but realistically living in a high rise, me killing myself with it accidentally or in a bout of ex-related depression is vastly more likely than me using it successfully in self defense

Hi frens, happy New Year,
i screwed up with video of celebrating it here, didn't find some decent phone for this.
That xiomi didn't take anything in night.

I'm at my friend's house rn and too drunk to drive home
My room's clean and anime free though
Hopefully won't be an incel soon because some girl from Tinder who just got out of a relationship asked me if I wanted to fuck and I said yes
Except she also apparently wants a relationship

Cry me a River

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iM GONNA UFCKNG CUM

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Me too. I was thinking about buying a cheap semi auto rifle but I figure I'll probably end up using it to kill myself rather than a home invader.

>Except she also apparently wants a relationship
she doesn't know that you don't

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Please let me fucking cum me mistress please let me fucking cum for the new year I've been a good boy working hard

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November:
Tinder bio was my height and some description of me
Photos were of me hanging out with my friends and I'm dressed like a normie
Anthem was a Travis Scott song
I got a few matches here and there and they were usually college thots

December:
Bio is a quote from It's Always Sunny
Photos are of me smoking weed, around art, or drinking
Anthem is an indie song
Got tons of matches with cute zoomer art hoes

I kind of want one too but I don't want to fall into the same trap the other tinder poster fell into and fall in love with a girl just because she let me put my dick inside her

My Tinder pictures are all mirror selfies and one really close up picture to show off my ugliness and the bio is just self-loathing
0 matches so far

Because you'll attract people like you and you just described extremely ugly landwhales.
Thankfully I decided to embrace my inner art hoe aesthetic and started attracting art hoes

You're twenty and still a virgin? Pity

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good morning

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>love
>2019
>tinder
the three of these aren't mutually exclusive

Actually I'm 21 and yeah it's pretty sad

STILL
A VIRGIN

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Saying they're not mutually exclusive means you're saying you can find love on tinder in 2019
And I haven't met her yet, we just talk on snapchat and she sends me lewds

YOU MEAN YOU NEVER HAD SEX?
YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH
NUUUUUUUUUH

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Hello ?

Fuck off virgin doesn't get any pussy

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>11:45 PM last night and I'm all alone at home
>decide to watch the festivities on TV so as not to have a completely dismal NYE
>tune in to CBC, which is broadcasting the """"concerts"""" in Halifax and Montreal
>Montreal concert features a literal zoomer who sounds like a dying goat on stage
>Halifax concert features a literal who boomer talking about his wife and kids on stage while attempting the worst stand-up routine known to man
>tune in to yank channels to see what's happening in Times Square
>some boring cunt spends 2 whole minutes listing everyone who sponsored the event and recites some self-congratulatory nonsense about journalism and press freedom
>Bebe Rexha performs "Imagine", because that's totally the right tempo for a party
>show's over by 12:10
what a goddamn embarrassment this continent is
Fortunately I was able to salvage the night by watching the recap of Paris's celebrations, which were absolutely spectacular.

Implying the possibility that you could fall in love with a tinder hussy is bad enough!

Hello? Hello?

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How can I video chat with Americans? Need to know about American Life and culture

Is it me you're looking for?

Your pee pee hard?

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I'm a virgin freak, it's very possible
She's pretty cute

What a cute LITTLE virgin freak.
What a cute LITTLE virgin freak.

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The shows here are pretty good, albeit a little local. They had MJ116 pumping their particular brand of off color music in Taipei which was at least energetic. Most of the rest of the night was aMEI. Other cities have their shows televised as well. Its kind of like a competition to have the sickest concert.

Everyone hold the fuck up.

I've been told that abroad you can't throw water on the stoves in saunas.
Is this true

Oh just read the (albeit lengthy) wikipedia page for it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States

We have electric saunas for the most part
I've only ever used them at the gym and it just pumps steam in

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The fuck is a saunas?

>electric sauna

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Jo'd twice already

Do Americans have good health and well-being? Also are they happy?

We're fat and stupid.

depends on what part of the states your after.

The developed industrialized parts

americans everywhere are stupid, low class, drug addicted narcissists.

I’m not even attracting ugly landwhales

Yo! Virgin! Check this out!

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I’m starting to like guys and I fucking hate it. I accidentally walked into my roommate naked after coming out of a shower last week and that image refuses to leave. Fuck this world, my family would literally kill me if I turned out to be gay

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Because you're swiping left on them, right?

It's so big compared to yours which is so tiny it can't even fuck my pussy

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>tfw no sticc gf

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>last week
Last month, sorry just pulled an all nighter

not gonna lie, virgin shaming is kinda hot

wikitree.com/wiki/Seaman-10

This was my first ancestor to North America

His name was Seaman

sometimes I think "I could literally rip [her] arm off"

but ripping off a person's limbs has to be like really fucking hard, right?

A good swift kick to the head of even a very frail person probably couldn't decapitate them, right??

Sorry loser for being bitches but
You never gonna get any

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also, morning

i find these females quite attractive

I'm my first ancestor in America, AMA

>A good swift kick to the head of even a very frail person probably couldn't decapitate them, right??
no, however ripping her arms off seems very possible

"...And last night, I told him "Is it in yet? And he just stared down at his dick for a moment and I told him it's all about the motion of the ocean but for some reason he was turned on"

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post more pictures of Panty

>virgin shaming
based
>small dick humiliation
cringe

GOD I need to lose my virginity

Are you ethnic or why would your family kill you?

No
I’m swiping left on the attractive girls and left on the 2/10 landwhalws

You would be getting matched with the ugly landwhales if you swiped right on them because that's who you attract with that aura of loserdom

Talking to yet another art hoe on Tinder RIGHT FUCKING NOW bros
She's telling me about how she spent the new year in her room

And I’m telling you that I’m not even attracting the ugly landwhales.

That would be swiping right not left

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code for sucking some dudes dick and I have chlamydia

Whatever you say, buddy

Swipe right

A phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.

cringy post

She could be sucking MY dick

Feeling some yikes tendencies in this thread

i drink my coffee out of a thermal cup with a lid
sometimes it dribbles out of the side and it makes me feel like a retard

Footkraut
Hello

Hey

Fuck

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And I’m telling you that I’m swiping right on the ugly fat whores but they’re aren’t swiping right on me because I’m too fucking ugly you cunt

Native

>I’m swiping left on the attractive girls and left on the 2/10 landwhalws

1/316th